the  golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with an  idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread  slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long. in  the day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve she  sold  her wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a little  too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot  on   her 
 trail,  she  could stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a  man   named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i mean))  and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a good idea to  follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of  a cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the  golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed  out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!