I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!