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,,,,,,&&&&     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     &&,,&&,,&&
,&&&&,,&&&                                          ,,,,,,,,,,
,,&&,,,,&& 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY &&&&&&&&&&
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&&&&,,,,,,          #£:~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~:£#           &&&&&&&&,,
,&&,,&&&&,          #£:~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~:£#           &&&&&&&,,,
,,,,,,&&,,           #£:~,, 4LCOHOL ,,~:£#          &&&&&&,,&&
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,,&&,,&&&& 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY,  B3C4USE ON3. &&&&,,&&&&
,,,,,,,&&, DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK  4ND TH3RE'S TH1S &&&,,,,&&,
&&&&&&,,,,       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       &&,,&&,,,,
,&&&&,,&&,            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             &,,,,,,&&,
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&,,,,&&&&, 4ROUND  TH1RTY P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL ,,,&&,,&&&
,,&&,,&&,, 3NTERS TH3  BLOODSTR34M  4LR3ADY 1N  TH3 &&,,,,,,&&
,,,,,,,,,, MOUTH, OR  SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP &,,&&&&,,,
&&&&&&&&&&           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ,,,,&&,,&&
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&&&&&&&&,,           ,,~:%@&£###£&@%:~,,            ,,,,&&&&,,
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,,&&&&,,,, F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT  OF  MY DRUNK ,,,,,,,,&&
,,,&&,,&&, T1M3  FOR   M3  1S  B34UT1FUL   CUZ   1M &&&&&&&,,,
&&,,,,,,,,               1NFINITY MUNK              &&&&&&,,&&
&,,&&&&&&, 1 C4N  DO 1T 4NYWAY  1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 &&&&&,,,,&
,,,,&&&&,,               4M S1D3 4ND                &&&&,,&&,,
&&&,,&&,,, 1M  4 SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY!  1M  FROM  OUT3R &&&,,,,,,&
&&,,,,,,&&                 SP4C3...                 &&,,&&&&,,
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,,&&&&,,&& OK1  1  JUST DR4NK  THR3E MOUTHFULLS  OF ,,&&,,,,,,
&,,&&,,,,, W1N3.  1  DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS 4ND &,,,,&&&&&
,,,,,,&&&& M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS  OF W1N3. ,,&&,,&&&&
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,,&&,,,,,, 4  TH1NG 1  DONT  C4R3  4BOUT TH3  T4ST3 ,,&&&&,,,,
&,,,,&&&&& 4NYMOR3  1 DO 4T TH3 ST4RT BUT  NOT NOW. ,,,&&,,&&&
,,&&,,&&&& TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE  GO1NG FROM C4R3  TO &&,,,,,,&&
,,,,,,,&&,                 NOT C4R3                 ,,,&&&&,,,
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,&&,,&&,,& H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D   ON  SOM3  W3URD ,,,&&&&,,,
,,,,,,,,,, F1NG3R  ON MY F1NG3R TH3N  Y3STERD4Y 4ND &&,,&&,,&&
,&&&&&&&&, 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON  TH3 &,,,,,,,,,
,,&&&&&&,, TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE  W4S SOM3TH1NG ,,&&&&&&&&
,,,&&&&,,, WRONG W1TH  F  -1NG3R.  1  M34N  W1TH MY ,,,&&&&&&,
&&,,&&,,&& L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG  W1TH MY &&,,&&&&,,
,,,,,,,,,& R1GHT  CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH  ,4N   4X3 &,,,,&&,,,
&&&&&&&&,,                    SO                    ,,&&,,,,&&
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&&&&&&,,&& WTF  1S WHY H4V3 1 TH3  WRONG F1NG3R  4S ,,&&,,,,,,
,&&&&,,,,&                  D3F4ULT                 ,,,,,&&&&,
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&,,&&&&,,, R34D   MOR3   4BOUT  TYP3S  OF   4LCOHOL &,,,,&&,,&
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&&&,,,,,,, %   B3ER  ,  W1N3  ,  C1D3R  ,   K1R   % ,,,,,&&&&&
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