My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How It Works. It  Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two  X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is Played  Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So  Now  I Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low  Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It Is  The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad  Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I   Dont   Know   The   Percentage    Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over Constantly  And 
 Get   In    There   With    Your    Hand