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..#.....#. TH4T  D43MONS  C4N   SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ........#.
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...#...#..   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   #.........
....#...#. CL3RKS TO PR4Y  TO TH3 "GODS"  OF  TH31R ##........
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.###......    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    .#..#.##..
.#.##.....     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     ..#...###.
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