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...^~†%§@¶                   YEAH                   ¶@§%†~^...
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.....^~†%§          ^^ REALLY LOFI DELAY ^^         §%†~^.....
......^~†% ^^ BUILT  IN SIXTEEN  STEP SEQUENCER  ^^ %†~^......
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....^~†%§@ ^^   THE   FIFTHS   MODE  IS   COOL   ^^ @§%†~^....
...^~†%§@¶          ^^ TOY FORM FACTOR ^^           ¶@§%†~^...
..^~†%§@¶#             ^^ DETUNE KNOB ^^            #¶@§%†~^..
.^~†%§@¶## ^^  !  ANALOG  SUBTRACTIVE  SYNTH  !  ^^ ##¶@§%†~^.
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......^~†% ^^ DETUNE KNOB  GOES UP TEN  PERCENT  ^^ %†~^......
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...^~†%§@¶ ^^   FIFTHS   OR   POLY   RING  MODE  ^^ ¶@§%†~^...
..^~†%§@¶# ^^   THE   REST   IS  UP   TO   YOU   ^^ #¶@§%†~^..
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..^~†%§@¶# ^^   START   WHILE   HOLDING   FUNC   ^^ #¶@§%†~^..
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