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=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=
^=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=^
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&*^=:¨¨¨¨¨ THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. ¨¨¨¨¨:=^*&
#&*^=:¨¨¨¨ DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND ¨¨¨¨:=^*
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##&*^=:¨¨¨ CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, ¨¨¨:=^*#
#&*^=:¨¨¨¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ¨¨¨¨:=^*
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