###¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤###
¤$:~¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨~:$¤
###¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤###
##¤¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤¤##
###¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤###
#¤*~~~~~.¨    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ¨.~~~~~*¤#
#¤$$*::~.¨ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT ¨.~::*$$¤#
#¤¤$:::~.¨         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ¨.~:::$¤¤#
##$:~...¨¨                                          ¨¨...~:$##
###¤$*:~.¨ THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ¨.~:*$¤###
###¤$*:~.¨ DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND ¨.~:*$¤###
###¤$*:~.¨                  TASTE.                  ¨.~:*$¤###
###¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤###
####$*:~.¨ DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ¨.~:*$####
###¤$*:~.¨ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ¨.~:*$¤###
###¤$*:~.¨  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ¨.~:*$¤###
#¤$$$*:~.¨ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR ¨.~:*$$$¤#
###¤$*:~.¨ ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ¨.~:*$¤###
###¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤###
¤$$:...¨¨¨ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ¨¨¨...:$$¤
###¤$*:~.¨   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ¨.~:*$¤###
¤¤***::~.¨ OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ¨.~::***¤¤
###¤$*:~.¨ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END ¨.~:*$¤###
¤¤¤*~.¨¨¨¨ OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¨¨¨¨.~*¤¤¤
#¤*~~~~~.¨ RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. ¨.~~~~~*¤#
##¤¤$*:~.¨                                          ¨.~:*$¤¤##
#$:..¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨..:$#
¤*~..¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨..~*¤
¤$$:~.¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨.~:$$¤
#¤$***:~.¨                                          ¨.~:***$¤#
#¤¤*~¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨~*¤¤#