I Love Manhandling  The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!