My  Good Fathers Good Friend Gave Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And   Its  A  Two track  Tape   Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get  How It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In,  Two X Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels  On The Cassette -  Which Means 
 The B Side  Is Played Backwards  If It'S 
                 Like That                
                                          
 So Now  I Have To  Differentiate Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise  Floor Which Is 
 Great,   But  There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise Or  If  It  Is The  Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There Is A Really Rad Red  Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole  But 
 Rather A  Much Neater Actual Speed  Knob 
 I   Dont   Know    The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But It  Applies  Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update:  This  Fuckers Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip It Over  Constantly And 
 Get   In   There    With    Your    Hand