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.....~-\†%     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    %†\-~.....
......~-\† YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT †\-~......
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.........~ THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. ~.........
........~- DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM  BY SPECIES  AND -~........
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.....~-\†% DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS %†\-~.....
....~-\†%§ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE §%†\-~....
...~-\†%§@   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  @§%†\-~...
..~-\†%§@@ SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR @@§%†\-~..
.~-\†%§@@# ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. #@@§%†\-~.
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.~-\†%§@@# YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, #@@§%†\-~.
..~-\†%§@@   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  @@§%†\-~..
...~-\†%§@ OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL @§%†\-~...
....~-\†%§ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END §%†\-~....
.....~-\†% OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST %†\-~.....
......~-\† RUIN  YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. †\-~......
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