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,&,,,,&,&&                                          &,&,&,&&&,
&&,,,&&&,&                #### #####                &&&&&&,,&,
,&,,&,,&&,                TAPE DREAM                ,,,,,&,&&&
&&,&&,&,&&                #### #####                ,,,,&&&,,&
,&&,&&&&,&                                          ,,,&,,&,&,
&,&&,,,&&& FOR  STORING  MUSIC  ON. ALSO  DATA  BUT ,,&&,&&&&,
&&,&,,&,,, AT  THIS  POINT   IN   TIME  THAT'S  NOT ,&,&&,,,&&
,&&&,&&,,&         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        &&&,&,,&,,
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&&&&,,,&&&     \\\\\\\\ TYPES OF TAPE \\\\\\\\      &&,&,&&&&,
,,,&,,&,,&                                          ,&&&&,,,&&
,,&&,&&,&&           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           &,,,&,,&,&
,&,&&,&&,&         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         &,,&&,&&&&
&&&,&&,&&,      CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO       &,&,&&,,,&
,,&&,&&,&&       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        &&&&,&,,&,
,&,&&,&&,&                                          ,,,&&&,&&,
&&&,&&,&&, RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE ,,&,,&&,&,
,,&&,&&,&,         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         ,&&,&,&&&&
,&,&&,&&&&                                          &,&&&&,,,&
&&&,&&,,,&                \\ BIAS \\                &&,,,&,,&&
,,&&,&,,&,                                          ,&,,&&,&,,
,&,&&&,&&, CLASS  I  USES  ONE HUNDRED  AND  TWENTY &&,&,&&&,,
&&&,,&&,&&   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ,&&&&,,&,,
,,&,&,&&,& USE    SEVENTY   OF   THE   SAME   UNIT. &,,,&,&&,&
,&&&&&,&&,                                          &,,&&&,&&&
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&,,,&,&&&,        %%%%%%%%% AHA AND %%%%%%%%%       &&&,&,&,&,
&,,&&&,,&,                                          ,,&&&&&&&&
&,&,,&,&&, CLASS IV IS  APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG  TO ,&,,,,,,,,
&&&,&&&,&, BE  USED  ON CLASS  I  PLAYERS. IT  WILL &&,,,,,,,&
,,&&,,&&&& SOUND   TOO  LOUND   AND  IT  CANNOT  BE ,&,,,,,,&,
,&,&,&,,,& COMPLETELY  ERASED. THIS  IS  VERY WELL. &&,,,,,&&,
&&&&&&,,&&  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   ,&,,,,&,&,
,,,,,&,&,&            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            &&,,,&&&&&
,,,,&&&&&&                                          ,&,,&,,,,&
,,,&,,,,,& THEY ALSO  GNAW AT THE TAPE  HEADS A BIT &&,&&,,,&&
,,&&,,,,&&     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      ,&&,&,,&,&
,&,&,,,&,&                                          &,&&&,&&&&
&&&&,,&&&,                                          &&,,&&,,,&
,,,&,&,,&&       \\\\\\\\ ARTIFACTS \\\\\\\\        ,&,&,&,,&,
,,&&&&,&,&                                          &&&&&&,&&,
,&,,,&&&&& GOOD TAPES  ARE DECENT AND  HAVE A  GOOD ,,,,,&&,&,
&&,,&,,,,& HIGH  FREQUENCY PRESENCE, BAD TAPES  ARE ,,,,&,&&&,
,&,&&,,,&& LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT  BAD. IDK, I KINDA ,,,&&&,,&&
&&&,&,,&,,                 LIKE IT.                 ,,&,,&,&,&
,,&&&,&&,,                                          ,&&,&&&&&,
,&,,&&,&,, BIAS  LOSS: IF  YOU FORGET THE BIAS  WHO &,&&,,,,&,
&&,&,&&&,& KNOWS   WHATS  EVEN  ON   THERE  ANYMORE &&,&,,,&&,
,&&&&,,&&&                                          ,&&&,,&,&&
&,,,&,&,,,  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  &,,&,&&&,&
&,,&&&&,,,   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   &,&&&,,&&,
&,&,,,&,,&                                          &&,,&,&,&&
&&&,,&&,&& WOW: A SLOWER FLUTTER,  USUALLY  SEVERAL ,&,&&&&&,,
,,&,&,&&,& SECONDS  LONG. WHAT  UP.  BOTH  OF THESE &&&,,,,&,&
,&&&&&,&&,   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    ,,&,,,&&&&
&,,,,&&,&&                                          ,&&,,&,,,&
&,,,&,&&,& PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES  RUB SOUND ON EACH &,&,&&,,&,
&,,&&&,&&& OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG &&&&,&,&&&
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