Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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##,#,#,#,, The Computer  Is A Very Common  Tool  In #,,,,###,#
,#######,, The Futures, And In Some  Ways Even Now. #,,,#,,##,
#,,,,,,#,# Its Job Is To  Do Vast Amounts  Of Small #,,##,#,#,
#,,,,,#### Calculations In A Short Amount Of  Time. #,#,######
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#,#######, Is  Then  Folded  Out Of  Causality,  So ,#,#,,,###
##,,,,,,#, That  Daemons  Can  Solve  The   Problem ####,,#,,,
,#,,,,,###    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ,,,#,##,,#
##,,,,#,,# Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The ,,###,#,##
,#,,,##,#,          Computer Manufacturer.)         ,#,,####,,
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,#,###,,,#   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,###,,##,#
###,,#,,#, Clerks To Pray To The  "Gods"  Of  Their #,,#,#,###
,,#,##,### Computer,  Or To  The Daemons Doing  The #,#####,,,
,###,##,,# Work,  For  A  Quick   And  Fault   Free ##,,,,#,,,
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,,,#,,,,,,    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ###,,,####
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#,,,,,####   ~~# Left Alone During Their Work #~~   ,#,##,##,#
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#,,,##,,##   ~~# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #~~    ,,##,##,##
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A    Kind     Of    Prayer?           
           As   In,    You   Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,   And    Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re   Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D   Ask  For  A  Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.