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,,-**£@@@# shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only #@@@£**-,,
¨,«^§@##@#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #@##@§^«,¨
,^=^*£¤@## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##@¤£*^=^,
¨,.:^»*$*#        trigger void mart alarms.         #*$*»^:.,¨
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¨,,¨..:^†¤ can  be  put  on you  as a punishment by ¤†^:..¨,,¨
¨,-;§§#@## police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ##@#§§;-,¨
.,-\/*§&§#           indefenitely forever           #§&§*/\-,.
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¨-»;^&¤££# ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ #££¤&^;»-¨
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,¨¨,¨^-†%£ while  this  is distressing at first and £%†-^¨,¨¨,
¨:~.-*†§££ can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most ££§†*-.~:¨
¨:~«†\£¤## store  workers are sympathetic and  will ##¤£\†«~:¨
,:-††@¤#@# let   you   go   if    you   ask   them. #@#¤@††-:,
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           * probably not true, idk