The   Golden         
              M               
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                Nuggets                 
           Double cheeseburger          
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
          Bearnaise Dip sauce           
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began  A Thousand  Years  Ago In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From  A  Tavern After A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal To  Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart, Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place Long.  In  The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares,  And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People  Talked About The  Golden M. 
 The Old  Tavern Had  Their Monopoly  And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She  Became A  Little  Too Well 
 Known.   The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On  Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location. She  Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon Enough  There  Came  A 
 Time When They Started Watching For  Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The   Cart.  He  Was  A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed, I  Mean))  And  As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A Good Idea  To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook,  And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into Infamity. However  He 
 Was Kind Of A  Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The  Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In The  Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For Not  Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much  About How He Traveled 
 Or Where, But Eventually He Ended Up  On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth Holds  No 
 Edible Lizards, He Settled For  Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy, The Earth  Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He Got Scammed  Out  Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!