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.....^~\=£ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS £=\~^.....
......^~\= OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL =\~^......
.......^~\ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I \~^.......
........^~ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ~^........
.........^ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ^.........
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.......... I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ..........
.......... [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ..........
.......... SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ..........
.........^ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ^.........
........^~ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ~^........
.......^~\ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN \~^.......
......^~\= YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL =\~^......
.....^~\=£ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER £=\~^.....
....^~\=£# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #£=\~^....
...^~\=£## YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ##£=\~^...
..^~\=£### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###£=\~^..
.^~\=£#### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ####£=\~^.
..^~\=£### SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ###£=\~^..
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