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§§/~^..... ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ .....^~/§§
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£§§/~^.... like the eighteenth century. a dark ....^~/§§£
§§/~^..... figure emerged from a tavern after a .....^~/§§
§/~^...... few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ......^~/§
§§/~^..... it was illegal to sell food in the .....^~/§§
£§§/~^.... region for everybody except that tavern. ....^~/§§£
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@¶£§§/~^.. but marigold didn't care. ..^~/§§£¶@
#@¶£§§/~^. .^~/§§£¶@#
@¶£§§/~^.. she began putting dried lizard meat ..^~/§§£¶@
¶£§§/~^... between two bread slices, operating out ...^~/§§£¶
£§§/~^.... of a cart, not staying in the same ....^~/§§£
§§/~^..... place long. in the day she slept, in .....^~/§§
§/~^...... the eve she sold her wares, and in the ......^~/§
§§/~^..... night she poached. .....^~/§§
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¶£§§/~^... after a few years, marigolds food cart ...^~/§§£¶
@¶£§§/~^.. had a reputation. she called it ..^~/§§£¶@
#@¶£§§/~^. ^. the golden m .^ .^~/§§£¶@#
@¶£§§/~^.. and people talked about the golden m. ..^~/§§£¶@
¶£§§/~^... the old tavern had their monopoly and ...^~/§§£¶
£§§/~^.... didn't change their menu much. ....^~/§§£
§§/~^..... marigolds secret lizard foodcart was .....^~/§§
§/~^...... new and fresh. ......^~/§
§§/~^..... .....^~/§§
£§§/~^.... however, she became a little too well ....^~/§§£
¶£§§/~^... known. the taverns men hot on her ...^~/§§£¶
@¶£§§/~^.. trail, she could stay a shorter and ..^~/§§£¶@
#@¶£§§/~^. shorter time in each location. she felt .^~/§§£¶@#
@¶£§§/~^.. hunted. and soon enough there came a ..^~/§§£¶@
¶£§§/~^... time when they started watching for her ...^~/§§£¶
£§§/~^.... at the gates of every village. ....^~/§§£
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§/~^...... so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ......^~/§
§§/~^..... forever. .....^~/§§
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#@¶£§§/~^. after thirty years, a man named .^~/§§£¶@#
@¶£§§/~^.. nicholas found the cart. he was a ..^~/§§£¶@
¶£§§/~^... cursed entrepreneur (they all are ...^~/§§£¶
£§§/~^.... (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ....^~/§§£
§§/~^..... course thought it a good idea to follow .....^~/§§
§/~^...... in marigolds foodsteps. ......^~/§
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£§§/~^.... he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ....^~/§§£
¶£§§/~^... though some recognized the golden m, he ...^~/§§£¶
@¶£§§/~^.. quickly fell into infamity. however he ..^~/§§£¶@
#@¶£§§/~^. was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop .^~/§§£¶@#
@¶£§§/~^.. trying. the tavern didn't care for him ..^~/§§£¶@
¶£§§/~^... since nobody bought his food anyway ...^~/§§£¶
£§§/~^.... (and also they had expanded too ....^~/§§£
§§/~^..... quickly, succumbed to corruption, and .....^~/§§
§/~^...... was in the process of falling apart). ......^~/§
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£§§/~^.... angry at everyone for not understanding ....^~/§§£
¶£§§/~^... his food, he vowed to leave ...^~/§§£¶
@¶£§§/~^.. kirugu vargir entierly. ..^~/§§£¶@
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@¶£§§/~^.. which he did. ..^~/§§£¶@
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£§§/~^.... ££ / ££ ....^~/§§£
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§/~^...... we dont know much about how he traveled ......^~/§
§§/~^..... or where, but eventually he ended up on .....^~/§§
£§§/~^.... earth in the fifties. ....^~/§§£
¶£§§/~^... upon finding out that earth holds no ...^~/§§£¶
@¶£§§/~^.. edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ..^~/§§£¶@
#@¶£§§/~^. instead, and to his joy, the earth folk .^~/§§£¶@#
@¶£§§/~^.. liked it! ..^~/§§£¶@
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£§§/~^.... then he got scammed out of the cart by ....^~/§§£
§§/~^..... a man named mickey mac donalds, who .....^~/§§
§/~^...... renamed the business after himself. ......^~/§
§§/~^..... while nicholas quickly perished, mickey .....^~/§§
£§§/~^.... funneled his inherited billions into ....^~/§§£
¶£§§/~^... the project, and quickly expanded all ...^~/§§£¶
@¶£§§/~^.. over the planet. ..^~/§§£¶@
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£§§/~^.... and the rest is history! ....^~/§§£
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