¨¨,,¨~««†¤                                          ¤†««~¨,,¨¨
.-»/*$&¶##                                          ##¶&$*/»-.
,,»;^£&###                                          ###&£^;»,,
,,~\*%#£@#                                          #@£#%*\~,,
¨,=^%%@£##                                          ##£@%%^=,¨
¨.~;^£¤#&£ #%«=-~»~~~=^~,~.¨,¨,..,.¨,,,~«~~--~»~-£# £&#¤£^;~.¨
,,-/§$#### $               HANDCUFFS              & ####$§/-,,
,,~*†@&@## #¤--»=«»»«-:~--¨¨¨.¨¨,..¨~^^:»»=«=~==-$# ##@&@†*~,,
,,¨~~^*^¤¶                                          ¶¤^*^~~¨,,
,,«/*¤#### shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only ####¤*/«,,
,,¨,.-:*@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@*:-.,¨,,
.¨,-;\£££# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #£££\;-,¨.
¨^~=%&#¶@@         trigger void mart alarms.        @@¶#&%=~^¨
,~=†$$¤£¶#                                          #¶£¤$$†=~,
¨¨-~//*\£¤ however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ¤£\*//~-¨¨
,¨.¨.,~†*¶ can be  put on  you as  a punishment  by ¶*†~,.¨.¨,
..,..,~%&# police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them #&%~,..,..
,,-^$%#¶£#           indefenitely forever           #£¶#%$^-,,
,:=*=¤£§##                                          ##§£¤=*=:,
.:~;%§§§£# .                   .                  . #£§§§%;~:.
.:~;%§£### .      .       .       .       .       . ###£§%;~:.
.:~;%§£@## . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ##@£§%;~:.
.:~;%§£@## .      .       .       .       .       . ##@£§%;~:.
...:;%%§£@ .                   .                  . @£§%%;:...
.,-:=%§¤££                                          ££¤§%=:-,.
.-»†%@¤&@@ while  this is distressing  at first and @@&¤@%†»-.
¨,~:†%£¶## can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ##¶£%†:~,¨
..¨..^:¤@@ store  workers  are sympathetic and will @@¤:^..¨..
,,~^%$$*¤@ let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. @¤*$$%^~,,
.^=^†%$@&#                                          #&@$%†^=^.
,:.=«$§@#@                                          @#@§$«=.:,
,.¨¨,.\*@#                                          #@*\.,¨¨.,
.^~/%&§@%@                                          @%@§&%/~^.
,,»*=¤§@@@                                          @@@§¤=*»,,
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk