the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                 big mac                
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern  after a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices, operating  out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in the day  she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares, and  in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years, marigolds food  cart 
 had   a   reputation.  she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people  talked about the  golden m. 
 the old tavern had  their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became  a little  too well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough there  came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found   the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of a cook,  and even 
 though some  recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into  infamity. however he 
 was kind  of a hardhat  and  didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern didn't  care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in the  process of  falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then  he got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!