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,,,,,,£,££     ««# Recite A Mantra Or Other #««     £,,,,,£,,,
,,,,,,,,££    ««# Reassuring Message To Make #««    ££,,,,,£,,
,,,,,,,,£,     ««# The Computer Comfortable #««     £££,,,,,£,
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,,£,,,,,,,     ««# Prayer For Solace, To Be #««     ,,,,£££,,,
,,,£,,,,,,   ««# Left Alone During Their Work #««   ,,,,£,££,,
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£,,,,,£,,,     ««# Or A Meal To The Machines #««    ,,,,,,,,££
££,,,,,£,,    ««# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #««     ,,,,,,,,£,
£££,,,,,£,     ««# The Daemons Are Allowed #««      £,,,,,,,,,
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To     Be    A    Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,    Beautiful,   And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,   You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful   Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.