R3CRU1TING T4K3S PL4C3 1N P3OPLES    
 Y4RDS, OR OUTS1D3 STOR3S, OR W1TH 4  B1T 
         OF V1OL3NCE 4ND TR1CK3RY.        
                                          
 THROW  TH3   FOURL3GGERS  1NTO   4  V4N. 
 D3CODE TH3M.  SORT TH3M BY  SP3C1ES  4ND 
                  T4ST3.                  
                                          
 D3COR4TE  TH3  DOG,  D3COR4TE  TH3  DOGS 
 M1ND,  UPS1Z3 TH3  P4WS,  OR  TH3  WHOL3 
  CR34TURE, FR4M3 4 BURROUGHS PORTR41T,   
 S1NG 4 TUN3 4BOUT  B31NG BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 RO4DS 3ND 4ND R3BORN 4S  SOM3TH1NG 3LSE. 
                                          
 YOU   C4N'T    GO    TH3    S4M3    W4Y, 
  UNFORTUN4T3LY, THOUGH 4NOTH3R P4TH 1S   
 OP3N.  4 GR1MI3R, GR41NI3R, MOR3 P41NFUL 
 4PPROACH.  HOP3FULLY BL1SS 1S 4T TH3 3ND 
 OF 1T, BUT  1  DON'T  KNOW.  M1GHT  JUST 
 RU1N  YOU.  W1LL   PROB4BLY   RU1N  YOU.