I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!