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=~........ # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . ........~=
~......... # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . .........~
=~........ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ........~=
*=~....... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .......~=*
**=~...... # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ......~=**
%**=~..... # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .....~=**%
§%**=~.... # % . UP THE ARM. # % . ....~=**%§
#§%**=~... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ...~=**%§#
##§%**=~.. # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ..~=**%§##
###§%**=~. # % . # % . # % . .~=**%§###
##§%**=~.. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . ..~=**%§##
#§%**=~... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . ...~=**%§#
§%**=~.... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . ....~=**%§
%**=~..... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .....~=**%
**=~...... # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ......~=**
*=~....... # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .......~=*
=~........ # % . # % . # % . ........~=
~......... # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .........~
=~........ FACE, I BITE IT. # % . ........~=
*=~....... # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .......~=*
**=~...... JUICY # % . GRAPE, ......~=**
%**=~..... # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .....~=**%
§%**=~.... # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ....~=**%§
#§%**=~... # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ...~=**%§#
##§%**=~.. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . ..~=**%§##
###§%**=~. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .~=**%§###
##§%**=~.. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ..~=**%§##
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§%**=~.... % = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % = ....~=**%§
%**=~..... % = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % = .....~=**%
**=~...... % = MY SHIRT, % = ENTERING BY THE ARM ......~=**
*=~....... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % = .......~=*
=~........ % = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ........~=
~......... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % = .........~
=~........ % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ........~=
*=~....... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .......~=*
**=~...... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = ......~=**
%**=~..... % = SO - EATING IT IS OK, % = .....~=**%
§%**=~.... % = % = MOVING IT IS NOT. % = % = ....~=**%§
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