I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!