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,^=^^^§$$# lets hear it for #$$§^^^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ^^^ mc donalds ^^^ ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## what can i do ya for ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ^ cheeseburger ^ ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,,=§§## ^ nuggets ^ ##§§=,,,,,
,^=^§$#£## ^ double cheeseburger ^ ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ^ fries ^ ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ^ carbonated water ^ ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ^ bearnaise dip sauce ^ ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,,=§##£ ^ big mac ^ £##§=,,,,,
,,,,==^§## ^ coffee ^ ##§^==,,,,
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,^=^§$#£## ##### ^ ##### ##£#$§^=^,
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,^=^§$#£## it all began a thousand years ago in ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## like the eighteenth century. a dark ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## figure emerged from a tavern after a ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,^^^$#£ few years apprenticeship, with an idea. £#$^^^,,,,
,^=^§$##££ it was illegal to sell food in the ££##$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£££ region for everybody except that tavern. £££#$§^=^,
,^=^§§§$$# #$$§§§^=^,
,^=^§$#### but marigold didn't care. ####$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,,,=^$£ she began putting dried lizard meat £$^=,,,,,,
,^=^§$#£## between two bread slices, operating out ##£#$§^=^,
,,,=^^§§## of a cart, not staying in the same ##§§^^=,,,
,,,,,,=§## place long. in the day she slept, in ##§=,,,,,,
,^=^§$#£## the eve she sold her wares, and in the ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,=§$$## night she poached. ##$$§=,,,,
,^=^§$#£## ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## after a few years, marigolds food cart ##£#$§^=^,
,,,^^^$#££ had a reputation. she called it ££#$^^^,,,
,^=^§$#£## ^, the golden m ,^ ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,==§§## and people talked about the golden m. ##§§==,,,,
,^=^§$#£## the old tavern had their monopoly and ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,=§§$$# didn't change their menu much. #$$§§=,,,,
,^=^§$#£## marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ##£#$§^=^,
,,,==^§§$£ new and fresh. £$§§^==,,,
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,^=^§#£### however, she became a little too well ###£#§^=^,
,^=^§$#### known. the taverns men hot on her ####$§^=^,
,^=^^^§$$# trail, she could stay a shorter and #$$§^^^=^,
,,,,,,^^§# shorter time in each location. she felt #§^^,,,,,,
,^=^§$#### hunted. and soon enough there came a ####$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## time when they started watching for her ##£#$§^=^,
,,^=^§§$## at the gates of every village. ##$§§^=^,,
,^=^§$#£## ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,^^§§$# forever. #$§§^^,,,,
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,^=^§§§$#£ after thirty years, a man named £#$§§§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## nicholas found the cart. he was a ##£#$§^=^,
,^^^^§§§## cursed entrepreneur (they all are ##§§§^^^^,
,^=^§$#£## (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## course thought it a good idea to follow ##£#$§^=^,
,,,,,,==§# in marigolds foodsteps. #§==,,,,,,
,^=^§#£### ###£#§^=^,
,,,,,,,=§# he wasn't all that of a cook, and even #§=,,,,,,,
,^=^§$£### though some recognized the golden m, he ###£$§^=^,
,,,,^^$### quickly fell into infamity. however he ###$^^,,,,
,^=^§$#£## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#### trying. the tavern didn't care for him ####$§^=^,
,,,^=§$#££ since nobody bought his food anyway ££#$§=^,,,
,,,,^=§### (and also they had expanded too ###§=^,,,,
,,,,,,^^§# quickly, succumbed to corruption, and #§^^,,,,,,
,^=^§$#£## was in the process of falling apart). ##£#$§^=^,
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,^=^§$#### angry at everyone for not understanding ####$§^=^,
,^=^§$#### his food, he vowed to leave ####$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## kirugu vargir entierly. ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§§$#££ ££#$§§^=^,
,,,,,^^$## which he did. ##$^^,,,,,
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,^=^§$#£## we dont know much about how he traveled ##£#$§^=^,
,,,==§$#££ or where, but eventually he ended up on ££#$§==,,,
,^=^§§§$£# earth in the fifties. #£$§§§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## upon finding out that earth holds no ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§§§#£# edible lizards, he settled for cow meat #£#§§§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## liked it! ##£#$§^=^,
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,^=^§$#££# then he got scammed out of the cart by #££#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## a man named mickey mac donalds, who ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#### renamed the business after himself. ####$§^=^,
,,,^=§$$$# while nicholas quickly perished, mickey #$$$§=^,,,
,^=^§#£### funneled his inherited billions into ###£#§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## the project, and quickly expanded all ##£#$§^=^,
,^=^§$#£## over the planet. ##£#$§^=^,
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,^=^§$#£## # ^ # ##£#$§^=^,
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,,,,^^^^$# and the rest is history! #$^^^^,,,,
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