I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely  So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!