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.,~/†%%@@#     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     #@@%%†/~,.
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.....~††@# I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY #@††~.....
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.,~/†%%%@@          ##/~,. ALCOHOL .,~/##           @@%%%†/~,.
.......~†@          ##/~,. ALCOHOL .,~/##           @†~.......
...,,/†%%@           ##/~,. ALCOHOL .,~/##          @%%†/,,...
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.,~/†%@### I DONT KNOW,  I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ###@%†/~,.
.,/†%@#### DOPAMINE  RELEASE? IODK AND THERE'S THIS ####@%†/,.
.,~/†%@###       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ###@%†/~,.
.....~††%#             IN THE END, SWEET            #%††~.....
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....,/†@@# AROUND THIRTY  PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL #@@†/,....
....,//%@# ENTERS THE BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY  IN  THE #@%//,....
..,,,~†%%# MOUTH, OR SO I'VE  HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP #%%†~,,,..
.,~/†%@###           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           ###@%†/~,.
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.,~/†%%%@@           .,~/†%@#####@%†/~,.            @@%%%†/~,.
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.,~/†%@### FINALLY SOMEONE  LET ME OUT OF MY  DRUNK ###@%†/~,.
...,,~†@## TIME  FOR   ME   IS  BEAUTIFUL   CUZ  IM ##@†~,,...
....,~††@#              INFINITY MUNK               #@††~,....
.,~/†%@### I CAN DO  IT ANYWAY INSIDE AND  WITHSIDE ###@%†/~,.
.....,~†@#                AM SIDE AND               #@†~,.....
......,/%# IM  A  SPHERICAL  ENTITY! IM  FROM OUTER #%/,......
.,~/†%@###                 SPACE...                 ###@%†/~,.
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..,~~/%@@# OKI  I  JUST DRANK  THREE  MOUTHFULLS OF #@@%/~~,..
...,,~††@@ WINE.  I DRANK  FOUR  STRONG  BEERS  AND @@††~,,...
.,~†%@#### MAYBE THREE OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF  WINE. ####@%†~,.
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.,~/†%#### A  THING  I DONT  CARE  ABOUT THE  TASTE ####%†/~,.
..,~~~/%## ANYMORE I DO  AT THE START BUT  NOT NOW. ##%/~~~,..
..,~~/†@## THERES A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM  CARE  TO ##@†/~~,..
....,//%%@                 NOT CARE                 @%%//,....
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...,,,/†%@ HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD  ON  SOME   WEURD @%†/,,,...
.....~~/%# FINGER ON MY FINGER THEN  YESTERDAY  AND #%/~~.....
.,~/†%%%%@ I  ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE @%%%%†/~,.
.,~/†%@### TOILET LOL  MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ###@%†/~,.
.......~†@ WRONG WITH  F  -INGER.  I  MEAN  WITH MY @†~.......
.,~/†%@@@@ LEFT INDEX FINGER NOTJING WRONG  WITH MY @@@@%†/~,.
....,,/†%@ RIGHT  CHOPPED  MYSELF   WITH   ,AN  AXE @%†/,,....
....~///%#                    SO                    #%///~....
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.,~/†%@### WTF IS WHY  HAVE I THE  WRONG  FINGER AS ###@%†/~,.
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.,~/†%@### READ  MORE   ABOUT  TYPES   OF   ALCOHOL ###@%†/~,.
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....,~†@@@ †  BEER  .  WINE   .  CIDER   .   KIR  † @@@†~,....
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