RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR WITH A  BIT 
         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        
                                          
 THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. 
 DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A  TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR 
 ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END 
 OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.