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,,,,,,,~**     Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples    **~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* Yards,  Or Outside Stores, Or With A Bit *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~        Of Violence And Trickery.         ~,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into   A  Van. ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* Decode  Them.  Sort  Them By Species And *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~**                  Taste.                  **~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~**%& Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs &%**~,,,,,
,,,,~**%&£ Mind,  Upsize  The Paws,  Or  The  Whole £&%**~,,,,
,,,~**%&£#   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  #£&%**~,,,
,,~**%&£## Sing A Tune About Being Brought To  Your ##£&%**~,,
,,,~**%&£# Roads End And Reborn As  Something Else. #£&%**~,,,
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,,,,,~**%& You    Can'T    Go    The   Same    Way, &%**~,,,,,
,,,,,,~**%  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   %**~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~** Open. A Grimier, Grainier,  More Painful **~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~* Approach. Hopefully Bliss  Is At The End *~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ Of It, But  I  Don'T  Know.  Might  Just ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, Ruin   You.   Will  Probably  Ruin  You. ,,,,,,,,,,
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