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.........:    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     :.........
.......... YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ..........
..........        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ..........
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.......... THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ..........
.......... DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM BY SPECIES  AND ..........
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.......:«/ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS /«:.......
......:«/§ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE §/«:......
.....:«/§&  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   &§/«:.....
....:«/§&§ SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR §&§/«:....
...:«/§&§¶ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¶§&§/«:...
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.:«/§&§¶## YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ##¶§&§/«:.
..:«/§&§¶#   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  #¶§&§/«:..
...:«/§&§¶ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¶§&§/«:...
....:«/§&§ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END §&§/«:....
.....:«/§& OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST &§/«:.....
......:«/§ RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. §/«:......
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