My Good Fathers Good Friend Gave  Me The 
  
  Fostex X fifteen                      
  
 And  Its   A   Two track  Tape  Recorder 
                                          
 I Don'T Really Get How  It Works. It Has 
 Two X Rca In, Two X  Rca Out, And Four X 
 Rca "Tape Out" Which I Guess Is All Four 
 Channels On The Cassette  - Which  Means 
 The  B Side Is  Played Backwards If It'S 
                Like That                 
                                          
 So Now I Have  To Differentiate  Between 
 Four Track Cassettes And Two X Two Track 
       Ones... Or Not, Just As Well       
                                          
                                   
                                          
 It Featyures A Low Noise Floor Which  Is 
 Great,  But   There  Is  Some  Dithering 
 Noise  Or  If It  Is  The Motor,  I Dont 
                  Know,                   
 Also There  Is A Really Rad Red Cassette 
                Slot Cover                
                                          
                                    
                                          
 It  Does  Not  Have  A  Speed hole But 
 Rather A Much  Neater  Actual Speed Knob 
 I    Dont   Know   The   Percentage   Of 
 Difference But  It  Applies Also To Fast 
            Forward And Rewind            
                                          
  
  Future Refusals                       
  
                                          
 Update: This  Fuckers  Gone  Whacko  And 
 You Need To Flip  It Over Constantly And 
 Get    In    There    With   Your   Hand