WH3N  YOU SMOK3 H3MP 1T L34VES 4 R3S1DUE 
 T4R   1NSID3   TH3  M4CH1N3,   WH1CH  1S 
 3XTR4CTABLE  W1TH  TH3  H3LP  OF 4 M3T4L 
 ROD. B3 W4RY  HOW3VER, TH4T TH3 H3MP T4R 
 1S NOT  4S  V1SCOUS 4S YOU  M4Y TH1NK... 
 1T'LL QU1CKLY G3T  ON YOUR  F1NG3RS  4ND 
 BOOBS... 4ND 1T'S H4RD  TO G3T OFF. V3RY 
    ST1CKY BUS1N3SS 1ND3ED. MOST P3OPLE   
 JUST   G3T   R1D   OF   TH31R   M4CH1N3S