MY GOOD FATHERS  GOOD FRIEND GAVE ME THE 
  
  FOSTEX X FIFTEEN                      
  
 AND   ITS  A  TWO TRACK   TAPE  RECORDER 
                                          
 I DON'T REALLY GET  HOW IT WORKS. IT HAS 
 TWO X RCA IN, TWO  X RCA OUT, AND FOUR X 
 RCA "TAPE OUT" WHICH I GUESS IS ALL FOUR 
 CHANNELS  ON THE CASSETTE - WHICH  MEANS 
 THE  B SIDE IS PLAYED  BACKWARDS IF IT'S 
                 LIKE THAT                
                                          
 SO NOW  I HAVE TO  DIFFERENTIATE BETWEEN 
 FOUR TRACK CASSETTES AND TWO X TWO TRACK 
       ONES... OR NOT, JUST AS WELL       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 IT FEATYURES A  LOW NOISE FLOOR WHICH IS 
 GREAT,  BUT  THERE   IS  SOME  DITHERING 
 NOISE OR  IF  IT  IS  THE  MOTOR, I DONT 
                  KNOW,                   
 ALSO THERE IS A REALLY  RAD RED CASSETTE 
                SLOT COVER                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 IT  DOES  NOT HAVE  A  SPEED HOLE  BUT 
 RATHER A  MUCH NEATER ACTUAL  SPEED KNOB 
 I   DONT    KNOW   THE   PERCENTAGE   OF 
 DIFFERENCE BUT IT  APPLIES  ALSO TO FAST 
            FORWARD AND REWIND            
                                          
  
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 UPDATE:  THIS FUCKERS  GONE  WHACKO  AND 
 YOU  NEED TO FLIP IT OVER CONSTANTLY AND 
 GET    IN    THERE   WITH   YOUR    HAND