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......^-=% PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS %=-^......
.....^-=%$ OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL $%=-^.....
....^-=%$@ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I @$%=-^....
...^-=%$@@ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT @@$%=-^...
..^-=%$@@# OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO #@@$%=-^..
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...^-=%$@@ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME @@$%=-^...
....^-=%$@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @$%=-^....
.....^-=%$ SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET $%=-^.....
......^-=% EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T %=-^......
.......^-= KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE =-^.......
........^- TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN -^........
.........^ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ^.........
.......... BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ..........
.......... "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ..........
.......... YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ..........
.........^ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ^.........
........^- MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. -^........
.......^-= SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY =-^.......
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