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$%:«^,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,^«:%$
%:«^,,,,,, YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ,,,,,,^«:%
:«^,,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,,^«:
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^,,,,,,,,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,,,,,,,,^
,,,,,,,,,, DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,,,,,,,,,
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:«^,,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,,^«:
%:«^,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ,,,,,,^«:%
$%:«^,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,^«:%$
§$%:«^,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,^«:%$§
#§$%:«^,,, ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,^«:%$§#
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###§$%:«^, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ,^«:%$§###
##§$%:«^,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,^«:%$§##
#§$%:«^,,, OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,^«:%$§#
§$%:«^,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,,,,^«:%$§
$%:«^,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT JUST ,,,,,^«:%$
%:«^,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,^«:%
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