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,,,,~==**§ ,, ~~ == THE GOLDEN == ~~ ,, §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# ###§** M **§### #§**==~,,,
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,~==**§### LETS HEAR IT FOR ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## === MC DONALDS === ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR §**==~,,,,
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,,,,~==**§ ~ CHEESEBURGER ~ §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# ~ NUGGETS ~ #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## ~ DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER ~ ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### ~ FRIES ~ ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## ~ CARBONATED WATER ~ ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# ~ BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE ~ #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ ~ BIG MAC ~ §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** ~ COFFEE ~ **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# §§§§§ = §§§§§ #§**==~,,,
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,~==**§### IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ##§**==~,,
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,,~==**§## SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# NIGHT SHE POACHED. #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# ~, THE GOLDEN M ,~ #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## NEW AND FRESH. ##§**==~,,
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,,~==**§## HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ##§**==~,,
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,,~==**§## SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# FOREVER. #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** §§§ = §§§ **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. §**==~,,,,
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,,,,~==**§ HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ##§**==~,,
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,,,,~==**§ WHICH HE DID. §**==~,,,,
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,,,,~==**§ §§ = §§ §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ LIKED IT! §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ##§**==~,,
,~==**§### A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ###§**==~,
,,~==**§## RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ##§**==~,,
,,,~==**§# WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY #§**==~,,,
,,,,~==**§ FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO §**==~,,,,
,,,,,~==** THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL **==~,,,,,
,,,,~==**§ OVER THE PLANET. §**==~,,,,
,,,~==**§# #§**==~,,,
,,~==**§## § = § ##§**==~,,
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,,~==**§## AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ##§**==~,,
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