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\~.,,¨¨.,, $               HANDCUFFS              & ,,.¨¨,,.~\
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#£$:=¨.¨.¨ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ¨.¨.¨=:$£#
¶&§%*»,¨,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,¨,»*%§&¶
##££*†»¨¨¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨¨¨»†*££##
#@¶£*%^«.,         trigger void mart alarms.        ,.«^%*£¶@#
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####$%:»., however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ,.»:%$####
#@¤£=:=¨., can be put on  you  as a  punishment  by ,.¨=:=£¤@#
#£¤=†~.,.¨ police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them ¨.,.~†=¤£#
¤*§^«,¨¨,.           indefenitely forever           .,¨¨,«^§*¤
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^^«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨                  ¨                   ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«^^
^«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«^
«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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,,,....,.¨ while this  is distressing at first  and ¨.,....,,,
.¨¨¨¨,¨,¨. can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most .¨,¨,¨¨¨¨.
«¨¨,¨.,¨,. store workers  are sympathetic and  will .,¨,.¨,¨¨«
;=,¨¨¨,... let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ...,¨¨¨,=;
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           * probably not true, idk