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,,,,,,:«^^ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ^^«:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«^ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ^«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«^^ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ^^«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«^^¤ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¤^^«:,,,,,
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,,,:«^^¤¤@ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL @¤¤^^«:,,,
,,:«^^¤¤@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #@¤¤^^«:,,
,:«^^¤¤@## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##@¤¤^^«:,
,,:«^^¤¤@# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@¤¤^^«:,,
,,,:«^^¤¤@ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM @¤¤^^«:,,,
,,,,:«^^¤¤ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¤¤^^«:,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:« NOTABLE PERSONS WITH «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: UNICORN IMMORTALITY: :,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,: ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«^ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ^«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«^^ NORSE. ^^«:,,,,,,
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,,,,:«^^¤¤ ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¤¤^^«:,,,,
,,,:«^^¤¤@ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH @¤¤^^«:,,,
,,:«^^¤¤@# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #@¤¤^^«:,,
,:«^^¤¤@## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##@¤¤^^«:,
,,:«^^¤¤@# #@¤¤^^«:,,
,,,:«^^¤¤@ ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @¤¤^^«:,,,
,,,,:«^^¤¤ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¤¤^^«:,,,,
,,,,,:«^^¤ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¤^^«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«^^ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ^^«:,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:« ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,:« ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«^ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ^«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«^^ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ^^«:,,,,,,
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,,,,:«^^¤¤ ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¤¤^^«:,,,,
,,,:«^^¤¤@ INTO DEEP SPACE. @¤¤^^«:,,,
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,:«^^¤¤@## ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ##@¤¤^^«:,
,,:«^^¤¤@# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #@¤¤^^«:,,
,,,:«^^¤¤@ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO @¤¤^^«:,,,
,,,,:«^^¤¤ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¤¤^^«:,,,,
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