RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A   VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF  IT, BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.