I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The Filter,  I Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The  Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard  It Closely  So  That I Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!