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...^~:$&#@ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS @#&$:~^...
..^~:$&#@# OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL #@#&$:~^..
.^~:$&#@## OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ##@#&$:~^.
..^~:$&#@# START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT #@#&$:~^..
...^~:$&#@ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO @#&$:~^...
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......^~:$ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME $:~^......
.....^~:$& [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME &$:~^.....
....^~:$&# SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET #&$:~^....
...^~:$&#@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @#&$:~^...
..^~:$&#@# KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE #@#&$:~^..
.^~:$&#@## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##@#&$:~^.
..^~:$&#@# YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL #@#&$:~^..
...^~:$&#@ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER @#&$:~^...
....^~:$&# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #&$:~^....
.....^~:$& YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT &$:~^.....
......^~:$ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY $:~^......
.....^~:$& MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. &$:~^.....
....^~:$&# SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY #&$:~^....
...^~:$&#@ ^^^^###SADNESS%%:COMES^^###FROM#%%%%:::: @#&$:~^...
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