RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.