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,.¨¨¨..,,:                                          :,,..¨¨¨.,
,,,.,,.¨¨. shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only .¨¨.,,.,,,
,,¨.,,,,,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,,,,,.¨,,
¨..,¨,,¨.. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ..¨,,¨,..¨
,.¨¨.,.¨¨¨         trigger void mart alarms.        ¨¨¨.,.¨¨.,
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.¨..,..¨.~ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ~.¨..,..¨.
,¨..,.¨,:» can be  put  on you  as a  punishment by »:,¨.,..¨,
¨,¨¨,¨,.~^ police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them ^~.,¨,¨¨,¨
.,,.¨,^~=^           indefenitely forever           ^=~^,¨.,,.
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,,,-~^%¤§@ ,       ,       ,      ,       ,       , @§¤%^~-,,,
,,-~^%¤§@# , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , #@§¤%^~-,,
,-~^%¤§@## ,      ,       ,       ,       ,       , ##@§¤%^~-,
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,.¨,,=^^$£ while this is distressing  at first  and £$^^=,,¨.,
,,,,¨:~/*¤ can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ¤*/~:¨,,,,
¨...,¨~~\$ store workers are  sympathetic and  will $\~~¨,...¨
.,,¨,¨.:=: let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. :=:.¨,¨,,.
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           * probably not true, idk