I  Love Manhandling The Industrial  Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With   My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First  Few Drops For Myself!