..:~^*%# ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& &%*^~:....
...:~^*% # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, &%*^~:....
...:~^*% # % . UP THE ARM. # % . #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# # % . # % . # % . ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . &%*^~:....
...:~^*% REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% # % . # % . # % . #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY &%*^~:....
...:~^*% FACE, I BITE IT. # % . #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## JUICY # % . GRAPE, ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . &%*^~:....
...:~^*% SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# # % . CHEW IT. # % . ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# # % . # % . # % . ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ &%*^~:....
...:~^*% % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO &%*^~:....
...:~^*% MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ ##&%*^~:..
.:~^*%## % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ###&%*^~:.
..:~^*%# ##&%*^~:..
...:~^*% #&%*^~:...
....:~^*%& &%*^~:....
...:~^*% #&%*^~:...
..:~^*%# ##&%*^~:..