Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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#¨¨#¨#¨¨## The Computer  Is A  Very Common Tool  In ¨#¨¨¨¨¨##¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨# The Futures, And  In Some Ways Even Now. ##¨¨¨¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨ Its  Job Is To Do Vast  Amounts Of Small ¨#¨¨¨##¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨# Calculations In  A Short Amount Of Time. ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨##¨#¨#¨# Most  Work On  The  Principles Of Posing ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨ The Problem On  A Hilbert  Plane,  Which ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨# Is  Then  Folded  Out Of  Causality,  So ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨ That  Daemons  Can  Solve   The  Problem ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#         Computer Manufacturer.)          ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨##¨#¨#¨#   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨ Clerks  To Pray To The  "Gods" Of  Their ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨# Computer, Or To  The Daemons  Doing  The ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨ Work,  For  A  Quick   And   Fault  Free ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#                Operation.                ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨##¨#¨#¨#       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
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#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨      »»# Light A Scented Candle #»»      ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#        »»# For Quiet And Calm #»»        ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
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#¨##¨#¨#¨#     »»# Recite A Mantra Or Other #»»     ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨    »»# Reassuring Message To Make #»»    ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#     »»# The Computer Comfortable #»»     ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨           »»# And At Ease #»»            ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
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#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨     »»# Some Like To Say A Brief #»»     ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#     »»# Prayer For Solace, To Be #»»     ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨   »»# Left Alone During Their Work #»»   ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#                                          ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨    »»# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #»»   ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#    »»# Or A Meal To The Machines #»»     ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨    »»# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #»»     ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
#¨##¨#¨#¨#     »»# The Daemons Are Allowed #»»      ##¨¨#¨#¨#¨
#¨¨#¨#¨#¨¨       »»# To Respond To This) #»»        ¨#¨##¨#¨#¨
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be     A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code   Has    Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.