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,,,,,,,«†¤     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ¤†«,,,,,,,
,~«^†%¤@## YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ##@¤%†^«~,
,~«^†%¤@##        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ##@¤%†^«~,
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,,,,,,,«†¤ THROW  THE   FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A  VAN. ¤†«,,,,,,,
,~«^†%¤@@# DECODE  THEM. SORT THEM BY  SPECIES  AND #@@¤%†^«~,
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,~«^†%¤@@# DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS #@@¤%†^«~,
,~«^†%¤@## MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ##@¤%†^«~,
,,,,,~^^%@   CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,  @%^^~,,,,,
,~«^†%@### SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING BROUGHT TO  YOUR ###@%†^«~,
,~«^†%%¤@# ROADS  END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. #@¤%%†^«~,
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,,~~^^%%@@ YOU   CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME    WAY, @@%%^^~~,,
,~«^†%¤@##   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ##@¤%†^«~,
,,,,«^^%¤# OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL #¤%^^«,,,,
,,,,«†††%@ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY  BLISS IS AT THE END @%†††«,,,,
,,,~««††%¤ OF IT, BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ¤%††««~,,,
,~«^†%@### RUIN  YOU.   WILL   PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ###@%†^«~,
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