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,¨.¨:~:*%¤ shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only ¤%*:~:¨.¨,
¨.,.~^*$£#  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  #£$*^~.,.¨
,,:=:*$&## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##&$*:=:,,
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¨..¨-=;=£@ can be put  on  you  as a  punishment by @£=;=-¨..¨
,¨.~-*†@¤# police,   and  you  are   to  wear  them #¤@†*-~.¨,
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,¨-~:%@&£@ while this is distressing  at  first and @£&@%:~-¨,
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           * probably not true, idk