I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke  The Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!