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....:†$§§# = = $  A Multitude Of Definitions $ =  = #§§$†:....
..=:::†§§# =   $   Does   Not   Help.   We   $    = #§§†:::=..
..=:†$§@## $     Can     Say     "Life     Is     $ ##@§$†:=..
..=:†$§@## =   $   What   We   Are,   And    $    = ##@§$†:=..
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..=:†$§@## $     What    Is    The    Arbiter,    $ ##@§$†:=..
..=:†††$@@ =   $   And   So   Instead   There  $  = @@$†††:=..
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..=:†$§@## - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ##@§$†:=..
..=:†$§@## - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ##@§$†:=..
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..=:†$@### - Life Can Be Cursed                     ###@$†:=..
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