I Love Manhandling The  Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!