: COFF3E :        
            ::            
                                          
                                          
 YOU  DR1NK  TH1S  TH1NG  WH3N  YOU  W4NT 
             TO G3T F4ST              
                                          
                                          
         GOTT4 GO W1TH SP3ED          
         O                   
                   COFF   
 R1NK    TH1S   TH1H3N    YO     
 S1D3 EFFECTS - COF3 M4K3S YOU TH1NK   
    TOO   QU1CKYOU   D4NC3    
 OV3R   TH3   M34N1NG        OFTH1NGS, 
    NOT       4BL3      TO      GR4SP 
   4ND TH3  S3NSE   TH3 1MPR3SSION 
 TH4T   DOOM    1S        COM1NG 
                         
 D1FF3RENT  D1FF3RENT D 
 TYP3S   OF   COFF3E:   FR3SHLY    BR3WED 
 R3V1T4LIZED   3NV1GOR4TED  GR1ND3D   4ND 
 R3BORN  B34N T34 PL4NT BLOOD     
   W41T  4  D4Y 4ND  1T 4CQU1R3S  N3W 
 SL1MY      4ND     3LUS1VE     QU4L1TI3S 
    DR34MY  3NERGY.  BUT  YOU  N3ED 
 TO               W41T                 
 4 D4Y OR MOR3.                           
 NOT SUR3 WH3RE TH3 BORD3R 1S. WH3N 1TB3  
 COM3S TH1S OTH3R K1ND OF BR3W   
                                          
 4ND FURTH3RMORE,                        
                                          
 SL3EP 1S 4 CUNN1NG TH1NG, 1T L1NG3RS     
   BUT YOU C4N SHOO 1T 4WAY W1TH DR1NK    
                                          
             ...FOR 4 WH1L3...            
                                          
  1T 4CTUALLY 1S QU1T3 3XPENS1VE BUT TH3Y 
     G1V3 1T TO YOU FOR FR3E, 1N TH3      
  WORK M1LL. TH1S M34NS YOU 4R3 PROB4BLY  
    G3TT1NG TR1CK3D SOM3HOW. 4R3 TH3Y     
           ST34L1NG YOUR SL3EP?