PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I 
 START TO UNZIP MY  PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE   SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO  BE   CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND - THEY  ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM