My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its  A  Two track   Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T  Really Get How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  - Which  Means 
 The  B  Side Is Played Backwards If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now I Have  To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or If  It Is  The  Motor,  I  Dont 
                   Know,                  
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference  But  It Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get   In    There    With    Your   Hand