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,,,,,,,,,, RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A BIT ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^» OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY. »^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,^»/% THROW THE FOURLEGGERS INTO A VAN. %/»^,,,,,,
,,,,,^»/%& DECODE THEM. SORT THEM BY SPECIES AND &%/»^,,,,,
,,,,^»/%&@ TASTE. @&%/»^,,,,
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,,^»/%&@@# DECORATE THE DOG, DECORATE THE DOGS #@@&%/»^,,
,^»/%&@@## MIND, UPSIZE THE PAWS, OR THE WHOLE ##@@&%/»^,
,,^»/%&@@# CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT, #@@&%/»^,,
,,,^»/%&@@ SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR @@&%/»^,,,
,,,,^»/%&@ ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @&%/»^,,,,
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,,,,,,^»/% YOU CAN'T GO THE SAME WAY, %/»^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^»/ UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS /»^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^» OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL »^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, RUIN YOU. WILL PROBABLY RUIN YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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