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#@¤$%\=.¨. %               HANDCUFFS              * .¨.=\%$¤@#
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$%†~^,.,., shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ,.,.,^~†%$
%/-:¨.¨...  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ...¨.¨:-/%
\~~¨.¨¨.,. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .,.¨¨.¨~~\
«-,¨.,.,,.         trigger void mart alarms.        .,,.,.¨,-«
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,¨,¨.¨..¨¨ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ¨¨..¨.¨,¨,
~,.¨,,.¨¨. can be  put  on you as  a  punishment by .¨¨.,,¨.,~
~,,.¨..¨.¨ police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them ¨.¨..¨.,,~
/~,.,,...,           indefenitely forever           ,...,,.,~/
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@&§§:-~... . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . ...~-:§§&@
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&£†*-,,¨,, can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ,,¨,,-*†£&
$*:~~,¨¨,. store workers are  sympathetic and  will .,¨¨,~~:*$
†/=-¨.¨.¨. let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. .¨.¨.¨-=/†
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           * probably not true, idk