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†=:,,,,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,,,,:=†
=:,,,,,,,, YARDS, OR  OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ,,,,,,,,:=
†=:,,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,,:=†
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%^†=:,,,,, THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,,:=†^%
¤%^†=:,,,, DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,,,:=†^%¤
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#¤%^†=:,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,:=†^%¤#
¤%^†=:,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ,,,,:=†^%¤
%^†=:,,,,, ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ,,,,,:=†^%
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†=:,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,:=†
=:,,,,,,,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,,,,,,,:=
†=:,,,,,,, OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,:=†
^†=:,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,,,,,,:=†^
%^†=:,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,:=†^%
¤%^†=:,,,, RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,:=†^%¤
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