I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!