I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before   They  Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal  Those First Few Drops For Myself!