I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee  Pots. I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!