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####$%\~:. i love  manhandling the  industrial size .:~\%$####
##$$\:.... coffee pots.  i know the grip. my  hands ....:\$$##
####$%\~:.      are placed where they should.       .:~\%$####
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#$%%%\:::. when  i  remove  the filter, i  ever  so .:::\%%%$#
####$%\~:. gently  stroke the  side of the machine. .:~\%$####
##$$$%\~:. before   they  are  pressed,  i  lightly .:~\%$$$##
####$%\~:. circle  the  buttons  with   my  finger. .:~\%$####
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###$\:.... and i  guard  it  closely so  that i can ....:\$###
#$%\:..... steal those first few drops for  myself! .....:\%$#
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