¨¨¨§§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨¨§§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨          #£=«-¨ 4LCOHOL ¨-«=£#           §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨          #£=«-¨ 4LCOHOL ¨-«=£#           §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨          #£=«-¨ 4LCOHOL ¨-«=£#           §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ 1 DONT  KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S  TH1S §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF  TH3 4LCOHOL §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ 3NTERS  TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY  1N TH3 §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ MOUTH,  OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨           ¨-«=*£§£###£§£*=«-¨            §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T  M3 OUT  OF MY DRUNK §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ T1M3   FOR  M3  1S   B34UT1FUL  CUZ   1M §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨              1NFINITY MUNK               §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ 1 C4N DO 1T  4NYWAY 1NSID3  4ND W1THSID3 §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                4M S1D3 4ND               §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY!  1M FROM  OUT3R §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                 SP4C3...                 §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨            ##£§£*=«-¨-«=*£§£##           §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ OK1 1  JUST DR4NK  THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ W1N3.  1  DR4NK FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ M4YB3 THR3E  OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ 4  TH1NG  1 DONT  C4R3 4BOUT  TH3  T4ST3 §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ 4NYMOR3  1 DO  4T TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE GO1NG  FROM C4R3  TO §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                 NOT C4R3                 §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨            ¨-«=*£§£###£§£*=«-¨           §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D   ON  SOM3  W3URD §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ F1NG3R  ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1  W4S ON TH3 §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ TO1L3T LOL MBUT  W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ WRONG  W1TH  F  -1NG3R.  1 M34N  W1TH MY §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R  NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ R1GHT  CHOPP3D  MYS3LF   W1TH  ,4N   4X3 §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                    SO                    §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨ WTF  1S WHY H4V3  1  TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                 D3F4ULT                  §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨            ##£§£*=«-¨-«=*£§£##           §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ R34D   MOR3   4BOUT  TYP3S  OF   4LCOHOL §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨ *  B3ER  ¨  W1N3  ¨  C1D3R   ¨   K1R   * §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨                                          §¨§¨§¨¨§¨§