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^~,,,,,,,, I  LOVE  MANHANDLING THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE ,,,,,,,,~^
*^~,,,,,,, COFFEE POTS. I  KNOW THE GRIP.  MY HANDS ,,,,,,,~^*
&*^~,,,,,,      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       ,,,,,,~^*&
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@§&*^~,,,, WHEN  I REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I  EVER  SO ,,,,~^*&§@
#@§&*^~,,, GENTLY STROKE  THE SIDE OF THE  MACHINE. ,,,~^*&§@#
##@§&*^~,, BEFORE  THEY  ARE   PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ,,~^*&§@##
#@§&*^~,,, CIRCLE  THE   BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. ,,,~^*&§@#
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§&*^~,,,,, AND  I  GUARD IT CLOSELY SO  THAT I  CAN ,,,,,~^*&§
&*^~,,,,,, STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS  FOR MYSELF! ,,,,,,~^*&
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