B3ER               
                                  
                      
                          
                                          
 B3ER 1S 4 K1ND OF T34 BR3WED  ON  HUML3, 
 4  V3RY  V1N3Y  PL4NT.  TH3  PROC3SS  1S 
    SOM3WH4T COMPL1C4T3D BUT W3'V3 B3EN   
           DO1NG 1T FOR Y34RS.            
                                          
 TH3 B3ER DR1NK  4FFORDS US 4 B4S3L1NE, 4 
 R34SONABLE  SOM3TH1NG  TO H4V3 4 F3W  OF 
 1N  TH3  FR1DG3.  BUT  1T  C4N  4LSO  B3 
          POW3RFUL 4ND STR4NG3.           
                                          
 1T C4N  B3  NOND3SCR1PT, 1T C4N B3  V3RY 
 D3SCR1PT.  B3TTER  ON3S H4V3  4 STRONG3R 
 T4ST3  OF TH3  HUML3.  1N  QU4NT1TI3S 1T 
 C4N  G3T  YOU  DRUNK. BUT 1TS  4  ST4BL3 
         DRUNK MOST OF TH3 T1M3.