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,,,^^~%%§§ off, shower curtains drawn. floor full §§%%~^^,,,
,,,~~%§§## of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ##§§%~~,,,
,^~^%%§§## start to unzip my pants, she steps out ##§§%%^~^,
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,,,^^^%§## some incredible power that will set ##§%^^^,,,
,,,,,^^^§# everything right forever. what i don't #§^^^,,,,,
,^~^%§§§## know is that this happens multiple ##§§§%^~^,
,^~^%§#### times per second - they ask me: "when ####§%^~^,
,^~^%§§### you said the world egg was your ideal ###§§%^~^,
,^~^%§§§## body type, did you mean it"? i answer ##§§§%^~^,
,^~^%§§### "not really, but i can act like it for ###§§%^~^,
,,,,~^%§## you, if you'd like". at this point ##§%^~,,,,
,,,,,,~^§# however they have already erased my #§^~,,,,,,
,,^^^~^§§# memory of the encounter and moved on. #§§^~^^^,,
,^~^%§§### subconsciously, this is where my ###§§%^~^,
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