MY GOOD FATHERS GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME  THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A   TWO TRACK  TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I  DON'T REALLY GET HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO X RCA OUT,  AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS ON  THE CASSETTE  - WHICH MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS  PLAYED BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                LIKE THAT                 
                                          
 SO  NOW I  HAVE TO DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH  IS 
 GREAT,  BUT   THERE  IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF IT IS  THE  MOTOR,  I  DONT 
                   KNOW,                  
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY RAD RED  CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT DOES  NOT  HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER  A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT   KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE    OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT APPLIES  ALSO TO  FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
  FUTURE REFUSALS                       
  
                                          
 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY  AND 
 GET    IN   THERE    WITH   YOUR    HAND