HANDCUFFS               
  
                                          
 shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only 
  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  
 know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only 
         trigger void mart alarms.        
                                          
 however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs 
 can be put  on  you as  a  punishment by 
 police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them 
           indefenitely forever           
                                          
                                       
                                    
   And They Will Trigger All Alarms   
                                    
                                       
                                          
 while this is  distressing at  first and 
 can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most 
 store  workers are sympathetic and  will 
 let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 * probably not true, idk