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^~:,,,,,,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,,,,,,:~^
*^~:,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ,,,,,,:~^*
$*^~:,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,:~^*$
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#§$*^~:,,, THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ,,,:~^*$§#
@#§$*^~:,, DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND ,,:~^*$§#@
#@#§$*^~:,                  TASTE.                  ,:~^*$§#@#
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#§$*^~:,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,:~^*$§#
§$*^~:,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ,,,,:~^*$§
$*^~:,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,:~^*$
*^~:,,,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR ,,,,,,:~^*
^~:,,,,,,, ROADS END AND  REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,:~^
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:,,,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE   SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,,,:
,,,,,,,,,,  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OPEN. A  GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, APPROACH.  HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT THE END ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,,,,,
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