PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO UNZIP MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS  OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER  SECOND - THEY  ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU  SAID  THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY  TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM