....~~^*%§ §%*^~~....
...~~^*%§@ @§%*^~~...
..~~^*%§@@ @@§%*^~~..
.~~^*%§@@# #@@§%*^~~.
..~~^*%§@@ @@§%*^~~..
...~~^*%§@ @ % . @ % . @ % LYING @ % . @ % . @ % . @§%*^~~...
....~~^*%§ @ % . IN MY ROOM, @ % . §%*^~~....
.....~~^*% @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. %*^~~.....
......~~^* @ % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, *^~~......
.......~~^ @ % . SOMETHING SLIMY, ^~~.......
........~~ @ % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ~~........
.......~~^ @ % . UP THE ARM. @ % . ^~~.......
......~~^* IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % . *^~~......
.....~~^*% @ % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. %*^~~.....
....~~^*%§ @ % . @ % . @ % . §%*^~~....
...~~^*%§@ WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % . @§%*^~~...
..~~^*%§@@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % . @@§%*^~~..
.~~^*%§@@# REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % . #@@§%*^~~.
..~~^*%§@@ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % . @@§%*^~~..
...~~^*%§@ @ % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. @§%*^~~...
....~~^*%§ @ % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % . §%*^~~....
.....~~^*% @ % . @ % . @ % . %*^~~.....
......~~^* @ % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY *^~~......
.......~~^ FACE, I BITE IT. @ % . ^~~.......
........~~ @ % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ~~........
.......~~^ JUICY @ % . GRAPE, ^~~.......
......~~^* @ % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET *^~~......
.....~~^*% @ % . @ % . CUCUMBER. . %*^~~.....
....~~^*%§ @ % . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % . AND I @ % . §%*^~~....
...~~^*%§@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % . @§%*^~~...
..~~^*%§@@ @ % . CHEW IT. @ % . @@§%*^~~..
.~~^*%§@@# @ % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. #@@§%*^~~.
..~~^*%§@@ @ % . @ % . @ % . @@§%*^~~..
...~~^*%§@ % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ @§%*^~~...
....~~^*%§ % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ §%*^~~....
.....~~^*% % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM %*^~~.....
......~~^* AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ *^~~......
.......~~^ % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ^~~.......
........~~ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ~~........
.......~~^ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ^~~.......
......~~^* SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO *^~~......
.....~~^*% MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ %*^~~.....
....~~^*%§ % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ §%*^~~....
...~~^*%§@ % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ @§%*^~~...
..~~^*%§@@ @@§%*^~~..
.~~^*%§@@# #@@§%*^~~.
..~~^*%§@@ @@§%*^~~..
...~~^*%§@ @§%*^~~...
....~~^*%§ §%*^~~....