I LOVE MANHANDLING THE  INDUSTRIAL  SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS 
       ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.      
                                          
 WHEN  I REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I  EVER  SO 
 GENTLY  STROKE THE  SIDE OF THE MACHINE. 
 BEFORE  THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I   LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE   THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND I  GUARD IT CLOSELY  SO THAT  I  CAN 
 STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF!