they  have told  me to mount in the  car 
 and drive  it to some  town  to fix some 
 stuff.  i drive  as good  as  i can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont have  a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm at  a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying flat  on  my  stomach and have  to 
 pedal with my hands.  fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option  here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to