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¨¨¨¨,,¨¨.¨ $               HANDCUFFS              $ ¨.¨¨,,¨¨¨¨
.¨¨.¨..,., #£~~-~«-~~«~^,,..¨..,,¨.¨.,-:«~=-»»«»-%# ,.,..¨.¨¨.
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,¨¨,¨¨.¨,¨ shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only ¨,¨.¨¨,¨¨,
¨.¨¨.,,.¨.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .¨.,,.¨¨.¨
.,¨,¨.,,.¨ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ¨.,,.¨,¨,.
,,¨¨,¨,,¨:         trigger void mart alarms.        :¨,,¨,¨¨,,
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¨,.,..,^=* however,  if  you  get  caught handcuffs *=^,..,.,¨
....,¨~=†† can be  put on  you  as a  punishment by ††=~¨,....
¨¨¨,.:«/§% police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them %§/«:.,¨¨¨
.¨,,-=;$¤§           indefenitely forever           §¤$;=-,,¨.
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¨¨-~\%££## ¨                  ¨                   ¨ ##££%\~-¨¨
¨-~\%££### ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ ###££%\~-¨
¨¨-~\%££## ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ##££%\~-¨¨
¨¨¨-~\%££# ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ #££%\~-¨¨¨
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¨,,¨,,-~^§ while this  is distressing  at first and §^~-,,¨,,¨
,¨,,..¨~~: can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most :~~¨..,,¨,
¨,,.,¨¨¨.~ store  workers  are sympathetic and will ~.¨¨¨,.,,¨
.¨¨......, let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. ,......¨¨.
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           * probably not true, idk