I  LOVE MANHANDLING THE  INDUSTRIAL SIZE 
 COFFEE POTS.  I KNOW THE  GRIP. MY HANDS 
      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       
                                          
 WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE FILTER,  I  EVER SO 
 GENTLY  STROKE THE SIDE OF  THE MACHINE. 
 BEFORE   THEY  ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY 
 CIRCLE   THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY  FINGER. 
                                          
 AND  I  GUARD IT CLOSELY SO  THAT  I CAN 
 STEAL THOSE FIRST FEW DROPS  FOR MYSELF!