PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE,  AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF  THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO   BE   CONTACTED  BY  SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER SECOND  - THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT  I  CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM