I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side  Of The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely So  That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!