TH3Y  H4V3  TOLD M3 TO  MOUNT 1N TH3 C4R 
 4ND DR1V3  1T TO  SOM3  TOWN TO F1X SOM3 
 STUFF.  1  DR1V3  4S GOOD 4S  1  C4N BUT 
 1T'S NOT H3LP1NG. 1 DONT  H4V3 4 DR1V3RS 
                 L1C3NSE.                 
                                          
 1'M 4T  4  D4M  SL4SH  R1V3R  SL4SH  4RT 
 PROJ3CT,  WH3N  1  SUDD3NLY  NOT1C3  1'M 
 LY1NG FL4T  ON MY  STOM4CH  4ND H4V3  TO 
 P3D4L W1TH MY H4NDS. FUCK! 1  UND3RST4ND 
 QU1CKLY TH4T TH3  ONLY OPT1ON H3RE 1S TO 
 PULL   OV3R   SOM3WHERE   4ND   S1T   UP 
      STR41GHT, 4S YOU'R3 SUPPOS3D TO