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§$%;»,¨¨,, shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ,,¨¨,»;%$§
£†;»,.,¨.,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ,.¨,.,»;†£
†*»,.,..,, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,,..,.,»*†
:»,...¨¨¨,         trigger void mart alarms.        ,¨¨¨...,»:
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:,,¨¨,.¨.¨ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ¨.¨.,¨¨,,:
¨¨.¨,¨,.,¨ can be put on  you as  a  punishment  by ¨,.,¨,¨.¨¨
,¨¨....¨.¨ police,   and   you  are  to  wear  them ¨.¨....¨¨,
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¤@$:~-,..¨ store workers  are  sympathetic and will ¨..,-~:$@¤
£§;«-,,.¨¨ let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. ¨¨.,,-«;§£
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           * probably not true, idk