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,¨.¨¨¨,.,, #%~~~=-»~»«~,-,¨,¨,¨¨...,,-,-=~-==«~-~%# ,,.,¨¨¨.¨,
,....,.¨.. £               HANDCUFFS              $ ..¨.,....,
¨.¨,¨,¨,,, #*«~«»«~»==,:-~,,,,,.¨¨,¨~~::-«=~=~=~=¤# ,,,¨,¨,¨.¨
-.¨...,,,¨                                          ¨,,,...¨.-
=:.,¨¨,¨¨¨ shoplifters know aldi  alarm  tags  only ¨¨¨,¨¨,.:=
;~,,¨.,¨.¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨.¨,.¨,,~;
†=-,¨¨,¨¨. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .¨¨,¨¨,-=†
£^/«-,,.,¨         trigger void mart alarms.        ¨,.,,-«/^£
&*=/-,¨¨.,                                          ,.¨¨,-/=*&
¶§%%*=^,,¨ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ¨,,^=*%%§¶
#@£§†*-,¨, can be  put  on you  as a  punishment by ,¨,-*†§£@#
###@%†*»., police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them ,.»*†%@###
#¶§&^:~~¨,           indefenitely forever           ,¨~~:^&§¶#
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@§*†-~.... .                  .                   . ....~-†*§@
§*†-~..... .      .       .       .       .       . .....~-†*§
*†-~...... . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ......~-†*
†-~....... .       .       .       .      .       . .......~-†
-~........ .                   .                  . ........~-
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,,.¨¨¨,.., while this is distressing  at  first and ,..,¨¨¨.,,
,¨¨.¨¨..¨. can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most .¨..¨¨.¨¨,
,.,,.,,¨.¨ store  workers are  sympathetic and will ¨.¨,,.,,.,
,¨,¨,.,.,, let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ,,.,.,¨,¨,
.,,¨¨¨,.,,                                          ,,.,¨¨¨,,.
...,.,¨,,¨                                          ¨,,¨,.,...
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           * probably not true, idk