PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS 
 OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN.  FLOOR  FULL 
 OF  DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE,  AND AS I 
 START TO UNZIP  MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT 
 OF  THE  SHOWER   AND   PUSHES   ME   TO 
 THEGROUND. 
  
 I   WISH   TO  BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME 
 [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD  BESTOW  UPON ME 
 SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET 
 EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER.  WHAT I  DON'T 
 KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS   HAPPENS  MULTIPLE 
 TIMES PER  SECOND  - THEY ASK ME:  "WHEN 
 YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS  YOUR IDEAL 
 BODY TYPE, DID  YOU  MEAN IT"?  I ANSWER 
 "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT  LIKE IT  FOR 
 YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT 
 HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY 
 MEMORY OF  THE ENCOUNTER AND  MOVED  ON. 
 SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY 
 SADNESSCOMESFROM