I Love  Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!