KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING  FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO!  OUT  OF THE BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE  DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK!