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.......&&& TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL 1N .....&.&&.
.......&.& TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. .......&&&
&........& 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST  4MOUNTS OF SM4LL .......&.&
&&.......& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4  SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. &........&
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.&&&...... MOST WORK  ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG .&&.......
.&.&&..... TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH .&&&......
...&&&.... 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO .&.&&.....
...&.&&... TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M ...&&&....
.....&&&..    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ...&.&&...
.....&.&&. D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &....&&&..
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&........&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &..&...&.&
&&.......& CL3RKS  TO PR4Y  TO TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R .&..&....&
.&&....... COMPUT3R,  OR TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 ..&..&...&
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&..&...&.&        »»# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #»»        ...&&&....
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..&..&...&     »»# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #»»     &....&&&..
...&..&...    »»# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #»»    &&...&.&&.
....&..&..     »»# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #»»     &&&....&&&
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.&&....&..     »»# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #»»     ..&.&&...&
.&&&....&.     »»# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #»»     ....&&&...
.&.&&....&   »»# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #»»   ....&.&&..
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...&.&&...   »»# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #»»    &.....&.&&
&....&&&..     »»# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #»»    .&......&&
&&...&.&&.     »»# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #»»    ..&.....&.
&&&....&&&      »»# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #»»     ...&......
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