the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all  began  a thousand years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged from  a  tavern  after  a 
 few years apprenticeship,  with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell  food  in the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two  bread slices, operating out 
 of  a cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long.  in  the day  she slept, in 
 the  eve she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she   called  it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about  the golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their  monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became  a little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay  a  shorter and 
 shorter time in each location. she  felt 
 hunted.  and  soon  enough there came  a 
 time  when they started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart,  and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,  a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed,  i mean))  and as  such  he  of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
          in marigolds foodsteps.         
                                          
 he wasn't  all that  of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized the golden  m, he 
 quickly fell into infamity.  however  he 
 was  kind of a  hardhat  and didn't stop 
 trying.  the tavern didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for  not understanding 
 his   food,    he    vowed    to   leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know  much about how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually he  ended up on 
           earth in the fifties.          
 upon  finding out  that  earth holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled  for cow meat 
 instead, and to  his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got scammed out of  the cart  by 
 a  man named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
 while nicholas quickly perished, mickey  
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project,  and quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!