I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!