I  Love Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The  Grip. My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke  The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It  Closely So That  I  Can 
 Steal Those  First Few Drops For Myself!