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,,,.-^§%¤@ shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only @¤%§^-.,,,
,,.,:«*†%@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @%†*«:,.,,
¨,..¨,«†%§ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only §%†«,¨..,¨
,,,.¨,:=;§        trigger void mart alarms.         §;=:,¨.,,,
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,¨.,¨.¨,^~ however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ~^,¨.¨,.¨,
.¨¨¨.¨.,¨. can  be  put on you  as  a punishment by .¨,.¨.¨¨¨.
.¨.,¨.¨,.~ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them ~.,¨.¨,.¨.
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...^=/†¤&£ . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . £&¤†/=^...
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.,.~~;=@£# while this  is distressing  at first and #£@=;~~.,.
¨¨¨..~^=$# can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most #$=^~..¨¨¨
¨¨,,,~~*%§ store  workers are sympathetic  and will §%*~~,,,¨¨
,,,,.¨.-†% let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. %†-.¨.,,,,
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           * probably not true, idk