PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER  CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR FULL 
 OF DIRTY  CLOTHES, OF  GARBAGE, AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS, SHE  STEPS OUT 
 OF   THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME  TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I  WISH   TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW  UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT  I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS   THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES  PER  SECOND -  THEY ASK ME: "WHEN 
 YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID YOU  MEAN  IT"? I  ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT  I CAN ACT LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY  OF  THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM