,^~^=&&@@#                                          #@@&&=^~^,
,,,,^^^~=&                                          &=~^^^,,,,
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,^~^=&&&&@ &&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@ @&&&&=^~^,
,,,,,~^&@@ ^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^ @@&^~,,,,,
,,,,~~~^=& @@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^#### &=^~~~,,,,
,^~^=&&@@@ ^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&& @@@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@@ PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS @@@&&=^~^,
,,,^^^==&& OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR  FULL &&==^^^,,,
,^~^=&&@@# OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I #@@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@@ START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS  OUT @@@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@## OF  THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME   TO ##@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@# ####@@@@&&&&^^THE^^GROUND.@@&&&&^^^^^^^^ #@@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&&&& &&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@ &&&&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@# I   WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED   BY  SOME #@@&&=^~^,
,,^^^=&&@@ [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME @@&&=^^^,,
,^~^=&&&&& SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET &&&&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@# EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #@@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@@ KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE @@@&&=^~^,
,,,^^~^&@@ TIMES PER SECOND -  THEY  ASK ME:  "WHEN @@&^~^^,,,
,,,^^===&@ YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG WAS  YOUR  IDEAL @&===^^,,,
,,,,,~==&@ BODY TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER @&==~,,,,,
,,,,,^~^=& "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE  IT FOR &=^~^,,,,,
,^~^=&@@## YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT ##@@&=^~^,
,^~^=&&@@# HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY #@@&&=^~^,
,,,^~=&&@@ MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. @@&&=~^,,,
,,,,,,^~=& SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY &=~^,,,,,,
,,,~~~=&&@ ^^^^###SADNESS&&^COMES^^###FROM@&&&&^^^^ @&&=~~~,,,
,^~^=&&@@@ @@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^#### @@@&&=^~^,
,^~^=&&&@@ ^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&& @@&&&=^~^,
,,,^^^~=&@ ####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^####@@@@&&&&^^^^^^^^ @&=~^^^,,,
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