I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!