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.......... -  - $ A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS $ -  - ..........
.......... -    $   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   $   - ..........
.......... $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ ..........
.......... -    $    WHAT   WE   ARE,   AND   $   - ..........
.......... -  -  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  -  - ..........
.......... -    $   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE   $   - ..........
.........^ $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ ^.........
........^- -  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  - -^........
.......^-^ - - $  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT  SHOULD  $ -  - ^-^.......
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...^-^$#£# -   -   $   IS    THIS   INTERNATIONALLY #£#$^-^...
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