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¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~=: YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT :=~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~=         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        =~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨¨~=:=  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   =:=~¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=:=% SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR %=:=~¨¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨~=:=%£ OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST £%=:=~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~=:=% RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. %=:=~¨¨¨¨¨
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