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......»*^$         ....^^@# KALMAR #@^^....         $^*»......
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....»*^$¤@ I'M LIVING  WITH A  FRIEND  AND  WE  ARE @¤$^*»....
...»*^$¤@@ DRIVING   THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.  I'M @@¤$^*»...
..»*^$¤@@# DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK  AND MY #@@¤$^*»..
...»*^$¤@@ DIET  CONSISTS   MAINLY  OF  JUNK  FOOD. @@¤$^*»...
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.....»*^$¤ I KNOW THE  LAYOUT OF THE WHOLE TOWN, IN ¤$^*».....
......»*^$ LESS THAN  A YEAR  WE'VE  BEEN  ON EVERY $^*»......
.......»*^ STREET  AT  LEAST   ONCE.   THERE'S   NO ^*».......
........»*         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         *»........
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.......... THE  ACTUAL  PLACE IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THE ..........
.......... APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS  IT. ..........
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