..&&.&.&.. &&&&&&&&&&
.&.&&&&&.. .........&
&&&....&.& ........&&
..&...&&&& .......&..
.&&..&.... ......&&..
&.&.&&.... .....&.&..
&&&&.&...& 4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4 ....&&&&.&
...&&&..&. ...&...&&.
..&..&.&&. 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ..&&..&.&.
.&&.&&&.&. .&.&.&&&&.
&.&&..&&&. ##/«,. 4LCOHOL .,«/## &&&&&...&.
&&.&.&..&& ##/«,. 4LCOHOL .,«/## ....&..&&&
.&&&&&.&.. ##/«,. 4LCOHOL .,«/## ...&&.&...
&....&&&.& ..&.&&&...
&...&..&&& 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. .&&&..&..&
&..&&.&... DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S &..&.&&.&.
&.&.&&&... F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS &.&&&.&&&&
&&&&..&..& 1N TH3 END, SW3ET &&..&&....
...&.&&.&& .&.&.&...&
..&&&.&&.. 4ROUND TH1RTY P3RCENT OF TH3 4LCOHOL &&&&&&..&&
.&..&&.&.& 3NTERS TH3 BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY 1N TH3 .....&.&.&
&&.&.&&&&& MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ....&&&&&&
.&&&&....& TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T. ...&......
&...&...&& ..&&......
&..&&..&.. .,«/*%&#####&%*/«,. .&.&.....&
&.&.&.&&.. &&&&....&.
&&&&&&.&.. F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT OF MY DRUNK ...&...&&&
.....&&&.& T1M3 FOR M3 1S B34UT1FUL CUZ 1M ..&&..&...
....&..&&. 1NFINITY MUNK .&.&.&&...
...&&.&.&& 1 C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 &&&&&.&...
..&.&&&&.& 4M S1D3 4ND ....&&&...
.&&&...&&& 1M 4 SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY! 1M FROM OUT3R ...&..&...
&..&..&... SP4C3... ..&&.&&...
&.&&.&&... .&.&&.&..&
&&.&&.&... ###&%*/«,.,«/*%&### &&&.&&&.&.
.&&.&&&..& ..&&..&&&&
&.&&..&.&& OK1 1 JUST DR4NK THR3E MOUTHFULLS OF .&.&.&...&
&&.&.&&&.& W1N3. 1 DR4NK FOUR STRONG B3ERS 4ND &&&&&&..&.
.&&&&..&&& M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. .....&.&&&
&...&.&..& ....&&&..&
&..&&&&.&& 4 TH1NG 1 DONT C4R3 4BOUT TH3 T4ST3 ...&..&.&.
&.&...&&.& 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. ..&&.&&&&&
&&&..&.&&& TH3RES 4 T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM C4R3 TO .&.&&.....
..&.&&&... NOT C4R3 &&&.&....&
.&&&..&..& ..&&&...&&
&..&.&&.&& .,«/*%&#####&%*/«,. .&..&..&.&
&.&&&.&&.& &&.&&.&&&.
&&..&&.&&. H4HA SUDD3NLY O H4D ON SOM3 W3URD .&&.&&..&&
.&.&.&&.&& F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND &.&&.&.&..
&&&&&.&&.& 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 &&.&&&&&..
....&&.&&. TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG .&&....&.&
...&.&&.&. WRONG W1TH F -1NG3R. 1 M34N W1TH MY &.&...&&&&
..&&&.&&&. L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY &&&..&...&
.&..&&..&& R1GHT CHOPP3D MYS3LF W1TH ,4N 4X3 ..&.&&..&&
&&.&.&.&.. SO .&&&.&.&.&
.&&&&&&&.. &..&&&&&&.
&......&.& WTF 1S WHY H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S &.&.....&.
&.....&&&. D3F4ULT &&&....&&&
&....&..&& ..&...&...
&...&&.&.. ###&%*/«,.,«/*%&### .&&..&&..&
&..&.&&&.& &.&.&.&.&.
&.&&&..&&. R34D MOR3 4BOUT TYP3S OF 4LCOHOL &&&&&&&&&&
&&..&.&.&& ..........
.&.&&&&&.. * B3ER . W1N3 . C1D3R . K1R * .........&
&&&....&.& ........&&
..&...&&&& .......&..
.&&..&.... ......&&..
&.&.&&.... .....&.&..
&&&&.&...& ....&&&&.&
...&&&..&. ...&...&&.