I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!