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#####§*=:.    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     .:=*§#####
####§*=~:. Yards, Or Outside Stores, Or  With A Bit .:~=*§####
##§*~~::..        Of Violence And Trickery.         ..::~~*§##
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###§**=~:. Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into   A  Van. .:~=**§###
#**=::.... Decode  Them. Sort Them  By Species  And ....::=**#
#####*=~:.                  Taste.                  .:~=*#####
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####§*=~:. Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs .:~=*§####
####§*=~:. Mind,  Upsize  The  Paws,  Or  The Whole .:~=*§####
####§*=~:.   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  .:~=*§####
####§*=~:. Sing  A Tune About Being Brought To Your .:~=*§####
####§*=~:. Roads End And  Reborn As Something Else. .:~=*§####
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#####§*=:. You    Can'T   Go    The    Same    Way, .:=*§#####
####§*=~:.  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   .:~=*§####
#§==:..... Open. A Grimier, Grainier, More  Painful .....:==§#
#*~::..... Approach. Hopefully  Bliss Is At The End .....::~*#
####§*=~:. Of It, But  I  Don'T  Know.  Might  Just .:~=*§####
#§*==:.... Ruin   You.   Will  Probably  Ruin  You. ....:==*§#
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