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,,=/^%&@## party, bathroom, door locked, lights ##@&%^/=,,
,,,,,/%%&& off, shower curtains drawn. floor full &&%%/,,,,,
,,=/^&@### of dirty clothes, of garbage, and as i ###@&^/=,,
,,,,,=/^^& start to unzip my pants, she steps out &^^/=,,,,,
,,=/^%&@## of the shower and pushes me to ##@&%^/=,,
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,,=/^%&@## i wish to be contacted by some ##@&%^/=,,
,,,,,,//%& [god, alien] who would bestow upon me &%//,,,,,,
,,,,,,,=^& some incredible power that will set &^=,,,,,,,
,,=/^%## everything right forever. what i don't ###&%^/=,,
,,=/^%&@## know is that this happens multiple ##@&%^/=,,
,,=/^%## times per second - they ask me: "when ###&%^/=,,
,,=/^%@### you said the world egg was your ideal ###@%^/=,,
,,/^%&@### body type, did you mean it"? i answer ###@&%^/,,
,,=/^%&& "not really, but i can act like it for #&&&%^/=,,
,,=/^%&@## you, if you'd like". at this point ##@&%^/=,,
,,=/^%&@## however they have already erased my ##@&%^/=,,
,,=/^%&@@@ memory of the encounter and moved on. @@@&%^/=,,
,,=/^%&@## subconsciously, this is where my ##@&%^/=,,
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