From  The Grimy Dog-Eat-Dog Outside With 
 Decomposing Pavement And Rusty Claws  Of 
    Annoying Creatures, Inject Yourself   
 Into  The Conditional Womb That  Is  The 
               Grocery Store              
                                          
                We'Ve Got                 
                                          
                       
           Cold Bright Light            
                       
                                          
                
        Food (With Preservative)        
                
                                          
                          
             Security Guard             
                          
                                          
 And  You  Are  Very  Welcome  To Stay As 
 Long  As  You   Can  Be  Counted  On  To 
                Transact.