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.^~/§&£@## # & . # & . # & LYING # & . # & . # & . ##@£&§/~^.
....^/§§§£ # & . IN MY ROOM, # & . £§§§/^....
.^~///§§££ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ££§§///~^.
..^~/§§£££ # & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, £££§§/~^..
.^~/§&££@# # & . SOMETHING SLIMY, #@££&§/~^.
.^~/§§&£@# # & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #@£&§§/~^.
.....^/&£# # & . UP THE ARM. # & . #£&/^.....
....^^~§£@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # & . @£§~^^....
.^~/§&@### # & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ###@&§/~^.
....~~§&££ # & . # & . # & . ££&§~~....
..^^^/§&£# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # & . #£&§/^^^..
.....~/&££ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # & . ££&/~.....
......~/&£ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # & . £&/~......
...^^//§&£ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # & . £&§//^^...
.^^~////&£ # & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. £&////~^^.
......~/§£ # & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # & . £§/~......
.^~/§&£@## # & . # & . # & . ##@£&§/~^.
.^~~~//&&£ # & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY £&&//~~~^.
....~§&&£@ FACE, I BITE IT. # & . @£&&§~....
.^~/§&£@## # & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##@£&§/~^.
.^~/§&£@## JUICY # & . GRAPE, ##@£&§/~^.
.^~/§&&&&£ # & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET £&&&&§/~^.
......^/&£ # & . # & . CUCUMBER. . £&/^......
.^~/§&£@## # & . IT'S VERY GOOD. # & . AND I # & . ##@£&§/~^.
.....^/§&£ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # & . £&§/^.....
.^~/§§§&£# # & . CHEW IT. # & . #£&§§§/~^.
.^~/§&£@## # & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##@£&§/~^.
.^~/&£@### # & . # & . # & . ###@£&/~^.
.^~~~/&&@@ & ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & ~ @@&&/~~~^.
.......~§£ & ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & ~ £§~.......
.^~/§&£@## & ~ MY SHIRT, & ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ##@£&§/~^.
...^~/&&@# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & ~ #@&&/~^...
.^~/§&£@## & ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@£&§/~^.
..^^~§&£@# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & ~ #@£&§~^^..
......^/&£ & ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE £&/^......
.^~/§£@### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ###@£§/~^.
....^^~§££ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & ~ ££§~^^....
...^/§§§§£ & ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, & ~ £§§§§/^...
.^~/§&£@## & ~ & ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. & ~ & ~ ##@£&§/~^.
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