My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca  In, Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The  Cassette - Which  Means 
 The B Side Is  Played Backwards If  It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A  Low Noise Floor Which Is 
 Great,  But  There  Is  Some   Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It Is  The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is  A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather  A Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It Applies Also  To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers  Gone Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get   In   There    With    Your    Hand