I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!