I Love  Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The Grip.  My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,   I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard  It  Closely So That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!