R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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@,,@@,@@@, TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4  V3RY COMMON  TOOL 1N @@,,,@@@,,
@,@,@@,,@, TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,@,,@,,@,@
@@@@,@,@@@ 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL @@,@@,@@@,
,,,@@@@,,@ C4LCULAT1ONS  1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,@@,@@,,@@
,,@,,,@,@@                                          @,@@,@,@,@
,@@,,@@@,@ MOST WORK  ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG @@,@@@@@@@
@,@,@,,@@@ TH3 PROBL3M ON  4  H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,@@,,,,,,@
@@@@@,@,,@ 1S  TH3N FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO @,@,,,,,@,
,,,,@@@,@@ TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M @@@,,,,@@@
,,,@,,@@,,    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ,,@,,,@,,@
,,@@,@,@,, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,@@,,@@,@@
,@,@@@@@,@         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          @,@,@,@@,@
@@@,,,,@@@                                          @@@@@@,@@@
,,@,,,@,,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,,,,@@,,,
,@@,,@@,,, CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO TH3 "GODS"  OF  TH31R ,,,,@,@,,,
@,@,@,@,,@ COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 ,,,@@@@,,,
@@@@@@@,@, WORK,  FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E ,,@,,,@,,@
,,,,,,@@@,                OP3R4T1ON.                ,@@,,@@,@,
,,,,,@,,@,                                          @,@,@,@@@,
,,,,@@,@@,       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      @@@@@@,,@,
,,,@,@@,@,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,,,,,@,@@,
,,@@@,@@@,                                          ,,,,@@@,@,
,@,,@@,,@@      --# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #--      ,,,@,,@@@,
@@,@,@,@,,        --# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #--        ,,@@,@,,@,
,@@@@@@@,,                                          ,@,@@@,@@@
@,,,,,,@,@     --# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #--     @@@,,@@,,@
@,,,,,@@@@    --# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #--    ,,@,@,@,@,
@,,,,@,,,@     --# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #--     ,@@@@@@@@@
@,,,@@,,@@            --# 4ND 4T 34SE #--           @,,,,,,,,,
@,,@,@,@,@                                          @,,,,,,,,@
@,@@@@@@@@     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     @,,,,,,,@,
@@,,,,,,,@     --# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #--     @,,,,,,@@@
,@,,,,,,@@   --# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #--   @,,,,,@,,,
@@,,,,,@,,                                          @,,,,@@,,,
,@,,,,@@,,   --# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #--    @,,,@,@,,@
@@,,,@,@,,    --# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #--     @,,@@@@,@@
,@,,@@@@,@    --# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #--     @,@,,,@@,,
@@,@,,,@@@      --# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #--     @@@,,@,@,,
,@@@,,@,,@       --# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #--        ,,@,@@@@,@
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