I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!