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...^=^%@&@ YEAH @&@%^=^...
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.....^=^%@ ^^ REALLY LOFI DELAY ^^ @%^=^.....
....^=^%@& ^^ BUILT IN SIXTEEN STEP SEQUENCER ^^ &@%^=^....
...^=^%@&@ ^^ THREE VOICE POLYPHONY ^^ @&@%^=^...
..^=^%@&@# ^^ THE FIFTHS MODE IS COOL ^^ #@&@%^=^..
.^=^%@&@## ^^ TOY FORM FACTOR ^^ ##@&@%^=^.
..^=^%@&@# ^^ DETUNE KNOB ^^ #@&@%^=^..
...^=^%@&@ ^^ ! ANALOG SUBTRACTIVE SYNTH ! ^^ @&@%^=^...
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..^=^%@&@# ^^ DETUNE KNOB GOES UP TEN PERCENT ^^ #@&@%^=^..
...^=^%@&@ ^^ BOTH DELAY KNOB GOES TO THE MAX ^^ @&@%^=^...
....^=^%@& ^^ RESONANCE GOES TO THE MAX AS WELL ^^ &@%^=^....
.....^=^%@ ^^ FIFTHS OR POLY RING MODE ^^ @%^=^.....
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..^=^%@&@# ^^ START WHILE HOLDING FUNC ^^ #@&@%^=^..
...^=^%@&@ ^^ PRESS FIVE UNTIL ITS LED IS OFF ^^ @&@%^=^...
....^=^%@& ^^ PRESS REC ^^ &@%^=^....
.....^=^%@ ^^ INSANE TEMPO IS UNLOCKED! ^^ @%^=^.....
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