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:-=%&@¶###     Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples    ###¶@&%=-:
.:-=%&@¶## Yards, Or Outside Stores,  Or With A Bit ##¶@&%=-:.
...:===%&@        Of Violence And Trickery.         @&%===:...
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:-=%&@¶### Throw  The   Fourleggers  Into   A  Van. ###¶@&%=-:
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.:-=%&@¶##   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ##¶@&%=-:.
.:-=%&@¶## Sing A Tune About  Being Brought To Your ##¶@&%=-:.
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...:-%%&¶¶ You    Can'T    Go    The   Same    Way, ¶¶&%%-:...
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.:-%&@¶### Open. A Grimier, Grainier,  More Painful ###¶@&%-:.
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.:-=%&@¶## Of It,  But  I Don'T  Know.  Might  Just ##¶@&%=-:.
....::==&@ Ruin   You.  Will  Probably   Ruin  You. @&==::....
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