RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT  TO YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T   GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS  AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU.