PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT  I DON'T 
 KNOW  IS   THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER  SECOND - THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE,  DID  YOU MEAN IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT  LIKE IT FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER  AND  MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM