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.¨.¨,^~*=@ &               HANDCUFFS              £ @=*~^,¨.¨.
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.¨,«=%$¤¶# shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only #¶¤$%=«,¨.
¨.~==*§#@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@#§*==~.¨
,,,«†*$@¶# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #¶@$*†«,,,
¨¨,^«:*§¤@        trigger void mart alarms.         @¤§*:«^,¨¨
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.,¨,,^-=§£ however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs £§=-^,,¨,.
¨..,.¨.-;§ can be  put  on you  as a  punishment by §;-.¨.,..¨
¨¨,.¨.¨-~: police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them :~-¨.¨.,¨¨
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.......... . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ..........
.......... .       .      .       .       .       . ..........
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,¨,..,¨.¨. can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most .¨.¨,..,¨,
...¨,,,,., store  workers are sympathetic and  will ,.,,,,¨...
.,.,¨..,.- let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. -.,..¨,.,.
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           * probably not true, idk