RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM.  SORT  THEM BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  
 SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE  END 
 OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.