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########## # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ LYING # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . #.........
.######### # ¤ . IN MY ROOM, # ¤ . ..#######.
..#######. # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ...#####..
#..#####.. # ¤ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##..###..#
....###... # ¤ . SOMETHING SLIMY, #....#....
###..#..## # ¤ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ..##...###
##........ # ¤ . UP THE ARM. # ¤ . #....#..##
#..####### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # ¤ . ..##.....#
....###### # ¤ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #....###..
###..##### # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ..##..#..#
##....###. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # ¤ . ..........
...##..#.. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # ¤ . #########.
##........ REACHES THE ARMPIT. # ¤ . ########..
...####### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # ¤ . #######...
##..###### # ¤ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ######..##
#....##### # ¤ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # ¤ . #####....#
..##..#### # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ####..##..
#......### # ¤ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ###......#
..####..#. FACE, I BITE IT. # ¤ . ##..####..
#..##..... # ¤ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #....##..#
......###. JUICY # ¤ . GRAPE, ..##......
#####..#.. # ¤ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #....#####
####...... # ¤ . # ¤ . CUCUMBER. . ..##..####
###..##### # ¤ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # ¤ . AND I # ¤ . #......###
##....###. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # ¤ . ..####..##
#..##..#.. # ¤ . CHEW IT. # ¤ . #..##....#
.......... # ¤ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ......##..
########## # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . #####....#
########## ¤ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. ¤ = ####..##..
.######### ¤ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER ¤ = ###.......
..######## ¤ = MY SHIRT, ¤ = ENTERING BY THE ARM .#..######
...####### AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. ¤ = .....####.
##..#####. ¤ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ####..##..
.....###.. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. ¤ = ###.......
####..#..# ¤ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .#..######
###....... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .....#####
##..#####. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. ¤ = ####..####
#....###.. ¤ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, ¤ = ###....###
..##..#..# ¤ = ¤ = MOVING IT IS NOT. ¤ = ¤ = .#..##..##
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