I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard It  Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!