,,»^$$¤###                                          ###¤$$^»,,
,¨.¨¨.~%$&                                          &$%~.¨¨.¨,
,^~:§$&###                                          ###&$§:~^,
.,,¨.^=$¤#                                          #¤$=^.¨,,.
,,=\^$¤#@#                                          #@#¤$^\=,,
¨:«/=@§£## #£»-»-»«~««~^:-,.¨.,.,¨¨.^..^»~~~=~«~~§# ##£§@=/«:¨
.¨.¨,.~*$# *               HANDCUFFS              % #$*~.,¨.¨.
¨,,¨,^~*§& #*~«»=»-«-«^:.:¨.¨,.¨,.,¨:-,~=«»«»-»~»£# &§*~^,¨,,¨
¨.,~«^@¤@#                                          #@¤@^«~,.¨
¨-=^££¶### shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ###¶££^=-¨
..¨.:;*§*£  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  £*§*;:.¨..
,,.,::^†§¤ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¤§†^::,.,,
.,-=§¤£###        trigger void mart alarms.         ###£¤§=-,.
,¨..,,.«%¤                                          ¤%«.,,..¨,
¨.~/^@§£## however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ##£§@^/~.¨
.,~/†$&§## can  be  put on you as  a  punishment by ##§&$†/~,.
¨¨¨¨...~=& police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them &=~...¨¨¨¨
¨¨,,¨,^\=#           indefenitely forever           #=\^,¨,,¨¨
..¨¨:*†^%£                                          £%^†*:¨¨..
....,,~~*¤ .                  .                   . ¤*~~,,....
....,^**¤¤ .       .       .       .       .      . ¤¤**^,....
.,~^*$¤### . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ###¤$*^~,.
.,~^*$¤### .      .       .       .       .       . ###¤$*^~,.
.,~^*$¤#@# .                   .                  . #@#¤$*^~,.
,^~:^$#@##                                          ##@#$^:~^,
¨,-:^%&¶## while  this is distressing at first  and ##¶&%^:-,¨
¨,,¨¨~/%*& can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most &*%/~¨¨,,¨
,~»:^£&&#£ store workers  are sympathetic and  will £#&&£^:»~,
.,~†*%&@## let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ##@&%*†~,.
,:~/%#@@##                                          ##@@#%/~:,
.,»^^¤#@##                                          ##@#¤^^»,.
.~-;=¤&¶@#                                          #@¶&¤=;-~.
,~~*†£#¶@#                                          #@¶#£†*~~,
.-»/=§££@#                                          #@££§=/»-.
                                                              
           * probably not true, idk