I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!