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,,¨.¨.¨.., shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ,..¨.¨.¨,,
.¨¨.¨.¨..¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨..¨.¨.¨¨.
¨.,.¨,¨.¨. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .¨.¨,¨.,.¨
,¨¨,¨,,¨.¨        trigger void mart alarms.         ¨.¨,,¨,¨¨,
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,,¨¨¨¨¨¨.¨ however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ¨.¨¨¨¨¨¨,,
,¨.¨,..... can be  put on  you as  a  punishment by .....,¨.¨,
,..¨.¨¨,,: police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them :,,¨¨.¨..,
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.,,~†^¤£@# while this is  distressing at first  and #@£¤^†~,,.
..,,-†$££# can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most #££$†-,,..
,,¨,~~/†§£ store workers are sympathetic  and  will £§†/~~,¨,,
,,¨¨.^-*^£ let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. £^*-^.¨¨,,
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           * probably not true, idk