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.~-;%§@###                   korg                   ###@§%;-~.
.~-;%§@###             . volca .#. fm .             ###@§%;-~.
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.~;%§@#### frequency modulation is great  on  paper ####@§%;~.
....-;§@## or  with  a  user  interface that's  not ##@§;-....
.~--;%%%§#   actively working against you. that's   #§%%%;--~.
.~-;%§@### really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the ###@§%;-~.
.~-;%§@###                  matter.                 ###@§%;-~.
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......--%@ actually, i'm  selling  this  one.  fuck @%--......
.~-;%§@###                    it.                   ###@§%;-~.
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.~-;%§@### ........................................ ###@§%;-~.
.~-;%§@### i  was  hoping for  it to vocalize  like ###@§%;-~.
.~-;%@#### beastskin  armor, or  perhaps  offer  me ####@%;-~.
.~-;%@#### the  same  kind  of  defensive abilities ####@%;-~.
....~;%§§@  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  @§§%;~....
.~-;%§@### really  hoping it would let  me  survive ###@§%;-~.
.~-;%§@###      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      ###@§%;-~.
.~~~;;§§@#                                          #@§§;;~~~.
....~--%§# but no! out of  the box  it  sounds like #§%--~....
.~-;%§@### plastic  and if you wriggle the dials it ###@§%;-~.
....~;§§@# sounds  like  an angry  dial  up.  fuck! #@§§;~....
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