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¨,-^*%#@@#    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     #@@#%*^-,¨
¨,---^*### YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ###*^---,¨
¨,-^*%#@@#        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         #@@#%*^-,¨
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¨,-^*%###@ THROW   THE   FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A  VAN. @###%*^-,¨
¨,-^*%#@@# DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND #@@#%*^-,¨
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¨,-^*%#@## DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ##@#%*^-,¨
¨,-^*%#@@@ MIND,  UPSIZE  THE PAWS,  OR  THE  WHOLE @@@#%*^-,¨
¨,-^*%#@@#  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   #@@#%*^-,¨
¨¨¨¨-*%%%@ SING A TUNE ABOUT  BEING BROUGHT TO YOUR @%%%*-¨¨¨¨
¨,-^*%%%%@ ROADS END  AND REBORN AS SOMETHING ELSE. @%%%%*^-,¨
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¨,-^*%#@@@ YOU    CAN'T    GO    THE    SAME   WAY, @@@#%*^-,¨
¨,-^*%##@@  UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS   @@##%*^-,¨
¨,-^*%#@@@ OPEN. A GRIMIER, GRAINIER,  MORE PAINFUL @@@#%*^-,¨
¨¨¨¨,,,^%@ APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END @%^,,,¨¨¨¨
¨,-^*%#@@# OF IT,  BUT I  DON'T  KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST #@@#%*^-,¨
¨,-^*%#@@# RUIN   YOU.   WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN  YOU. #@@#%*^-,¨
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