MY GOOD FATHERS  GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS   A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET HOW  IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA  IN, TWO X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE B  SIDE IS PLAYED BACKWARDS  IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW I HAVE  TO DIFFERENTIATE  BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES  A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE  IS  SOME   DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT IS  THE MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD  RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO  FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN   THERE   WITH    YOUR    HAND