I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!