I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely  So That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!