I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!