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..~†&§####     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ####§&†~..
...~~;;†§# YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT #§†;;~~...
..~;†&§###         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ###§&†;~..
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..~;†&§### THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ###§&†;~..
..~;†&§### DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND ###§&†;~..
..~;†&§###                  TASTE.                  ###§&†;~..
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..~;†&§### DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ###§&†;~..
..~;†&§### MIND,  UPSIZE THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ###§&†;~..
..~;†&§###  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ###§&†;~..
......;††§ SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR §††;......
.......;&# ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #&;.......
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....~~~;†§ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, §†;~~~....
..~;†&§###   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ###§&†;~..
.....;†&§# OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL #§&†;.....
.......~†§ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END §†~.......
....~;;†&# OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #&†;;~....
..~;†&§### RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ###§&†;~..
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