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&,&,&,,&&&    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&& YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH  A BIT ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&,&,,&        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,&,&,,& THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&& DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&,&,,&                  TASTE.                  ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,&,&,,& DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&& MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&,&,,&  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&& SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&,&,,& ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ,&,&,&,&,&
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&,&,&,&,,& YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&&   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&,&,,& OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&& APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ,&,&,&,&,,
&,&,&,&,,& OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,&,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,&,&& RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,&,&,&,&,,
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