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..~«*=%#¶#           # # . BITCOIN . # #            #¶#%=*«~..
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.....~«*=% BITCOIN IS  A CRYPTO COIN,  CRYPTO  HERE %=*«~.....
......~«*= MEANING  "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS =*«~......
.......~«* INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  *«~.......
........~« THIS  IS A  SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING ON «~........
.........~ THE  INTERNET - IN FACT, IF YOU  WERE TO ~.........
.......... REMOVE A BITCOIN  FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT ..........
..........     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     ..........
..........                WORTHLESS.                ..........
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........~« IT  WORKS  LIKE THIS:  IF  YOU MAKE YOUR «~........
.......~«* COMPUTER  CREATE  A  LOT  OF HEAT,  IT'S *«~.......
......~«*= REWARDED WITH  BITCOIN,  AS A  TOKEN  OF =*«~......
.....~«*=%       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       %=*«~.....
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...~«*=%#¶ THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS  TO SIGN A ¶#%=*«~...
..~«*=%#¶# DOCUMENT  STATING  THAT  THOSE COINS ARE #¶#%=*«~..
.~«*=%#¶## ACTUALLY YOURS.  YOU CAN  THEN SEND THEM ##¶#%=*«~.
..~«*=%#¶# TO  OTHERS,  GENERATING A  NEW  DOCUMENT #¶#%=*«~..
...~«*=%#¶          FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.           ¶#%=*«~...
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.....~«*=% AND  BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE  DEEP NOW,  YOU %=*«~.....
......~«*= HAVE  TO  SIGN   A   LOT  OF   DOCUMENTS =*«~......
.......~«* YOURSELF,  AND KEEP TRACK OF WHO  SIGNED *«~.......
........~« WHAT,  AND  LOOK FOR FORGED  SIGNATURES, «~........
.........~ AND  PROBABLY FORGE  A  FEW  YOURSELF... ~.........
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.......... ALSO,  IN  THE   END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK. ..........
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