I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!