I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!