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.........~ RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES ~.........
........~- YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT -~........
.......~-/ OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. /-~.......
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.....~-/=@ THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. @=/-~.....
....~-/=@@ DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND @@=/-~....
...~-/=@@@ TASTE. @@@=/-~...
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.~-/=@@@## DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS ##@@@=/-~.
..~-/=@@@# MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE #@@@=/-~..
...~-/=@@@ CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, @@@=/-~...
....~-/=@@ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR @@=/-~....
.....~-/=@ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @=/-~.....
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.......~-/ YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, /-~.......
........~- UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS -~........
.........~ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ~.........
.......... APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ..........
.........~ OF IT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. MIGHT JUST ~.........
........~- RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. -~........
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