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.....~*§@# TURN3D 1NTO  SNOW SO  TH1CK TH4T  1T W4S #@§*~.....
....~*§@#@ 4S  D3NSE FOG ... 4ND TH3N 1 W3NT TO G3T @#@§*~....
...~*§@#@# TH3 M41L, BUT TH3RE W4S 4  WOM4N 4ND  W3 #@#@§*~...
..~*§@#@## T4LK3D  4 L1TTL3. NOW B3C4USE 1 W4S H1GH ##@#@§*~..
...~*§@#@# 4ND  1T W4S SNOW1NG SO  FUNNY 4ND  1 H4D #@#@§*~...
....~*§@#@ 4N UMBR3LL4 4GA1NST TH3 SNOW,  BUT  SNOW @#@§*~....
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