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#..##..### # £ . # £ . # £ LYING # £ . # £ . # £ . ...#....##
........## # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . ##...##..#
.######..# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ...#......
..####.... # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##...#####
...##..### # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, #..#..###.
##......#. # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .......#..
...####... # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . ######....
##..##..#. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . #####..###
#......... # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ####....##
..#######. # £ . # £ . # £ . ###..##..#
...#####.. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . ##........
##..###... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . ...#######
#....#..## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . ##..######
..##.....# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . #....#####
.....###.. # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ..##..###.
####..#... # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . .......#..
.##.....## # £ . # £ . # £ . ######....
....###... # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #####..###
.##..#..## FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . ####....#.
.......... # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .##..##...
########## JUICY # £ . GRAPE, ........##
########## # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .######..#
########## # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . ..####....
.########. # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . #..##..##.
..######.. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . ..........
#..####..# # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . ##########
....##.... # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##########
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....##.... £ - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ - ..######..
###....##. £ - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ - #..####..#
##..##.... £ - MY SHIRT, £ - ENTERING BY THE ARM ....##....
.......### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ - .##....##.
######..## £ - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ....##....
.####....# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ - ###....##.
..##..##.. £ - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ##..##....
#........# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .......###
..######.. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ - ######..##
...####... £ - SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ - #####.....
##..##..## £ - £ - MOVING IT IS NOT. £ - £ - ####..####
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