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&,&,&,&,&,                  ~~$#~~                  &&,,,&&,&,
&,&,&,&,&,                ~~$    $~~                ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&,              ~~$  LIFE  $~~              &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&,                ~~$    $~~                ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&,                  ~~#$~~                  &&,&&,&,&,
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&,&,&,&,&, ~  ~ $ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS $  ~ ~ &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~   $   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   $   ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~    $    WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND   $   ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~  ~  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  ~  ~ &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~   $    ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   $   ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~  ~ $ ENTAILS,  HOW  IT SHOULD  $  ~  ~ &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~   $   BE   MEASURED,  WHO   OR   $   ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, $     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    $ &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~   $   AND   SO   INSTEAD   THERE  $  ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~   ~    $   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, SANCTIONED      LIST      $     ~      ~ ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, ~ ~ ~  ~  $  OF  CRITERIA  $  ~  ~  ~  ~ &&,&&,&,&,
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&,&,&,&,&, - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  &&,&&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ,&,,&,&,&,
&,&,&,&,&, - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     &&,&&,&,&,
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