I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!