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¨,,..,,,.. shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ..,,,..,,¨
.,¨,¨,¨,¨¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨¨,¨,¨,¨,.
,,,.¨.¨,¨, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,¨,¨.¨.,,,
¨,..¨..,.,        trigger void mart alarms.         ,.,..¨..,¨
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.¨.¨,,,,,, however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ,,,,,,¨.¨.
..¨¨.,,..¨ can be  put on  you as  a punishment  by ¨..,,.¨¨..
:¨,.¨¨.... police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them ....¨¨.,¨:
-,,¨¨.,,¨,           indefenitely forever           ,¨,,.¨¨,,-
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@£^:=-..¨. store  workers  are sympathetic and will .¨..-=:^£@
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           * probably not true, idk