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,@@,@@@@@, PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS @@@,,@,@,,
@,@@,,,,@, OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN. FLOOR  FULL ,,@,@@@@,,
@@,@,,,@@@ OF DIRTY CLOTHES,  OF GARBAGE, AND  AS I ,@@@,,,@,@
,@@@,,@,,@ START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT @,,@,,@@@,
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@@@@@,,@,, [GOD,  ALIEN]  WHO WOULD  BESTOW UPON ME @@@@@@@,@@
,,,,@,@@,@ SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ,,,,,,@@,,
,,,@@@,@@, EVERYTHING  RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I DON'T ,,,,,@,@,,
,,@,,@@,@, KNOW  IS  THAT   THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE ,,,,@@@@,,
,@@,@,@@@@ TIMES PER SECOND  -  THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN ,,,@,,,@,,
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,@@@@,@@,@ HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY ,,,,,,,@@@
@,,,@@,@@@ MEMORY  OF THE  ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED ON. ,,,,,,@,,@
@,,@,@@,,@ SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY ,,,,,@@,@,
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