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«,,,,,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,,,,,«
†«,,,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES,  OR WITH A BIT ,,,,,,,,«†
^†«,,,,,,,        OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.         ,,,,,,,«†^
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@%^†«,,,,, THROW   THE  FOURLEGGERS  INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,,«†^%@
#@%^†«,,,, DECODE  THEM. SORT  THEM  BY SPECIES AND ,,,,«†^%@#
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##@%^†«,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,«†^%@##
#@%^†«,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS, OR  THE  WHOLE ,,,,«†^%@#
@%^†«,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,«†^%@
%^†«,,,,,, SING A TUNE ABOUT BEING  BROUGHT TO YOUR ,,,,,,«†^%
^†«,,,,,,, ROADS END AND REBORN AS  SOMETHING ELSE. ,,,,,,,«†^
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«,,,,,,,,, YOU    CAN'T    GO   THE    SAME    WAY, ,,,,,,,,,«
†«,,,,,,,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,,,,,,,«†
^†«,,,,,,, OPEN. A GRIMIER,  GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,,,«†^
%^†«,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS IS AT  THE END ,,,,,,«†^%
@%^†«,,,,, OF  IT,  BUT  I DON'T KNOW.  MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,«†^%@
#@%^†«,,,, RUIN   YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY  RUIN   YOU. ,,,,«†^%@#
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