the   golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
           double cheeseburger          
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began a  thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from a  tavern  after  a 
 few  years apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place long.  in the  day  she slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about  the golden m. 
 the old  tavern had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.   he  was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and  as  such he  of 
 course thought it a good  idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though some recognized the golden m,  he 
 quickly  fell into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of a  hardhat and  didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also  they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry  at everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed   to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we  dont know much about how he traveled 
 or  where, but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding out  that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for  cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy,  the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got  scammed  out of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the project,  and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!