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.......,=*    Recruiting Takes Place In Peoples     *=,.......
........,= Yards, Or Outside Stores, Or With A  Bit =,........
.........,         Of Violence And Trickery.        ,.........
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.......,=* Throw  The  Fourleggers   Into  A   Van. *=,.......
......,=*§ Decode Them. Sort  Them  By Species  And §*=,......
.....,=*§%                  Taste.                  %§*=,.....
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...,=*§%@# Decorate  The  Dog,  Decorate  The  Dogs #@%§*=,...
..,=*§%@## Mind,  Upsize The  Paws,  Or  The  Whole ##@%§*=,..
.,=*§%@###   Creature, Frame A Burroughs Portrait,  ###@%§*=,.
..,=*§%@## Sing A Tune About Being Brought To  Your ##@%§*=,..
...,=*§%@# Roads  End And Reborn As Something Else. #@%§*=,...
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.....,=*§% You   Can'T    Go    The    Same    Way, %§*=,.....
......,=*§  Unfortunately, Though Another Path Is   §*=,......
.......,=* Open. A  Grimier, Grainier, More Painful *=,.......
........,= Approach. Hopefully Bliss Is At The  End =,........
........., Of  It,  But  I Don'T Know.  Might  Just ,.........
........,= Ruin  You.  Will  Probably   Ruin   You. =,........
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