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,^~=**#@## @@@@****====^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^#### ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**##@# ====^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^####@@@@**** #@##**=~^,
,,,,,,^=*@ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS @*=^,,,,,,
,^~=**#### OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ####**=~^,
,^~=**#@## OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#### START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ####**=~^,
,^~=**#@## OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## ####@@@@****==THE^^GROUND.@@****====^^^^ ##@#**=~^,
,^^~=**#@# ****====^^^^####@@@@****====^^^^####@@@@ #@#**=~^^,
,,,,~~==*@ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME @*==~~,,,,
,^~=**#@@# [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME #@@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ##@#**=~^,
,^~=**#@## "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ##@#**=~^,
,,,,,~~**# YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT #**~~,,,,,
,^~=**#@## HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ##@#**=~^,
^~=**#@### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ###@#**=~^
,^~=**#@## SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ##@#**=~^,
,,,,^=**## ^^^^###SADNESS**=COMES^^###FROM@****==== ##**=^,,,,
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