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~,,,,,,,,,    RECRUITING TAKES PLACE IN PEOPLES     ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, YARDS, OR OUTSIDE STORES, OR  WITH A BIT ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,         OF VIOLENCE AND TRICKERY.        ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, THROW  THE  FOURLEGGERS   INTO  A   VAN. ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DECODE THEM.  SORT THEM  BY  SPECIES AND ,,,,,,,,,,
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$/~,,,,,,, DECORATE  THE  DOG,  DECORATE  THE  DOGS ,,,,,,,~/$
@$/~,,,,,, MIND,  UPSIZE  THE  PAWS,  OR  THE WHOLE ,,,,,,~/$@
¤@$/~,,,,,  CREATURE, FRAME A BURROUGHS PORTRAIT,   ,,,,,~/$@¤
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¶¤@$/~,,,,   UNFORTUNATELY, THOUGH ANOTHER PATH IS  ,,,,~/$@¤¶
¤@$/~,,,,, OPEN.  A GRIMIER, GRAINIER, MORE PAINFUL ,,,,,~/$@¤
@$/~,,,,,, APPROACH. HOPEFULLY BLISS  IS AT THE END ,,,,,,~/$@
$/~,,,,,,, OF IT,  BUT  I  DON'T  KNOW. MIGHT  JUST ,,,,,,,~/$
/~,,,,,,,, RUIN  YOU.  WILL  PROBABLY   RUIN   YOU. ,,,,,,,,~/
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