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.......^~:                  NOISE                   :~^.......
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..^~:*$&## WHITE NOISE  IS  THE  SOUND  OF BIG BANG ##&$*:~^..
.^~:*$&###        THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS       ###&$*:~^.
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...^~:*$&# PINK NOISE  IS  THE  SOUND OF THE  RIVER #&$*:~^...
....^~:*$&      BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE     &$*:~^....
.....^~:*$              WINTER WATERS               $*:~^.....
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.......^~: BROWN NOISE IS  THE SOUND OF YOUR  BLOOD :~^.......
........^~    PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY     ~^........
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.......... BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON ..........
..........         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         ..........
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