PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF,  SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS  I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES  ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD,  ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND -  THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM