The   Golden        
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A Tavern After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was Illegal  To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
         But Marigold Didn'T Care.        
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The  Eve She  Sold Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years, MarigoldS  Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.  She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The  Old  Tavern  Had Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men   Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When They  Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It  A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some Recognized The Golden M,  He 
 Quickly Fell Into  Infamity. However  He 
 Was  Kind Of A Hardhat  And  Didn'T Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was In  The Process  Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His   Food,    He   Vowed    To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About  How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That  Earth Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed Out Of  The  Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
  While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey 
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project, And  Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!