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*~:....... .. :: ~~ The Golden ~~ :: .. .......:~*
^*~:...... ##@&&^ M ^&&@## ......:~*^
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@&^*~:.... Lets Hear It For ....:~*^&@
#@&^*~:... *** Mc donalds *** ...:~*^&@#
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###@&^*~:. What Can I Do Ya For .:~*^&@###
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#@&^*~:... : Cheeseburger : ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... : Nuggets : ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... : Double cheeseburger : .....:~*^&
^*~:...... : Fries : ......:~*^
*~:....... : Carbonated Water : .......:~*
^*~:...... : Bearnaise Dip sauce : ......:~*^
&^*~:..... : Big mac : .....:~*^&
@&^*~:.... : Coffee : ....:~*^&@
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##@&^*~:.. &&&&& * &&&&& ..:~*^&@##
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##@&^*~:.. It All Began A Thousand Years Ago In ..:~*^&@##
#@&^*~:... Like The Eighteenth Century. A Dark ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... Figure Emerged From A Tavern After A ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... Few Years Apprenticeship, With An Idea. .....:~*^&
^*~:...... It Was Illegal To Sell Food In The ......:~*^
*~:....... Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. .......:~*
^*~:...... ......:~*^
&^*~:..... But Marigold Didn'T Care. .....:~*^&
@&^*~:.... ....:~*^&@
#@&^*~:... She Began Putting Dried Lizard Meat ...:~*^&@#
##@&^*~:.. Between Two Bread Slices, Operating Out ..:~*^&@##
###@&^*~:. Of A Cart, Not Staying In The Same .:~*^&@###
##@&^*~:.. Place Long. In The Day She Slept, In ..:~*^&@##
#@&^*~:... The Eve She Sold Her Wares, And In The ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... Night She Poached. ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... .....:~*^&
^*~:...... After A Few Years, MarigoldS Food Cart ......:~*^
*~:....... Had A Reputation. She Called It .......:~*
^*~:...... :. The Golden M .: ......:~*^
&^*~:..... And People Talked About The Golden M. .....:~*^&
@&^*~:.... The Old Tavern Had Their Monopoly And ....:~*^&@
#@&^*~:... Didn'T Change Their Menu Much. ...:~*^&@#
##@&^*~:.. MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was ..:~*^&@##
###@&^*~:. New And Fresh. .:~*^&@###
##@&^*~:.. ..:~*^&@##
#@&^*~:... However, She Became A Little Too Well ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... Known. The Taverns Men Hot On Her ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... Trail, She Could Stay A Shorter And .....:~*^&
^*~:...... Shorter Time In Each Location. She Felt ......:~*^
*~:....... Hunted. And Soon Enough There Came A .......:~*
^*~:...... Time When They Started Watching For Her ......:~*^
&^*~:..... At The Gates Of Every Village. .....:~*^&
@&^*~:.... ....:~*^&@
#@&^*~:... So She Hid The Cart, And Disappeared, ...:~*^&@#
##@&^*~:.. Forever. ..:~*^&@##
###@&^*~:. .:~*^&@###
##@&^*~:.. &&& * &&& ..:~*^&@##
#@&^*~:... ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... After Thirty Years, A Man Named ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... Nicholas Found The Cart. He Was A .....:~*^&
^*~:...... Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are ......:~*^
*~:....... (Cursed, I Mean)) And As Such He Of .......:~*
^*~:...... Course Thought It A Good Idea To Follow ......:~*^
&^*~:..... In MarigoldS Foodsteps. .....:~*^&
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#@&^*~:... He Wasn'T All That Of A Cook, And Even ...:~*^&@#
##@&^*~:.. Though Some Recognized The Golden M, He ..:~*^&@##
###@&^*~:. Quickly Fell Into Infamity. However He .:~*^&@###
##@&^*~:.. Was Kind Of A Hardhat And Didn'T Stop ..:~*^&@##
#@&^*~:... Trying. The Tavern Didn'T Care For Him ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... Since Nobody Bought His Food Anyway ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... (And Also They Had Expanded Too .....:~*^&
^*~:...... Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And ......:~*^
*~:....... Was In The Process Of Falling Apart). .......:~*
^*~:...... ......:~*^
&^*~:..... Angry At Everyone For Not Understanding .....:~*^&
@&^*~:.... His Food, He Vowed To Leave ....:~*^&@
#@&^*~:... Kirugu vargir Entierly. ...:~*^&@#
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###@&^*~:. Which He Did. .:~*^&@###
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#@&^*~:... && * && ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... We Dont Know Much About How He Traveled .....:~*^&
^*~:...... Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up On ......:~*^
*~:....... Earth In The Fifties. .......:~*
^*~:...... Upon Finding Out That Earth Holds No ......:~*^
&^*~:..... Edible Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat .....:~*^&
@&^*~:.... Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth Folk ....:~*^&@
#@&^*~:... Liked It! ...:~*^&@#
##@&^*~:.. ..:~*^&@##
###@&^*~:. Then He Got Scammed Out Of The Cart By .:~*^&@###
##@&^*~:.. A Man Named Mickey Mac Donalds, Who ..:~*^&@##
#@&^*~:... Renamed The Business After Himself. ...:~*^&@#
@&^*~:.... While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey ....:~*^&@
&^*~:..... Funneled His Inherited Billions Into .....:~*^&
^*~:...... The Project, And Quickly Expanded All ......:~*^
*~:....... Over The Planet. .......:~*
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&^*~:..... & * & .....:~*^&
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#@&^*~:... And The Rest Is History! ...:~*^&@#
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