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.£¨@&,&.£.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  £.¤.§¨#.¤,
@@,¨¤,£¨&¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only £¨¤¨§.@,§,
.¤,§&¨#,&.         trigger void mart alarms.        §¨&,@,§,&.
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¨§.&#¨§¨¤, however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs ¤¨@¨#¨&.@¨
&&¨.@,§,¤, can be  put on  you as a  punishment  by ¤.§.§¨@,£¨
,¤.£@¨#¨£¨ police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them &.¤¨&,&,£.
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¤@,¨¤,#¨@, store workers are  sympathetic and  will @,§,@.#,¤¨
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           * probably not true, idk