S34WEED COFF3E  
  
  
                                          
    S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY     
 C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W  OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. 
 B1TT3R,  S4LTY,  O1LY,  4ND T34L  4S TH3 
              H41R OF 4 M1KU.             
                                          
 W3 D3C1DED  HUNDR3DS  OF  Y34RS  4GO  TO 
 STOP  TH3  TR4V3L FROM  OUR D3EP M4RSH3S 
 UP  TO   TH3  4R1D  R3G1ONS   WH3RE  TH3 
 R3GUL4R   B34NS  GROW.  TH3  3FFORT  W4S 
 N3VER  WORTH  TH3  Y13LD,   4ND  NO  ON3 
 W4NT3D  TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED  W4T3R 
             4ROUND OUR F3ET.             
                                          
 WH3N  W3  R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS  WHO 
 W3RE W1LLING TO  DO TH1S JOURN3Y  FOR US 
 COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS,  OR 1F  TH3Y 
 COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3  TO  P4Y  TH3M,  W3 
 S3T OUT  TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3  1N OUR 
             LOC4L 3COSYSTEM.             
                                          
  
  
  DR1NK CR1T3RI4  
  
  
                                          
 W3  OUTL1N3D  TH3  FOLLOW1NG  TR41TS  4S 
 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W  DR1NK: 
                                          
           C4FF31NATED            
                                          
              B1TT3R              
                                          
           3NJOYED HOT            
                                          
       4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR:       
                                          
        M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES        
                                          
         34S1LY PR3P4RED          
                                          
  
  
  TH3 D3ER  
  
  
                                          
 W3  TR13D  M4NY  TH1NGS.  ROOTS,  V1N3S, 
     WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR     
 CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO  CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E 
 PL4NT TH4T COULD  B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. 
 BUT  OUR  R3SE4RCH  W4S  FRU1TL3SS,  4ND 
 4FT3R 4  F3W  G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR 
 W4S  S3EN  4S  4N  OLD 4ND F4D3D  DR34M. 
                                          
 UNT1L, ON3  D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED  US 
 OV3R   TO  4  SHUNN3D  1SL4ND   1N   TH3 
  M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG 
 GOOD  WOULD  THR1V3, 4ND  SHOW3D  US TH3 
     S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3.     
                                          
 B34UT1FUL!   W3   W3RE   1N  4W3.   TH1S 
  WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG   
 BUT   TROUBL3,  Y3T   JUST   B3LOW   TH3 
 W4T3RL1NE... TH3  K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E 
                ONC3 4GA1N!