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§§,,§¤¤,£@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .@,§@¨¤¤@.
,§¨¤¨,£#¨. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #@§.£@,¨@£
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,£§.,.¨,#¤ can  be put  on you as  a punishment  by ¨,¤.,,,§&¨
&¨£,¨,¨#.¤ police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them ¨&#,¨¨§¨&.
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.,¨#§¨¨¤#¨ while this  is distressing at  first and ¨#¨§@¤@¤¨,
,¨£¨§.§,@. can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most £@£¨.¨,&¨¨
.¤@¤¤¤@#&, store  workers  are sympathetic and will ,,£..,¤#.¨
¤,¨.,¨..&@ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ,¤&.¨¤,§¨,
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           * probably not true, idk