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,,~\=$&£@# [god, alien] who would bestow upon me #@£&$=\~,,
,,~\=$&£@# some incredible power that will set #@£&$=\~,,
,,~\=$&@## everything right forever. what i don't ##@&$=\~,,
,,~\=$$$&£ know is that this happens multiple £&$$$=\~,,
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,,~\=$£@## memory of the encounter and moved on. ##@£$=\~,,
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