I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I  Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!