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......:==* WHITE NOISE IS  THE  SOUND OF  BIG  BANG *==:......
.....:==*$        THE UNIVERSES SEDATIVE HISS       $*==:.....
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...:==*$¤@ PINK NOISE IS  THE SOUND  OF  THE  RIVER @¤$*==:...
..:==*$¤@#     BEYOND THE GROVE, RELEASING THE      #@¤$*==:..
.:==*$¤@##               WINTER WATERS              ##@¤$*==:.
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...:==*$¤@ BROWN NOISE IS THE  SOUND OF YOUR  BLOOD @¤$*==:...
....:==*$¤    PRESSING ITSELF THROUGH YOUR BODY     ¤$*==:....
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......:==* BLACK NOISE IS THE SOUND OF THE NEW MOON *==:......
.......:==         IN A CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY         ==:.......
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