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##,,#,##,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,#,,,,#
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,###,,#,##         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ##,,,,#,,,
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,,,###,,#, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. #,##,,,,#,
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##,,,,#,,, ROADS END AND REBORN  AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,,#,
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#,##,,,,#, YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,###,,,,#  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,#,##,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,###,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END #,,,,,,,,,
,,,,#,##,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ,#,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,###, RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN  YOU. ,,#,,,,,,,
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