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$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨ ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, ¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ #@#&%$ M $%&#@# ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ^^^ MC DONALDS ^^^ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
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&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
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#@&%$^»,¨¨ , CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨,»^$%&@#
##@&%$^»,¨ , NUGGETS , ¨,»^$%&@##
#@&%$^»,¨¨ , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ , FRIES , ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ , CARBONATED WATER , ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ , BIG MAC , ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ , COFFEE , ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ &&&&& ^ &&&&& ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
#@&%$^»,¨¨ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ¨¨,»^$%&@#
##@&%$^»,¨ IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ¨,»^$%&@##
#@&%$^»,¨¨ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ NIGHT SHE POACHED. ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
#@&%$^»,¨¨ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ¨¨,»^$%&@#
##@&%$^»,¨ ,¨ THE GOLDEN M ¨, ¨,»^$%&@##
#@&%$^»,¨¨ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ NEW AND FRESH. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
#@&%$^»,¨¨ AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ¨¨,»^$%&@#
##@&%$^»,¨ ¨,»^$%&@##
#@&%$^»,¨¨ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ FOREVER. ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ &&& ^ &&& ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
#@&%$^»,¨¨ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ¨¨,»^$%&@#
##@&%$^»,¨ THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ¨,»^$%&@##
#@&%$^»,¨¨ QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
#@&%$^»,¨¨ WHICH HE DID. ¨¨,»^$%&@#
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#@&%$^»,¨¨ && ^ && ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ LIKED IT! ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
#@&%$^»,¨¨ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ¨¨,»^$%&@#
##@&%$^»,¨ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¨,»^$%&@##
#@&%$^»,¨¨ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ¨¨,»^$%&@#
@&%$^»,¨¨¨ THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ¨¨¨,»^$%&@
&%$^»,¨¨¨¨ OVER THE PLANET. ¨¨¨¨,»^$%&
%$^»,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,»^$%
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ & ^ & ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»
^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^
$^»,¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨,»^$
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