I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!