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.....~~\§& I  LOVE MANHANDLING  THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE &§\~~.....
......~~\§ COFFEE  POTS. I KNOW  THE GRIP. MY HANDS §\~~......
.......~~\      ARE PLACED WHERE THEY SHOULD.       \~~.......
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.........~ WHEN  I  REMOVE  THE  FILTER, I EVER  SO ~.........
.......... GENTLY STROKE THE SIDE  OF  THE MACHINE. ..........
.......... BEFORE  THEY   ARE  PRESSED,  I  LIGHTLY ..........
.......... CIRCLE  THE  BUTTONS  WITH  MY   FINGER. ..........
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........~~ AND I  GUARD IT  CLOSELY  SO THAT  I CAN ~~........
.......~~\ STEAL THOSE  FIRST FEW DROPS FOR MYSELF! \~~.......
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