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.^===††¤#@ @#¤††===^.
.^=*†#@@## ==¤@== ##@@#†*=^.
...^**¤#@@ ==¤ ¤== @@#¤**^...
...===†¤@@ ==¤ LIFE ¤== @@¤†===...
.^=*†¤#@## ==¤ ¤== ##@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤@@## ==@¤== ##@@¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@@ @@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@## = = ¤ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS ¤ = = ##@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@# = ¤ DOES NOT HELP. WE ¤ = #@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@@ ¤ CAN SAY "LIFE IS ¤ @@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤¤¤#@ = ¤ WHAT WE ARE, AND ¤ = @#¤¤¤†*=^.
.^==**††¤@ = = ¤ WHAT THINGS LIKE US ¤ = = @¤††**==^.
.^=*††¤¤¤@ = ¤ ARE", BUT THEN WE ¤ = @¤¤¤††*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@# ¤ MUST ALSO DEFINE WHAT ¤ #@@#¤†*=^.
...^*†¤¤#@ = ¤ "THINGS LIKE US" ACTUALLY ¤ = @#¤¤†*^...
...^^**¤@@ = = ¤ ENTAILS, HOW IT SHOULD ¤ = = @@¤**^^...
.^=*†¤#@@# = ¤ BE MEASURED, WHO OR ¤ = #@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@# ¤ WHAT IS THE ARBITER, ¤ #@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@# = ¤ AND SO INSTEAD THERE ¤ = #@@#¤†*=^.
.....^=†¤@ = = ¤ IS THIS INTERNATIONALLY @¤†=^.....
.^=*†¤#@@# SANCTIONED LIST ¤ = = #@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤###@ = = = = ¤ OF CRITERIA ¤ = = = = @###¤†*=^.
...^==**¤@ @¤**==^...
.^=*†¤#@@# - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK #@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@@ - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END @@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@# - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT #@@#¤†*=^.
.^=*†¤#@@@ - LIFE CAN STEAL @@@#¤†*=^.
.....^^*¤@ - LIFE CAN BE CURSED @¤*^^.....
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