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-.¨,,,¨.¨. shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only .¨.¨,,,¨.-
.¨.,,,.¨¨¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨¨¨.,,,.¨.
,¨,,,,.,,¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨,,.,,,,¨,
.,¨¨,¨¨¨,¨        trigger void mart alarms.         ¨,¨¨¨,¨¨,.
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.¨,....¨,, however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ,,¨....,¨.
¨..,....,¨ can  be put on you  as  a punishment  by ¨,....,..¨
,¨,,¨¨,,¨, police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them ,¨,,¨¨,,¨,
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###§£§/-:¨ while  this is distressing at first  and ¨:-/§£§###
#@&¤§^~,.¨ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ¨.,~^§¤&@#
¶£&%;~-,¨. store workers are  sympathetic and  will .¨,-~;%&£¶
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           * probably not true, idk