R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
&&,,,,,&,& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,&,,&,,&&,
,&,,,,&&,&                                          &&,&&,&,&,
&&,,,&,&,& TH3 COMPUT3R 1S 4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL  1N ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,,&&,&,& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND  1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& 1TS JOB 1S TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&                                          ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,& MOST WORK ON  TH3  PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& TH3 PROBL3M ON  4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,& 1S  TH3N FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&                                          ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& CL3RKS TO PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS"  OF  TH31R ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,& COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3  D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& WORK,  FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&                OP3R4T1ON.                &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&                                          ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&                                          &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&                                          ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&                                          &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&                                          &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&    ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~   ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&     ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~    ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&     ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~      &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,&        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       ,&,,&,&,&,
,&,&,&,&,&                                          &&,&&,&,&,
&&,&,&,&,& ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ,&,,&,&,&,
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           TO    B3    4     K1ND    OF     PR4Y3R?           
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           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4  H4NDFUL   OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
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