,,~*====¤¤ ¤¤====*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,,,,*=¤ ¤=*,,,,,,,
,,,,~~*%@# #@%*~~,,,,
,,~*=%¤@## # % , # % , # % LYING # % , # % , # % , ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,~*===¤ # % , IN MY ROOM, # % , ¤===*~,,,,
,,,,,~==¤# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #¤==~,,,,,
,,~*=%¤¤@# # % , SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, #@¤¤%=*~,,
,,,,,*=¤¤# # % , SOMETHING SLIMY, #¤¤=*,,,,,
,,,,,,*%%@ # % , SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @%%*,,,,,,
,,,,,~=%¤# # % , UP THE ARM. # % , #¤%=~,,,,,
,,,,,**=¤# IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % , #¤=**,,,,,
,,~*=%¤### # % , I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ###¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%%%¤¤ # % , # % , # % , ¤¤%%%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % , ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,,,*%¤@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % , @¤%*,,,,,,
,,~*=%¤@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % , ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,,*%%¤# I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % , #¤%%*,,,,,
,,~*=%¤¤@@ # % , LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @@¤¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## # % , IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % , ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,,,,~=¤ # % , # % , # % , ¤=~,,,,,,,
,,~*=%¤@## # % , ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,~*%%@# FACE, I BITE IT. # % , #@%%*~,,,,
,,~*=%¤### # % , THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ###¤%=*~,,
,,,,,~*=¤# JUICY # % , GRAPE, #¤=*~,,,,,
,,~*=%¤@## # % , AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## # % , # % , CUCUMBER. , ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,,,~*=%¤ # % , IT'S VERY GOOD. # % , AND I # % , ¤%=*~,,,,,
,,~*=%¤@@@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % , @@@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤### # % , CHEW IT. # % , ###¤%=*~,,
,,,,~**=¤¤ # % , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¤¤=**~,,,,
,,~*=%¤@## # % , # % , # % , ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤¤¤# % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ #¤¤¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤¤¤# % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM #¤¤¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤@## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ##@¤%=*~,,
,,,~~~==¤@ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @¤==~~~,,,
,,~*=%¤@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@¤%=*~,,
,,~*=%¤¤¤¤ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ¤¤¤¤%=*~,,
,,,,,,*%@@ % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ @@%*,,,,,,
,,~*=%@### % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ###@%=*~,,
,,~*===¤¤¤ ¤¤¤===*~,,
,,~=%¤@### ###@¤%=~,,
,,,,,,*%%¤ ¤%%*,,,,,,
,,,,***=%@ @%=***,,,,
,,~*=%¤@## ##@¤%=*~,,