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,¨..,,~=*% shoplifters  know  aldi  alarm tags only %*=~,,..¨,
¨¨,,.¨,--†  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  †--,¨.,,¨¨
,..,.,~=*$ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only $*=~,.,..,
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,¨¨,~†%§¤# however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs #¤§%†~,¨¨,
¨.~=\=%#@# can be put on  you as  a  punishment  by #@#%=\=~.¨
,~~:=§§### police,  and   you  are   to  wear  them ###§§=:~~,
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¨,.^~=%£§# can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most #§£%=~^.,¨
,,:=^%§&## store  workers are  sympathetic and will ##&§%^=:,,
¨~-:§$§### let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ###§$§:-~¨
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           * probably not true, idk