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.,:»/^$¤¶# shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only #¶¤$^/»:,.
¨,~^*$§£##  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ##£§$*^~,¨
,¨.«†%$§£# know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only #£§$%†«.¨,
,,,,=\*¤£#         trigger void mart alarms.        #£¤*\=,,,,
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¨...¨,-^%& however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs &%^-,¨...¨
¨,¨,.¨,-\† can be put  on you  as  a  punishment by †\-,¨.,¨,¨
¨¨¨.¨,,:«^ police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ^«:,,¨.¨¨¨
.¨¨,.,-~\%           indefenitely forever           %\~-,.,¨¨.
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¨¨,~=†@&@# ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ #@&@†=~,¨¨
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...¨,«†§@@ while this is distressing  at  first and @@§†«,¨...
....,:-:%£ can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most £%:-:,....
.,,,¨,-«;= store  workers are sympathetic  and will =;«-,¨,,,.
,.¨,.¨,^~^ let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ^~^,¨.,¨.,
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           * probably not true, idk