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,.~/%@####     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ####@%/~.,
,.~/%@#### YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ####@%/~.,
,.~/%@####        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ####@%/~.,
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,.~/%@#### THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ####@%/~.,
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,,,,,~/%## APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ##%/~,,,,,
,,,.~%@@@# OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW. MIGHT  JUST #@@@%~.,,,
,,,,~~//@# RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. #@//~~,,,,
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