My Good Fathers Good Friend  Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track   Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X  Rca In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette  - Which Means 
 The B  Side Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So  Now  I Have To Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise  Or If  It  Is The  Motor, I  Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A Much  Neater Actual  Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies Also To  Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To  Flip It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In   There   With    Your    Hand