RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS,  OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT  THEM  BY  SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND, UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE  ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT JUST 
 RUIN  YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU.