I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!