(1C4RUS)                 
                                          
 1   H4D   TH1S  1D34   TH4T   YOU  COULD 
  CONSTRUCT R34L1TY CHECKS (4S FOR LUC1D  
 DR34M1NG,  WH3RE  YOU'D L34RN TH1S H4B1T 
 OF  TRY1NG TO  SN34K1LY BR34K  TH3 RUL3S 
 OF  C4USAL1TY   OR  PHYS1CS,   SUCH   4S 
 FL1PPING 4  L1GHT  SW1TCH  TO S3E  1F 1T 
 4CTUALLY   TURNS  OFF  TH3  L1GHTS,   OR 
 TRY1NG  TO   G3T  YOUR  H4NDS  TO  PH4S3 
 TOG3THER. TH3 THOUGHT  B31NG TH4T 1F 4NY 
 OF  TH3 "CH3CKS"  4CTUALLY WORK3D, YOU'D 
 KNOW  YOU  W3RE  DR34M1NG)  FOR   D4TURA 
                  PL4NTS.                 
                                          
 1  THOUGHT, YOU  COULD  G3T 1N TH3 H4B1T 
 OF THROW1NG TH1NGS ON  TH3 GROUND,  L1K3 
    P3NS. M34NT TO PORTR4Y C1G4R3TTES,    
 B3C4USE  3VERYONE WHO DO3S D4TURA SMOK3S 
 C1G4R3TTES.  (TH3Y  1N F4CT 4R3N'T,  4ND 
 SO   SOON3R  OR  L4T3R   TH3  C1G4R3TTES 
 D1S4PP3AR, 4ND  TH3Y S34RCH TH3  GROUND, 
 BUT NOTH1NG'S  TH3RE.) THROW1NG  P3NS ON 
 TH3  GROUND  4ND P1CKING  TH3M B4CK  UP. 
 4ND B3 R34LLY CONC3RNED 1F TH3Y  W3REN'T 
               TO B3 TH3RE.               
                                          
 TH1S  1S  PROB4BLY  NOT  HOW  D3L1RI4NTS 
 WORK.    BUT   1    H4D   TH3   THOUGHT.