4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     
                                          
 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY 
                                          
            4LCOHOL           
            4LCOHOL           
            4LCOHOL           
                                          
 1 DONT KNOW,  1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. 
 DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S  TH1S 
       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       
            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             
                                          
 4ROUND TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL 
 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M  4LR3ADY 1N  TH3 
 MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD.  GOT TO LOOK UP 
           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           
                                          
                       
                                          
 F1N4LLY SOM3ONE  L3T  M3 OUT OF MY DRUNK 
 T1M3   FOR   M3  1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ  1M 
              1NFINITY MUNK               
 1  C4N DO 1T  4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 
                4M S1D3 4ND               
 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY! 1M FROM  OUT3R 
                 SP4C3...                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 OK1  1  JUST  DR4NK THR3E  MOUTHFULLS OF 
 W1N3.  1  DR4NK  FOUR STRONG  B3ERS  4ND 
 M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. 
                                          
 4  TH1NG  1  DONT C4R3 4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 
 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. 
 TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM C4R3  TO 
                 NOT C4R3                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 H4HA  SUDD3NLY   O  H4D  ON  SOM3  W3URD 
 F1NG3R  ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND 
 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D  TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 
 TO1L3T  LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG 
 WRONG W1TH F  -1NG3R.  1  M34N  W1TH  MY 
 L3FT 1ND3X  F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY 
 R1GHT   CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH  ,4N  4X3 
                    SO                    
                                          
 WTF 1S WHY H4V3  1 TH3 WRONG  F1NG3R  4S 
                  D3F4ULT                 
                                          
                       
                                          
 R34D   MOR3  4BOUT   TYP3S  OF   4LCOHOL 
                                          
   B3ER     W1N3     C1D3R     K1R