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&&..&.&&&&                --¤    ¤--                &...&..&..
.&.&&&....              --¤  LIFE  ¤--              &..&&.&&.&
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&..&&&&&&& - - ¤ A MULTITUDE  OF DEFINITIONS  ¤ - - ..&.&&&...
&.&......& -   ¤   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE    ¤   - .&&&..&..&
&&&.....&. ¤     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     ¤ &..&.&&.&.
..&....&&. -   ¤   WHAT   WE   ARE,    AND   ¤    - &.&&&.&&&&
.&&...&.&. -  -  ¤  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  ¤  -  - &&..&&...&
&.&..&&&&. -   ¤    ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   ¤   - .&.&.&..&&
&&&.&...&& ¤    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    ¤ &&&&&&.&..
..&&&..&.. -  ¤  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  ¤  - .....&&&.&
.&..&.&&.& - -  ¤  ENTAILS,  HOW IT SHOULD  ¤  -  - ....&..&&&
&&.&&&.&&& -  ¤   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   ¤   - ...&&.&..&
.&&..&&... ¤     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    ¤ ..&.&&&.&.
&.&.&.&..& -   ¤   AND  SO   INSTEAD  THERE   ¤   - .&&&..&&&.
&&&&&&&.&. -   -    ¤   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY &..&.&..&&
......&&&& SANCTIONED     LIST      ¤      -      - &.&&&&.&..
.....&.... -  -  -  -  ¤  OF  CRITERIA ¤ -  -  -  - &&...&&&..
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...&.&..&& - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      &&.&&.&&..
..&&&&.&.& - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  .&&.&&.&..
.&...&&&&. - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  &.&&.&&&..
&&..&...&& - LIFE CAN STEAL                         &&.&&..&..
.&.&&..&.& - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     .&&.&.&&.&
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