R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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..&....&&& TH3 COMPUT3R 1S 4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL  1N &...&&&.&.
.&&...&..& TH3  FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. &..&..&&&.
&.&..&&.&. 1TS JOB  1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL &.&&.&..&.
&&&.&.&&&. C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT  4MOUNT OF T1M3. &&.&&&.&&&
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.&...&.&&. MOST  WORK  ON TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG &.&.&.&...
&&..&&&.&& TH3 PROBL3M  ON  4  H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH &&&&&&&...
.&.&..&&.& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO ......&..&
&&&&.&.&&& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M .....&&.&&
...&&&&..&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ....&.&&..
..&...&.&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ...&&&.&..
.&&..&&&.&         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          ..&..&&&..
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&&&&&.&..&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &.&&&.&&.&
....&&&.&& CL3RKS TO  PR4Y  TO TH3 "GODS" OF  TH31R &&..&&.&&.
...&..&&.& COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3  D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 .&.&.&&.&.
..&&.&.&&. WORK,   FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND  F4ULT  FR3E &&&&&.&&&.
.&.&&&&.&.                OP3R4T1ON.                ....&&..&.
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..&..&...&       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      ..&&&&&.&&
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&&.&&&&..&      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      .&..&&&...
.&&...&.&.        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        &&.&..&..&
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&&&.&.....     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &..&&.&&..
..&&&.....    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    &.&.&&.&.&
.&..&....&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &&&&.&&&&&
&&.&&...&.            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           ...&&....&
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&.&&&.&.&.     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     .&&&&..&&.
&&..&&&&&&     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     &...&.&.&&
.&.&......   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   &..&&&&&..
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...&....&&   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    &&&...&&.&
..&&...&.&     ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~    ..&..&.&&&
.&.&..&&&.    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     .&&.&&&..&
&&&&.&..&&      ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~     &.&&..&.&&
...&&&.&.&       ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~        &&.&.&&&..
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