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..,¨.»/$§£ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only £§$/».¨,..
,,.-«^^@@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@@^^«-.,,
.,-»*†@¶## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##¶@†*»-,.
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,..^=*†§#@ however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs @#§†*=^..,
,¨¨.,«^%@£ can be  put  on  you  as a punishment by £@%^«,.¨¨,
,,¨¨.^~/†@ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them @†/~^.¨¨,,
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.¨.:-^*¤¶@ can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most @¶¤*^-:.¨.
,¨,¨:«^=## store  workers are sympathetic and  will ##=^«:¨,¨,
.¨.,.,«^%§ let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. §%^«,.,.¨.
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           * probably not true, idk