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.....~~:*£ I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size £*:~~.....
....~~:*££ Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands ££*:~~....
...~~:*££@      Are Placed Where They Should.       @££*:~~...
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.~~:*££@## When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So ##@££*:~~.
..~~:*££@# Gently Stroke The Side  Of The  Machine. #@££*:~~..
...~~:*££@ Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly @££*:~~...
....~~:*££ Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. ££*:~~....
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......~~:* And  I Guard It  Closely  So That  I Can *:~~......
.......~~: Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself! :~~.......
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