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...^~:%%£#    MC EGG, FROM MARIGOLD CINDUSTRIES     #£%%:~^...
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..^~:%%£## ONE  AND  A HALF  DOLLARS A PIECE, MAYBE ##£%%:~^..
...^~:%%£# TWO   FOR   TWO    IF    YOU'RE    LUCKY #£%%:~^...
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........^~ ALLOWED, THE  EGG'S  CENTER  WOULD  KEEP ~^........
.........^    STILL IN AN OSCILLATING ENVIRONMENT   ^.........
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