I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!