party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights 
 off, shower curtains drawn.  floor  full 
 of  dirty clothes, of garbage, and as  i 
 start  to  unzip my pants, she steps out 
 of  the   shower   and   pushes   me  to 
 theground. 
  
 i  wish  to   be   contacted   by   some 
 [god,  alien] who would  bestow  upon me 
 some  incredible  power  that  will  set 
 everything  right forever. what i  don't 
 know   is  that  this  happens  multiple 
 times  per second - they  ask me:  "when 
 you  said the world egg  was your  ideal 
 body type,  did you mean  it"? i  answer 
 "not  really, but i can  act like it for 
 you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point 
 however  they  have  already  erased  my 
 memory  of  the encounter  and moved on. 
 subconsciously,   this   is   where   my 
 sadnesscomesfrom