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##@&%†:«,,     RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES    ,,«:†%&@##
@@&&%†:«,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ,,«:†%&&@@
&†:,,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,,:†&
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###&%†:«,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO   A  VAN. ,,«:†%&###
###&%†:«,, DECODE  THEM.  SORT THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,«:†%&###
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###&%†:«,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,«:†%&###
##@&%†:«,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR THE  WHOLE ,,«:†%&@##
##@&%†:«,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,«:†%&@##
&&&%%†:«,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,«:†%%&&&
@&†««,,,,, ROADS END AND REBORN AS SOMETHING  ELSE. ,,,,,««†&@
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@%%:,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, ,,,,,,:%%@
##@&%†:«,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,«:†%&@##
&†«,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE  PAINFUL ,,,,,,,«†&
@%::«,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ,,,,,«::%@
&&%:«,,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,«:%&&
@&†«,,,,,, RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. ,,,,,,«†&@
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