I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots.  I Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!