the  golden         
               m              
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began a  thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from  a tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was illegal  to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in the  same 
 place  long. in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold  her  wares, and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had   a  reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked about  the golden  m. 
 the  old tavern had  their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she  became a little too  well 
 known.  the   taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted.  and soon enough  there  came  a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i  mean))  and  as such he  of 
 course  thought it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't all that of  a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity. however  he 
 was kind of  a hardhat  and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they  had   expanded   too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the  process of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,    he   vowed    to    leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended  up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead,  and to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he  got scammed out  of the cart by 
 a  man  named mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!