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,,¨...,.,, #£==»»~«~--:.~~.....¨¨¨.,,..-~~»=»~~-~$# ,,.,...¨,,
.¨¨..,¨¨.. £               HANDCUFFS              $ ..¨¨,..¨¨.
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,,,¨¨.,.¨, shoplifters  know aldi  alarm tags  only ,¨.,.¨¨,,,
,,.,¨..,~~  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ~~,..¨,.,,
¨¨¨,..,:-\ know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only \-:,..,¨¨¨
,.,,,.,«^§        trigger void mart alarms.         §^«,.,,,.,
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¨,..~=;$@§ however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs §@$;=~..,¨
.¨..~:=*## can be put  on you  as a  punishment  by ##*=:~..¨.
..:~\*%§£# police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them #£§%*\~:..
¨:~:*%¤£##           indefenitely forever           ##£¤%*:~:¨
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¨¨¨-»*§££# ¨                  ¨                   ¨ #££§*»-¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-»*§££ ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨       ¨ ££§*»-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-»*§£ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ £§*»-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨-»*§ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨ §*»-¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨-»* ¨                   ¨                  ¨ *»-¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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,.,.¨¨,¨.: while this  is distressing at  first and :.¨,¨¨.,.,
¨.¨,¨..¨,. can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most .,¨..¨,¨.¨
.,,¨.¨,¨,, store workers are  sympathetic and  will ,,¨,¨.¨,,.
,,..,¨¨,¨¨ let   you   go   if   you    ask   them. ¨¨,¨¨,..,,
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           * probably not true, idk