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.....:~:*$                   NOISE                  $*:~:.....
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..:~:*$##@ WHITE NOISE IS  THE  SOUND  OF  BIG BANG @##$*:~:..
...:~:*$##       THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS        ##$*:~:...
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.....:~:*$ PINK NOISE IS  THE  SOUND OF  THE  RIVER $*:~:.....
......:~:*     BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE      *:~:......
.......:~:              WINTER WATERS               :~:.......
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.........: BROWN NOISE  IS THE SOUND OF YOUR  BLOOD :.........
........:~    PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY     ~:........
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......:~:* BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON *:~:......
.....:~:*$         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         $*:~:.....
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