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,:»*%£¤###  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ###¤£%*»:,
,,,~=*¤¤@# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #@¤¤*=~,,,
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.-~\†$#¶## police,   and   you  are  to  wear  them ##¶#$†\~-.
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.,-~†$*£## store  workers  are sympathetic and will ##£*$†~-,.
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           * probably not true, idk