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,#,##,,,## TH3  COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY COMMON TOOL  1N ,,,,#,##,,
,,,###,,#, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N  SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,,,,,,###,
,,,#,##,,, 1TS JOB 1S  TO DO  V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL #,,,,,#,##
#,,,,###,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF  T1M3. ,#,,,,,,##
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###,,,,##, MOST WORK  ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,,,#,,,,,,
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,#,,###,,#   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   #,,,###,,,
,,#,#,##,, CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS" OF  TH31R ##,,#,##,,
,,,,,,###, COMPUT3R,  OR  TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG TH3 ,##,,,###,
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,#,,,###,,     --# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #--     ##,,,,###,
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