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,^~/=*¤### ////^^^^########****////^^^^########**** ###¤*=/~^,
,^~/=¤#### PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ####¤=/~^,
,^~/=*¤### OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ###¤*=/~^,
,^~/==**¤# OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I #¤**==/~^,
,^~/====*¤ START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ¤*====/~^,
,^~/===¤## OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ##¤===/~^,
,^~/=*¤### ########****//THE^^GROUND.##****////^^^^ ###¤*=/~^,
,,,,,^/*¤¤ ****////^^^^########****////^^^^######## ¤¤*/^,,,,,
,^~/=****¤ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME ¤****=/~^,
,,,~~//=¤¤ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ¤¤=//~~,,,
,^~/=*¤### SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET ###¤*=/~^,
,,,,^~/**# EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T #**/~^,,,,
,^~///***# KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE #***///~^,
,,,~~/=¤## TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ##¤=/~~,,,
,^~/=*¤### YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ###¤*=/~^,
,^~/=*¤### BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ###¤*=/~^,
,,,^~==¤¤# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #¤¤==~^,,,
,,,,,,~==¤ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ¤==~,,,,,,
,^~/=*¤### HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ###¤*=/~^,
,^~/=*¤### MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ###¤*=/~^,
,^~/=*¤### SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY ###¤*=/~^,
,^~/=*¤### ^^^^###SADNESS**/COMES^^###FROM#****//// ###¤*=/~^,
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