#....#.###                                          ..#..##.##
#...###...                                          .##.#.##..
#..#..#..#                                          #.####.#.#
#.##.##.##                                          ##...####.
##.##.##..                                          .#..#...##
.##.##.#.#        LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS        ##.##..#..
#.##.####.                                          .##.#.##..
£&¨@§¨¨.@¤ ,,.,¨,,¨¨¨,,¨¨,¨¨,.¨.,,¨¨,¨,¨...,¨¨,..¨. £¨§§£¤.§.&
,£¤,&¨.¤.¨ ,.,¨,.,,,¨,,.¨,,..¨,,,,,.,.,¨,¨¨,.,,.,., @§..¨&§&§,
£¨&§¤,§¤,¨ ¨,¨¨.  LIST OF VANISHED ARTIFACTS  ,¨.,. ,¤,,¤¨.¨£,
@@¨.¤§.@.¨ ..¨,,.¨,.¨,¨¨.¨.,..,,¨,,,¨,,.,,.¨,,,¨.¨¨ §¤.£§¨.@&@
.£,@,¤&£¨# ...¨,,¨.¨¨¨¨¨¨.,.¨..¨.,.,,,,,.¨¨¨..,..., ¨&§.#,@¨.¨
&§£@&.,@£¤                                          ¤.@¤¤§§¨,,
,¨,,§,¤.,.      ~»~-»»«-~==-=~-~~~-~~=»~«=«~»»«     ££.,..&¨,£
,¨.&§£#¨,#     = THINGS I'VE BOUGHT IN SHOPS ~      .§¨¨,¤@¨#¤
¨¨&¨¨.£,£§     =-=«-«~»«»~-~-»~~«=«=--»«~»~-«=      @¤,¨£,&£.¤
.#¤,,&@£¨¨                                          ,§,@@¤.§¤#
¤.¤.&,¨¤.¨  TEAL TAPE PLAYER WITH TOO MANY BUTTONS  £#£¨.@¤.,@
¤&#£@.@§.,                                          ¨¨#,@.§.@,
¨.¨.£&.¤,,   A CRATE OF USED IBM FLOPPY DISKS - A   ,##£#&§#@§
¨.¨&¨££§.£         CENT FOR THE WHOLE THING         ¤.¨,¨.,¨¨&
..£§&.,£&¨                                          ¤,.,¨¨¨.§§
.§,.@,#.§£   BRAND NEW FLOPPY DISKS IN ALUMINUM OR  §¨¨,,.¨&¨£
&§.&@&@@,.               CLEAR PLASTIC              ¤.¨...@§£§
,#§,,.,&¨#                                          £,..¨£.,,,
§¨£,.,#@§£       IKEA/TE FREKVENS MICROPHONES       #,¨.&¤,¨¨¨
##§,,¤,¨.#                                          &¨.£,#,¨¨#
¨.¤.&£,,§.                NY FATCAP                 £¨§@§¤.¨@,
¨@@@¨&¨§§,                                          #£¨.,£,§§,
&¨.#§#£,#¨ MULTILEVEL FOLD-OUT COPPER/GLASS MIRROR  ¨@¨¨§§@.£,
£¨@,.¨&§§£  (COULD REFLECT SUNLIGHT EVEN WITHOUT A  @#¨£,.#§&#
£§¤.,&,,.&        LINE OF SIGHT TO THE SUN)         ,¤#£¨&.¨,.
.,@.£#.¨§¤                                          ¤,.@#§,¨¨§
¨£#&,#,@..   TWO SUPER LONG GRUNDIG DICTAPHONES IN  &.&.¨¤,¨@&
¤¨.§¤¤£@¨#         PURPLE/PINK GOLD COLOURS         #§¤,@§¨¤,#
§,¤,¨..&££                                          ,¨@§¨&§@¤.
@&£,,¨#,,&         PEBBLE-SIZED COINS WITH          ¨£,££..,#§
,.¤.¨&§,§@           PLAYSTATION SYMBOLS            ¤#£,¤..£.¨
,&@¨¤,£&¨§                                          ,¨&@#¨§¤.,
&,#£#§.£#§  COLLECTION OF TWO CENTIMETER HIGH AMBER .&.¨@#,@,¨
§&¨,,#§..¨    FIGURINES OF VARIOUS CREATURES AND    @@¨&.&£§,§
.§,.£,§,¨,                CHARACTERS                .¤§@§¨¨£&¨
&#,@#£§.¨,                                          #,.,¤.£¨£,
.§&,¨¨&¨.&                                          @,¨¤#¤&#¤§
¤¨@.,§£.¤,                                          £¨£,..,,.&
&&§¨@.§£§#        ---~~«-~~«~=~»»«=»~-~»-~=~»       &£¤¨¨.¨.§.
¨,&#§@.¨..        ~ THINGS I'VE BEEN GIFTED -       ¨.¤¨¨.,¤£@
¨§..,@.,,¨        ~-»=»~~=~--»=~=~-»~=--~»==»       .§¤¨¨.#¨,#
§#,.§§.,,¤                                          ¤¨&,¨#£.##
,#,@.&.¨¤.   A COMPUTER (LOOKED LIKE A GEN THREE    §#¤¨#,¤§,.
§¤##£¤.¤£¤ IMAC) FILLED WITH BLUEPRINTS FOR PLANES  ¨,#¤@§.#¨.
¨,¨,,§¤,¨#           AND SLEEK SPACESHIPS           .@,.,@§£.§
¨¨¨.¤¨&,#¨                                          ¤@,.@¨,@§#
¨¨,§¤¤&#¤¨  SIX BY THREE CM GLITTERY FURRY STICKER  ¨@¨&§,#,,§
¨,¤¨¨.¨,¤,   (GRINNING PURPLE WOLF ON YELLOW-GREEN  @&&,#££,§§
.¤¤,.,¨¤@¤                  LEAVES)                 ,¨@@,.¤§,@
§¨§¨,,§,,,                                          ,@.¤.£¨@¤£
@@§,,§@.¨&     TINY METAL DRAGON/HORSE FIGURINE     @¤##££@,¨.
¨,§.£¨#.££                                          ¨,,¨,¨#..#
,&@¤&#£&,¨      OLD INSTANT CAMERA WITH THREE       ¨.¨.¨§#.§§
@,,,¨¨¨£..      DIMENSIONAL FOCUSING JOYSTICK       ¨,..§,##.¤
@¨¨.,¨§#,@                                          ¨.¨¤&@¨#&.
§¨,..@,@£¤    PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY TEETH AND TONGUE,   ¨.¤¨¨&#,@¤
§¨,¨£££,,¨        TAKEN FROM INSIDE MY MOUTH        ¨¤£¨¤.&£¨.
£¨¨¤.,@,,#                                          &,@#&£.&,§
@,#&¨&@.£§  MONSTER TRUCK-SIZED REGULAR CAR WITH A  @§¨,.§¤&#,
&§¨@¤,£@,,        MINIMUM SPEED OF FORTY KMH        .&,¨§.,¨@#
¨&¤.¤&¨¤¨§                                          ¤¤¨§&.¨&,¨
@.&¤¨&#&§¨                                          .§#.¤,£¤,.
£&.¤¤,.¨#&                                          @¨£§@£.¤,#
.#¤,#..#,.         =~»«~~~»«~»=««~~~«~~«=-          ¤¤.,,§#@@.
&.@&@,@£..          - STOLEN/FOUND THINGS -         ¨@¨¨§.¨.#¨
§&,¨¤&.¤..         =~~~~~«~==«=~-~«-~--«~»          §&.§¤,¨¤¤£
¨¤.#,#£&.£                                          ,@§¨¤.§.¨.
£§&£¤.,&££    STRANGE AND VERY LARGE FLASH CARD     ¤¨@§@#¤,..
,,.¨§,#,,.                                          &#,¨.¨&,¨¤
..,£§£#¨,¤    CASSETTE TAPE TAGGED WITH BLUE INK    ,#..¨£¤,§£
¨,¤¨¨¨@¨¤@                                          ¤#.,¤.#£¨#
,£&¨,§&#¨,  STICKER SHEET (TINY FOXES DOING VARIOUS ¨£¨&&@¨£§#
¤,#¨§.,§¨¨            FACIAL EXPRESSIONS)           £@&,,¤¤¨¨#
@¤§@@¨#&,,                                          ¨¨¤.&,&¨£.
¨,.¨&#¨@¨,    LOTS OF TOOTHPICK-SIZED DRIPPY PENS   ,¤#¤&&&¤¤£
¨,,§¨#@¤,§        WITH FLUORESCENT NEON INK         £.¨¨.,,¨.¤
.,#§#,.&#¨                                          #....,,,¤@
,£,,¤.§.£@  MIRROR THAT SHOWS YOU POST-TRANSITION   £...¨.,¤.£
¤£¨§#£#£¨.                                          ¤¨¨,,,#§##
.@£,¨..§,@                                          £.,,.§.¨¨,
&¨¤..,@£§#                                          &¨..##¨,,¨
@¤£.,§...@                                          @¨,¤.£¨¨.£
,¨¤.@§¨.§¨                                          #.#¤£¤¨¨#,