PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START  TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH  TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER SECOND  - THEY  ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID YOU MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER 
 "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM