HANDCUFFS               
  
                                          
 shoplifters  know aldi  alarm  tags only 
  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  
 know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only 
        trigger void mart alarms.         
                                          
 however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs 
 can be put on you  as  a  punishment  by 
 police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them 
           indefenitely forever           
                                          
                                       
                                    
   And They Will Trigger All Alarms   
                                    
                                       
                                          
 while  this is  distressing at first and 
 can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most 
 store workers are  sympathetic and  will 
 let   you   go   if   you   ask    them. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 * probably not true, idk