I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!