I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!