MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD  FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND  ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE   RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY  GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA  OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE B SIDE  IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO  NOW  I HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT  FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,   BUT  THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE  OR  IF IT  IS THE  MOTOR,  I DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A MUCH  NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I    DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE  BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS  FUCKERS  GONE WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED  TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH   YOUR    HAND