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#@@#%*†»^,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,^»†*%#@@#
#@@#%*†»^, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ,^»†*%#@@#
##****†»^,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,^»†****##
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@%**†^^,,, THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ,,,^^†**%@
#%*»,,,,,, DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND ,,,,,,»*%#
##@#%*†»^,                  TASTE.                  ,^»†*%#@##
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#@@#%*†»^, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,^»†*%#@@#
#@@#%*†»^, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,^»†*%#@@#
@@#%%*†»^,   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  ,^»†*%%#@@
#@@#%*†»^, SING  A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR ,^»†*%#@@#
###*†»^,,, ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,^»†*###
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##@#%*†»^, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ,^»†*%#@##
##@#%*†»^,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,^»†*%#@##
#@@#%*†»^, OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,^»†*%#@@#
#@@#%*†»^, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END ,^»†*%#@@#
@@#%†»,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,»†%#@@
@@@#%*†»^, RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,^»†*%#@@@
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