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#&*%^~^,,, OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ,,,^~^%*&#
##&*%^~^,, OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ,,^~^%*&##
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&*%^~^,,,, TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ,,,,^~^%*&
#&*%^~^,,, YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ,,,^~^%*&#
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&*%^~^,,,, MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ,,,,^~^%*&
#&*%^~^,,, SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ,,,^~^%*&#
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