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;~-¨.,¨.¨¨                                          ¨¨.¨,.¨-~;
%^=,.¨¨¨¨, shoplifters know  aldi alarm  tags  only ,¨¨¨¨.,=^%
£**-,¨.,¨.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .¨,.¨,-**£
#¤=:--..¨. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .¨..--:=¤#
#@#*/~,.,.         trigger void mart alarms.        .,.,~/*#@#
#@£#=/=..¨                                          ¨..=/=#£@#
###@&$/«^. however,  if you  get  caught  handcuffs .^«/$&@###
###@%†«^.. can be put on  you  as  a  punishment by ..^«†%@###
@@#*:~^¨¨, police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them ,¨¨^~:*#@@
¶&%;~.¨,¨,           indefenitely forever           ,¨,¨.~;%&¶
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*«:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:«*
«:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:«
*«:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨       ¨       ¨       ¨      ¨       ¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:«*
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#§§=«,¨,., while  this is distressing at first  and ,.,¨,«=§§#
@£&%†=,,., can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most ,.,,=†%&£@
#@@¤^/~,.¨ store  workers are  sympathetic and will ¨.,~/^¤@@#
#####%/«^. let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. .^«/%#####
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           * probably not true, idk