,~==†&&###                                          ###&&†==~,
,,~==†&&##                                          ##&&†==~,,
,,,~==†&&#                                          #&&†==~,,,
,,,,~==†&&                                          &&†==~,,,,
,,,,,~==†&                                          &†==~,,,,,
,,,,,,~==† # & , # & , # & LYING # & ,  # & , # & , †==~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== #   &   ,   IN   MY   ROOM,   #    &   , ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~= # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. =~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== #  &  , SOMETHING  POKING MY LEFT  HAND, ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~==† #     &     ,      SOMETHING      SLIMY, †==~,,,,,,
,,,,,~==†& #  & , SLITHERING  AROUND  THE  FINGERS, &†==~,,,,,
,,,,~==†&& #   &   ,   UP   THE   ARM.    #   &   , &&†==~,,,,
,,,~==†&&# IS   IT   DRUG-FUELED   APATHY?  #  &  , #&&†==~,,,
,,~==†&&## #   &  ,   I   DON'T   MOVE   THE   ARM. ##&&†==~,,
,~==†&&### #    &    ,    #    &    ,    #    &   , ###&&†==~,
,,~==†&&## WHATEVER  IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # & , ##&&†==~,,
,,,~==†&&# IT   MOVES    FURTHER   UP,   #    &   , #&&†==~,,,
,,,,~==†&& REACHES    THE    ARMPIT.    #    &    , &&†==~,,,,
,,,,,~==†& I  TURN   MY  HEAD  TOWARD  IT.  #  &  , &†==~,,,,,
,,,,,,~==† #    &   ,    LOOKS    LIKE    SEAGRASS. †==~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== #   &  ,   IT'S   KINDA  CUTE.  #   &  , ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~= #    &    ,    #    &    ,    #    &   , =~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== # &  , ONCE IT'S  UP MY NECK  AND  ON MY ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~==† FACE,    I    BITE    IT.    #    &    , †==~,,,,,,
,,,,,~==†& #  &  ,  THE  TEXTURE  IS LIKE THAT OF A &†==~,,,,,
,,,,~==†&& JUICY       #      &       ,      GRAPE, &&†==~,,,,
,,,~==†&&# # & , AND  THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE  SWEET #&&†==~,,,
,,~==†&&## #   &   ,    #    &    ,   CUCUMBER.   , ##&&†==~,,
,~==†&&### # & , IT'S VERY GOOD. # & , AND I #  & , ###&&†==~,
,,~==†&&## SUCK   MORE   OF    IT   IN.   #   &   , ##&&†==~,,
,,,~==†&&# #    &    ,    CHEW   IT.    #    &    , #&&†==~,,,
,,,,~==†&& # & , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. &&†==~,,,,
,,,,,~==†& #    &    ,    #   &    ,    #    &    , &†==~,,,,,
,,,,,,~==† &   =   APATHY  GONE,  I  SIT  UP.  &  = †==~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== & =  THE  TENDRILS ARE STUCK  UNDER &  = ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~= &  =  MY SHIRT, & = ENTERING  BY THE ARM =~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~== AND  EXITING  THROUGH THE  COLLAR.  &  = ==~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~==† & = THIS  MAKES  IT HARD FOR  ME TO PUSH †==~,,,,,,
,,,,,~==†& MORE   OF   IT   IN  MY   MOUTH.   &   = &†==~,,,,,
,,,,~==†&& & = I MAKE TO REMOVE  THE SHIRT, BUT THE &&†==~,,,,
,,,~==†&&# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY  TO #&&†==~,,,
,,~==†&&## MOVE     MY     LEFT    ARM.     &     = ##&&†==~,,
,~==†&&### &  =   SO   -  EATING  IT  IS  OK,  &  = ###&&†==~,
,,~==†&&## & =  & =  MOVING IT  IS  NOT. &  =  &  = ##&&†==~,,
,,,~==†&&#                                          #&&†==~,,,
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