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#@%\==~,,, PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ,,,~==\%@#
#@@@%=\=~, OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ,~=\=%@@@#
@@%==\==~, OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ,~==\==%@@
@==,,,,,,, START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ,,,,,,,==@
@@===,,,,, OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ,,,,,===@@
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###@%=\=~, I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ,~=\=%@###
@@===,,,,, [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ,,,,,===@@
@%%%==~,,, SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ,,,~==%%%@
@%%=\=~~,, EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ,,~~=\=%%@
#@@%%=\=~, KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ,~=\=%%@@#
@@@@%=\=~, TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ,~=\=%@@@@
@%====,,,, YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ,,,,====%@
#@@%%=\=~, BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ,~=\=%%@@#
##@@%=\=~, "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ,~=\=%@@##
@@@===,,,, YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ,,,,===@@@
##@@%=\=~, HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ,~=\=%@@##
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##@@%=\=~, SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ,~=\=%@@##
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