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¤§†:~,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,~:†§¤
§†:~,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ,,,,,,~:†§
†:~,,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,,~:†
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~,,,,,,,,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,                  TASTE.                  ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,~
:~,,,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ,,,,,,,,~:
†:~,,,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,~:†
§†:~,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,~:†§
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