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..^«;§§&@# .. ^^ «« The Golden «« ^^ .. #@&§§;«^..
.^«;§§&@## ##@&§§ M §§&@## ##@&§§;«^.
..^«;§§&@# #@&§§;«^..
...^«;§§&@ Lets Hear It For @&§§;«^...
....^«;§§& ;;; Mc donalds ;;; &§§;«^....
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......^«;§ What Can I Do Ya For §;«^......
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........^« ^ Cheeseburger ^ «^........
.........^ ^ Nuggets ^ ^.........
.......... ^ Double cheeseburger ^ ..........
.........^ ^ Fries ^ ^.........
........^« ^ Carbonated Water ^ «^........
.......^«; ^ Bearnaise Dip sauce ^ ;«^.......
......^«;§ ^ Big mac ^ §;«^......
.....^«;§§ ^ Coffee ^ §§;«^.....
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...^«;§§&@ &&&&& ; &&&&& @&§§;«^...
..^«;§§&@# #@&§§;«^..
.^«;§§&@## It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ##@&§§;«^.
..^«;§§&@# Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark #@&§§;«^..
...^«;§§&@ Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A @&§§;«^...
....^«;§§& Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. &§§;«^....
.....^«;§§ It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The §§;«^.....
......^«;§ Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. §;«^......
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........^« But Marigold Didn'T Care. «^........
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.......... She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ..........
.........^ Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ^.........
........^« Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same «^........
.......^«; Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ;«^.......
......^«;§ The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The §;«^......
.....^«;§§ Night She Poached. §§;«^.....
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...^«;§§&@ After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart @&§§;«^...
..^«;§§&@# Had A Reputation. She Called It #@&§§;«^..
.^«;§§&@## ^. The Golden M .^ ##@&§§;«^.
..^«;§§&@# And People Talked About The Golden M. #@&§§;«^..
...^«;§§&@ The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And @&§§;«^...
....^«;§§& Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. &§§;«^....
.....^«;§§ MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was §§;«^.....
......^«;§ New And Fresh. §;«^......
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........^« However, She Became A Little Too Well «^........
.........^ Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ^.........
.......... Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And ..........
.........^ Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ^.........
........^« Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A «^........
.......^«; Time When They Started Watching For Her ;«^.......
......^«;§ At The Gates Of Every Village. §;«^......
.....^«;§§ §§;«^.....
....^«;§§& So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, &§§;«^....
...^«;§§&@ Forever. @&§§;«^...
..^«;§§&@# #@&§§;«^..
.^«;§§&@## &&& ; &&& ##@&§§;«^.
..^«;§§&@# #@&§§;«^..
...^«;§§&@ After Thirty Years, A Man Named @&§§;«^...
....^«;§§& Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A &§§;«^....
.....^«;§§ Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are §§;«^.....
......^«;§ (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of §;«^......
.......^«; Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ;«^.......
........^« In MarigoldS Foodsteps. «^........
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.......... He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ..........
.........^ Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ^.........
........^« Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He «^........
.......^«; Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ;«^.......
......^«;§ Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him §;«^......
.....^«;§§ Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway §§;«^.....
....^«;§§& (And Also They Had Expanded Too &§§;«^....
...^«;§§&@ Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And @&§§;«^...
..^«;§§&@# Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). #@&§§;«^..
.^«;§§&@## ##@&§§;«^.
..^«;§§&@# Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding #@&§§;«^..
...^«;§§&@ His Food, He Vowed To Leave @&§§;«^...
....^«;§§& Kirugu vargir Entierly. &§§;«^....
.....^«;§§ §§;«^.....
......^«;§ Which He Did. §;«^......
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.......... We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled ..........
.........^ Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ^.........
........^« Earth In The Fifties. «^........
.......^«; Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ;«^.......
......^«;§ Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat §;«^......
.....^«;§§ Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk §§;«^.....
....^«;§§& Liked It! &§§;«^....
...^«;§§&@ @&§§;«^...
..^«;§§&@# Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By #@&§§;«^..
.^«;§§&@## A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ##@&§§;«^.
..^«;§§&@# Renamed The Business After Himself. #@&§§;«^..
...^«;§§&@ While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey @&§§;«^...
....^«;§§& Funneled His Inherited Billions Into &§§;«^....
.....^«;§§ The Project, And Quickly Expanded All §§;«^.....
......^«;§ Over The Planet. §;«^......
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.......... And The Rest Is History! ..........
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