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¨.,.,«;^§# shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only #§^;«,.,.¨
....-*%@&£  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  £&@%*-....
,,,=\=$#@# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #@#$=\=,,,
.,-\%£&@##        trigger void mart alarms.         ##@&£%\-,.
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,¨..,«;$$£ can  be put on  you  as a punishment  by £$$;«,..¨,
.¨.,.:«*†% police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them %†*«:.,.¨.
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,..,.¨-=†= while this  is distressing  at first and =†=-¨.,..,
,.,,¨,-==£ can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most £==-,¨,,.,
¨..,--=§%£ store workers  are  sympathetic and will £%§=--,..¨
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           * probably not true, idk