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#£¤@††=..¨ shoplifters  know aldi alarm  tags  only ¨..=††@¤£#
##@#%=†-:,  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ,:-†=%#@##
##&§$\»:., know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,.:»\$§&##
#§£%;=^.¨.        trigger void mart alarms.         .¨.^=;%£§#
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%*»,¨¨,¨.. can  be put on  you  as  a punishment by ..¨,¨¨,»*%
^«:.¨,.,,, police,  and  you   are  to  wear   them ,,,.,¨.:«^
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#@&%%^~-.. store  workers are sympathetic  and will ..-~^%%&@#
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           * probably not true, idk