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,..,-;%$§# $               HANDCUFFS              * #§$%;-,..,
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,,,¨,.,»\^ shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ^\»,.,¨,,,
¨,,..¨.^-/  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  /-^.¨..,,¨
¨,¨.¨¨¨,,« know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only «,,¨¨¨.¨,¨
.¨.,¨...¨.         trigger void mart alarms.        .¨...¨,.¨.
¨,¨,.¨.¨,¨                                          ¨,¨.¨.,¨,¨
¨,..¨,¨¨.^ however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ^.¨¨,¨..,¨
,¨.,¨¨¨.,- can be  put on  you as a  punishment  by -,.¨¨¨,.¨,
.¨,,,¨.:»† police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them †»:.¨,,,¨.
,,..,.^~/=           indefenitely forever           =/~^.,..,,
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¨¨¨-~:$$§¶ ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ ¶§$$:~-¨¨¨
¨¨-~:$$§¶# ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ #¶§$$:~-¨¨
¨-~:$$§¶## ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ##¶§$$:~-¨
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,...,=\$£¤ while this  is distressing  at first and ¤£$\=,...,
¨..,¨~=*^§ can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most §^*=~¨,..¨
.¨¨.¨¨:=†† store  workers are sympathetic  and will ††=:¨¨.¨¨.
¨.¨.¨¨,^~* let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. *~^,¨¨.¨.¨
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           * probably not true, idk