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.~«:†@#@## WHITE NOISE  IS  THE SOUND OF  BIG  BANG ##@#@†:«~.
.~«:†@####       THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS        ####@†:«~.
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.~«:†@#### BROWN NOISE IS THE  SOUND OF  YOUR BLOOD ####@†:«~.
.~««::@###     PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY    ###@::««~.
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.....««:@# BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON #@:««.....
.~«:†@#@##         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         ##@#@†:«~.
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