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£¨¤,#¨¤,@¨ *               HANDCUFFS              § £,¤@.§.,§.
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§.§¨#,&.§¨ shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only #¨,&,¤.@£.
#,§,¤¨#,¤,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¤.#¤.@..@¨
@,§.@,#.@. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £.,§¨#¨§£.
§,§,&,§¨#¨        trigger void mart alarms.         §.§#¨§,¨£.
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@.¤,§¨¤¨#, however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs #.£@.&¨¨¤,
@¨£¨&,¤¨&. can be put  on  you  as a punishment  by @,,¤¨£¨@#¨
@¨§,@¨&.¤. police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them £.¤#¨£,.£,
&¨&¨¤,£.#.           indefenitely forever           #.,§,§,&¤,
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&¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨                  ¨                   ¨ &¨¨&¨&¨&&¨
&¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ &¨&&¨&¨¨&¨
&¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ &¨¨&¨&¨&&¨
&¨&¨&¨&¨&¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ &¨&&¨&¨¨&¨
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£.#¨§¨@¨@. can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most @¨#@¨&¨¨@.
&,&.&.£¨&¨ store  workers are sympathetic and  will @.,¤.&¨#£.
§.§.¤.&¨@, let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. @.@¤.&.,@,
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           * probably not true, idk