KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING  FOR IT  TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING IT WOULD  LET  ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF  THE BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE  DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP. FUCK!