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..,,~~†$§@ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only @§$†~~,,..
,,.,¨--*§¤  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¤§*--¨,.,,
¨.,,~«/=§@ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only @§=/«~,,.¨
.,.,-^†##@        trigger void mart alarms.         @##†^-,.,.
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.:=**§#### however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ####§**=:.
,,,»;^£@@# can  be  put  on you as a  punishment by #@@£^;»,,,
,,¨~«;§§## police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them ##§§;«~¨,,
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¨¨^-/*@#@# ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ #@#@*/-^¨¨
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.,¨,~~:*#¶ while this is distressing at  first  and ¶#*:~~,¨,.
¨¨.¨,.-†$# can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most #$†-.,¨.¨¨
..¨¨^~\*&£ store  workers are  sympathetic and will £&*\~^¨¨..
,¨.^«/%&£# let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. #£&%/«^.¨,
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           * probably not true, idk