###§*$/=:,                                          ,:=/$*§###
##§§*$/=:,                                          ,:=/$*§§##
###§*$/=:,                                          ,:=/$*§###
§$$==,,,,,                                          ,,,,,==$$§
#**$/:,,,,                                          ,,,,:/$**#
#§$$/==,,, ****////::::########****////::::######## ,,,==/$$§#
##*//=:,,, ::::########****////::::########****//// ,,,:=//*##
###§*$/=:, ####****////::::########****////::::#### ,:=/$*§###
#*//:,,,,, ////::::########****////::::########**** ,,,,,://*#
##§$$==::, PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS ,::==$$§##
###§*$/=:, OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS  DRAWN.  FLOOR FULL ,:=/$*§###
#§*////=:, OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND  AS  I ,:=////*§#
#*$$///=:, START TO UNZIP  MY  PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ,:=///$$*#
##§§*$/=:, OF  THE   SHOWER  AND   PUSHES   ME   TO ,:=/$*§§##
§**/::,,,, ########****//THE::GROUND.##****////:::: ,,,,::/**§
#*$/==,,,, ****////::::########****////::::######## ,,,,==/$*#
§$/=:,,,,, I   WISH  TO   BE   CONTACTED  BY   SOME ,,,,,:=/$§
###§*$/=:, [GOD, ALIEN]  WHO  WOULD BESTOW UPON  ME ,:=/$*§###
###§*$/=:, SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ,:=/$*§###
##§$$=,,,, EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ,,,,=$$§##
###§*$/=:, KNOW   IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS  MULTIPLE ,:=/$*§###
###§*$/=:, TIMES  PER  SECOND  - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ,:=/$*§###
#§***$/=:, YOU SAID THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR  IDEAL ,:=/$***§#
#§$//:,,,, BODY TYPE, DID  YOU MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER ,,,,://$§#
#§$=,,,,,, "NOT  REALLY,  BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR ,,,,,,=$§#
###§*$/=:, YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT ,:=/$*§###
#*/::,,,,, HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY ,,,,,::/*#
#§$//=::,, MEMORY OF  THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED  ON. ,,::=//$§#
###§*$/=:, SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY ,:=/$*§###
###§*$/=:, ::::###SADNESS**/COMES::###FROM#****//// ,:=/$*§###
###§*$/=:, ####****////::::########****////::::#### ,:=/$*§###
###§*$/=:, ////::::########****////::::########**** ,:=/$*§###
#§*/::,,,, ########****////::::########****////:::: ,,,,::/*§#
§§*$$/==:,                                          ,:==/$$*§§
#§§§*$/=:,                                          ,:=/$*§§§#
#*$$$$/=:,                                          ,:=/$$$$*#
###§*$/=:,                                          ,:=/$*§###
##§*$/=,,,                                          ,,,=/$*§##