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,,¨,....¨¨ $               HANDCUFFS              § ¨¨....,¨,,
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,,¨,¨¨.¨¨. shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only .¨¨.¨¨,¨,,
,,¨..,¨.,.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .,.¨,..¨,,
..¨,.¨¨,¨, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,¨,¨¨.,¨..
-~,¨,¨.,¨¨        trigger void mart alarms.         ¨¨,.¨,¨,~-
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*\»...,,,¨ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs ¨,,,...»\*
$$=~,¨,... can  be  put  on you as a punishment  by ...,¨,~=$$
@@*^«..¨,. police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them .,¨..«^*@@
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†~.¨,,.,., while  this is distressing  at first and ,.,.,,¨.~†
~,¨..,.¨¨. can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most .¨¨.,..¨,~
.¨¨¨.¨,,,, store workers  are  sympathetic and will ,,,,¨.¨¨¨.
,,...¨..¨. let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. .¨..¨...,,
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           * probably not true, idk