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.~~==@¶### @     Can     Say     "Life     Is     @ ###¶@==~~.
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.~~=@¤¶### ~  @  "Things  Like  Us"  Actually  @  ~ ###¶¤@=~~.
.~~==@¤¶## ~ ~  @  Entails,  How  It Should  @ ~  ~ ##¶¤@==~~.
.~~==@¤¶## ~   @   Be   Measured,  Who   Or   @   ~ ##¶¤@==~~.
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.~~==@¤¶¶# ~  @  And   So   Instead   There   @   ~ #¶¶¤@==~~.
.~~==@¤¶## ~   ~   @   Is   This    Internationally ##¶¤@==~~.
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.~~==@¤¶## - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ##¶¤@==~~.
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.~~==@¤¶## - Life Can Steal                         ##¶¤@==~~.
.~~==@¤¶## - Life Can Be Cursed                     ##¶¤@==~~.
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