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#¨£.§,¤¨&, ¤               HANDCUFFS              £ ,§¨.&,@¨£.
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@.#,§¨@¨¤, shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only #@,&¤¨§.&¨
@,&,§.&.§¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .#.¨@,¤.#,
#,§,&.§¨&. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¤@,&£.@¨&,
£,£,&¨¤,&.        trigger void mart alarms.         ¨#.¨&¨§,¤.
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@¨£¨&,@.§¨ however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs ,£,,&.#,£,
§.&,@¨§.£, can  be put on  you  as  a punishment by #§¨@§,@¨@.
@,£.§,£,&, police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them ,£,¨#,¤¨¤,
#.@.#.&¨#¨           indefenitely forever           £#.#&¨&¨&.
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¤¨¤¨¤¨¤¨¤¨ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ¨¤¨¨¤¨¤¨¤¨
¤¨¤¨¤¨¤¨¤¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¤¤¨¤¤¨¤¨¤¨
¤¨¤¨¤¨¤¨¤¨ ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ ¨¤¨¨¤¨¤¨¤¨
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@¨£.@.¤,£¨ while this  is distressing at first  and £¤¨&@,#.§¨
§,@.§,¤,§. can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most .&,¨&.@,#¨
#.#.§,§¨#, store workers  are sympathetic and  will &@¨£&,@,§.
¤¨#¨§¨§,#¨ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ¨#,,&,&,£¨
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           * probably not true, idk