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,..¨.,..., #$«~«»~=««=.,,.,,,,¨..¨.¨^:-~~»~«~~«~-§# ,...,.¨..,
¨,¨,¨.¨,., *               HANDCUFFS              & ,.,¨.¨,¨,¨
,¨.,,..¨.¨ #§=»»~«»==-:-,:¨¨¨¨..,,¨,:.,,~««-~=~~=$# ¨.¨..,,.¨,
,.,.,¨.¨.~                                          ~.¨.¨,.,.,
¨,.¨.,¨¨,~ shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ~,¨¨,.¨.,¨
,...¨.¨,-=  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  =-,¨.¨...,
..,,,,.-\* know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only *\-.,,,,..
.¨¨¨¨~~=$&         trigger void mart alarms.        &$=~~¨¨¨¨.
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¨,,:-\=@@@ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs @@@=\-:,,¨
,¨^~\%§@## can  be put  on you as  a punishment  by ##@§%\~^¨,
.,«**&£@## police,   and  you   are  to  wear  them ##@£&**«,.
.¨--:§§¶##           indefenitely forever           ##¶§§:--¨.
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¨¨¨¨:~/^#¶ ¨                   ¨                  ¨ ¶#^/~:¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨:~/^# ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ #^/~:¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨:~/^ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ^/~:¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~/ ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨ /~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:~ ¨                   ¨                  ¨ ~:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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,.,...,¨¨. while this is distressing at  first  and .¨¨,...,.,
,,...¨.¨¨, can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ,¨¨.¨...,,
,¨.,¨.,¨¨, store  workers are sympathetic  and will ,¨¨,.¨,.¨,
,¨.¨¨..¨¨, let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. ,¨¨..¨¨.¨,
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,,,.,¨,¨¨,                                          ,¨¨,¨,.,,,
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           * probably not true, idk