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.......~;%     Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples    %;~.......
........~; Yards,  Or Outside Stores, Or With A Bit ;~........
.........~        Of Violence And Trickery.         ~.........
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.......... Throw  The  Fourleggers   Into  A   Van. ..........
.......... Decode  Them. Sort  Them By  Species And ..........
..........                  Taste.                  ..........
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.......... Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs ..........
.......... Mind, Upsize  The  Paws,  Or  The  Whole ..........
.........~   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ~.........
........~; Sing A Tune About  Being Brought To Your ;~........
.......~;% Roads End And  Reborn As Something Else. %;~.......
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.....~;%$¤ You    Can'T   Go    The    Same    Way, ¤$%;~.....
....~;%$¤@   Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is  @¤$%;~....
...~;%$¤@# Open.  A Grimier, Grainier, More Painful #@¤$%;~...
..~;%$¤@## Approach. Hopefully Bliss Is At  The End ##@¤$%;~..
...~;%$¤@# Of  It,  But  I Don'T Know.  Might  Just #@¤$%;~...
....~;%$¤@ Ruin  You.   Will   Probably  Ruin  You. @¤$%;~....
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