RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.