The   Golden         
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All  Began A  Thousand  Years Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From A  Tavern  After  A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With An  Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between  Two Bread Slices, Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day  She Slept,  In 
 The Eve She Sold Her Wares,  And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A  Few Years, MarigoldS Food  Cart 
 Had   A   Reputation.   She   Called  It 
             The Golden M             
 And People  Talked  About The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became  A Little  Too Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns   Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail,  She  Could  Stay  A Shorter  And 
 Shorter  Time In Each Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And Soon  Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching  For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She Hid The  Cart,  And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean)) And  As  Such He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T  All That Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was  Kind  Of A Hardhat And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also   They   Had  Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The  Process Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry  At Everyone For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed   To    Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He  Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out  That Earth Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The  Earth Folk 
                Liked It!                 
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!