...«†%§£@# #@£§%†«...
....«†%§£@ @£§%†«....
.....«†%§£ £§%†«.....
......«†%§ §%†«......
.......«†% %†«.......
........«† §§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@ †«........
.........« ....####@@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§†††† «.........
.......... @@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§††††....#### ..........
.........« ††††....####@@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§ «.........
........«† PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS †«........
.......«†% OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL %†«.......
......«†%§ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I §%†«......
.....«†%§£ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT £§%†«.....
....«†%§£@ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO @£§%†«....
...«†%§£@# ####@@@@§§§§††THE..GROUND.@@§§§§††††.... #@£§%†«...
..«†%§£@## §§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@ ##@£§%†«..
...«†%§£@# I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME #@£§%†«...
....«†%§£@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @£§%†«....
.....«†%§£ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET £§%†«.....
......«†%§ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T §%†«......
.......«†% KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE %†«.......
........«† TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN †«........
.........« YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL «.........
.......... BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ..........
.........« "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR «.........
........«† YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT †«........
.......«†% HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY %†«.......
......«†%§ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. §%†«......
.....«†%§£ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY £§%†«.....
....«†%§£@ ....###SADNESS§§†COMES..###FROM@§§§§†††† @£§%†«....
...«†%§£@# @@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§††††....#### #@£§%†«...
..«†%§£@## ††††....####@@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§ ##@£§%†«..
...«†%§£@# ####@@@@§§§§††††....####@@@@§§§§††††.... #@£§%†«...
....«†%§£@ @£§%†«....
.....«†%§£ £§%†«.....
......«†%§ §%†«......
.......«†% %†«.......
........«† †«........