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,,,,^---%&     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    &%---^,,,,
,^-†%¤&@## YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ##@&¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤&@##        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ##@&¤%†-^,
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,^-†%¤&@## THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ##@&¤%†-^,
,,,,,,^†¤@ DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES  AND @¤†^,,,,,,
,,,,^--%&#                  TASTE.                  #&%--^,,,,
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,^^^-†¤&&# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #&&¤†-^^^,
,^-†%¤¤&@@ MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE @@&¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤&@##  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ##@&¤%†-^,
,^-†%%%¤¤& SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR &¤¤%%%†-^,
,^-†%¤&@## ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ##@&¤%†-^,
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,^-†%¤&@## YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ##@&¤%†-^,
,^-††††%&@   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  @&%††††-^,
,,,,,,^†¤@ OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL @¤†^,,,,,,
,^-†%¤¤&&@ APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END @&&¤¤%†-^,
,,^^^-%%&& OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST &&%%-^^^,,
,,,^^-††%& RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. &%††-^^,,,
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