,,~:%$#@@@ @@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@## ##@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@# #@@#$%:~,,
,,,~~%%%## ##%%%~~,,,
,,~:%$###@ @###$%:~,,
,,,,,,:%## ~~$@~~ ##%:,,,,,,
,,:%$#@@## ~~$ $~~ ##@@#$%:,,
,,,~:::$## ~~$ LIFE $~~ ##$:::~,,,
,,,,,:%$#@ ~~$ $~~ @#$%:,,,,,
,,~:%$#@@# ~~@$~~ #@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@# #@@#$%:~,,
,,,,::%%## ~ ~ $ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS $ ~ ~ ##%%::,,,,
,,,,,:%$$# ~ $ DOES NOT HELP. WE $ ~ #$$%:,,,,,
,,,,,,::$@ $ CAN SAY "LIFE IS $ @$::,,,,,,
,,,,~~::$@ ~ $ WHAT WE ARE, AND $ ~ @$::~~,,,,
,,:%$#@@## ~ ~ $ WHAT THINGS LIKE US $ ~ ~ ##@@#$%:,,
,,,,,,,~%# ~ $ ARE", BUT THEN WE $ ~ #%~,,,,,,,
,,~:%$#@@# $ MUST ALSO DEFINE WHAT $ #@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@@ ~ $ "THINGS LIKE US" ACTUALLY $ ~ @@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%#@@## ~ ~ $ ENTAILS, HOW IT SHOULD $ ~ ~ ##@@#%:~,,
,,,,,,~%$@ ~ $ BE MEASURED, WHO OR $ ~ @$%~,,,,,,
,,~:%$#@## $ WHAT IS THE ARBITER, $ ##@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@# ~ $ AND SO INSTEAD THERE $ ~ #@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%%$$## ~ ~ $ IS THIS INTERNATIONALLY ##$$%%:~,,
,,,,,,,:$@ SANCTIONED LIST $ ~ ~ @$:,,,,,,,
,,~:%$#@@@ ~ ~ ~ ~ $ OF CRITERIA $ ~ ~ ~ ~ @@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@## ##@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@# - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK #@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@# - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END #@@#$%:~,,
,,,,,~::$@ - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT @$::~,,,,,
,,~:%$#@@@ - LIFE CAN STEAL @@@#$%:~,,
,,~:%$#@@# - LIFE CAN BE CURSED #@@#$%:~,,
,,,,~%%%$# #$%%%~,,,,
,,,,,,::$# #$::,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~%# #%~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:$@@ @@$:,,,,,,
,,~:%$#@@# #@@#$%:~,,