.¨,£§,,§£¨                                          £¨.£@¨@&,.
..#¨§.&¨£¨                                          @.&,&.,£.,
,&£.@¨@.#,                                          @,¤,#,£&¨.
@¨£,£,£,&¨                                          ¤,@.£,,§..
§.¤¨£,£,#,                                          @.@,£.#§.¤
@¨@¨¤,§¨@. #&»«»«»«=~»^::~,.¨,.¨..¨,~.:-«»~«»-~~~@# ¤¨@¨#..&,.
#¨§¨£¨&,&, §               HANDCUFFS              £ #¨§,@,&§.#
&.#.@,#¨£¨ #@=~=~~»~---:::¨¨,¨¨¨,,,,~,-:«»-==~~~«£# §,@.&¨.§.,
£¨§¨@,£¨&.                                          ¤.#.&¨¤&.@
@.§¨@,¤¨@¨ shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only ¤¨¤,¤.,¤¨,
£¨£,#,¤.£¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @.#¨£,#@,£
@.#,@.@¨£. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #.@,&,.#,,
§,&.§¨£,£¨        trigger void mart alarms.         &¨&.@¨&@¨¤
§.@¨@.§¨§,                                          £.&.§.¨£¨¨
&.§.#¨§.#¨ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs @¨#,£¨@¤,§
&¨§.@,¤,¤¨ can be put  on  you as  a punishment  by #,§¨£¨.§.¨
¤¨&,&.¤.#. police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them §¨&¨&,£§¨§
&,£.#¨£,#¨           indefenitely forever           ¤¨&¨@.,£,.
&,£,¤¨#,¤,                                          ¤.¤,£.@§.¤
#,#,#,#,#, ,                  ,                   , #,#,#,,#,,
#,#,#,#,#, ,      ,       ,       ,       ,       , #,#,#,##,#
#,#,#,#,#, , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , #,#,#,,#,,
#,#,#,#,#, ,       ,       ,       ,      ,       , #,#,#,##,#
#,#,#,#,#, ,                  ,                   , #,#,#,,#,,
#.¤.£.¤.¤.                                          @,¤,£.¤¤¨&
@.£.&.#¨#. while this  is  distressing at first and ¤,¤.@,,£.¨
£,&.&.@.@¨ can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most @.&¨@¨§#¨#
£¨#¨£.@.¤¨ store  workers are sympathetic  and will @¨@,§,.&¨,
£,#.¤,§.¤. let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. £,#,#.&@.£
§.¤,#,§,¤¨                                          £¨&¨&.,§¨,
£¨¤,&.¤,#¨                                          @¨£.&,¤§.&
§,#.£¨#.#,                                          #,#.£¨.@,¨
&¨§¨&.&.¤,                                          &.&.#¨#&¨¤
§¨@¨&,¤¨#,                                          &.#.¤¨,§,.
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk