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......^~/^ @ % . @ % . @ % LYING @ % . @ % . @ % . ^/~^......
.......^~/ @ % . IN MY ROOM, @ % . /~^.......
........^~ @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ~^........
.........^ @ % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ^.........
........^~ @ % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ~^........
.......^~/ @ % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, /~^.......
......^~/^ @ % . UP THE ARM. @ % . ^/~^......
.....^~/^% IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % . %^/~^.....
....^~/^%¤ @ % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ¤%^/~^....
...^~/^%¤@ @ % . @ % . @ % . @¤%^/~^...
..^~/^%¤@@ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % . @@¤%^/~^..
.^~/^%¤@@# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % . #@@¤%^/~^.
..^~/^%¤@@ REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % . @@¤%^/~^..
...^~/^%¤@ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % . @¤%^/~^...
....^~/^%¤ @ % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ¤%^/~^....
.....^~/^% @ % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % . %^/~^.....
......^~/^ @ % . @ % . @ % . ^/~^......
.......^~/ @ % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY /~^.......
........^~ FACE, I BITE IT. @ % . ~^........
.........^ @ % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ^.........
........^~ JUICY @ % . GRAPE, ~^........
.......^~/ @ % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET /~^.......
......^~/^ @ % . @ % . CUCUMBER. . ^/~^......
.....^~/^% @ % . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % . AND I @ % . %^/~^.....
....^~/^%¤ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % . ¤%^/~^....
...^~/^%¤@ @ % . CHEW IT. @ % . @¤%^/~^...
..^~/^%¤@@ @ % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. @@¤%^/~^..
.^~/^%¤@@# @ % . @ % . @ % . #@@¤%^/~^.
..^~/^%¤@@ % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ @@¤%^/~^..
...^~/^%¤@ % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ @¤%^/~^...
....^~/^%¤ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ¤%^/~^....
.....^~/^% AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ %^/~^.....
......^~/^ % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ^/~^......
.......^~/ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ /~^.......
........^~ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ~^........
.........^ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ^.........
........^~ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ ~^........
.......^~/ % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ /~^.......
......^~/^ % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ^/~^......
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