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¨¨.-=*¤&#@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @#&¤*=-.¨¨
,.,.~-%%@¶ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¶@%%-~.,.,
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.,,~*§#£## can be put  on  you as  a  punishment by ##£#§*~,,.
..«=£§¶### police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them ###¶§£=«..
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           * probably not true, idk