RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     
 YARDS, OR OUTSIDE  STORES, OR WITH A BIT 
        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         
                                          
 THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. 
 DECODE THEM. SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES  AND 
                  TASTE.                  
                                          
 DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS 
 MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE 
  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   
 SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR 
 ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. 
                                          
 YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, 
  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   
 OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL 
 APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END 
 OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST 
 RUIN   YOU.  WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU.