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...~«^=%#¶ page on unicorn meat.                    ¶#%=^«~...
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...~«^=%#¶ unicorn  meat is oily,  iridiescent  and ¶#%=^«~...
....~«^=%# slightly   translucent.   due   to   its #%=^«~....
.....~«^=% shrimp-like texture it is  usually cured %=^«~.....
......~«^= - mixed with  large  quantities of salt, =^«~......
.....~«^=% then sealed  in a  dark  room  (or  pit) %=^«~.....
....~«^=%#        to dry over several months.       #%=^«~....
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..~«^=%#¶# eating the  meat is said to give eternal #¶#%=^«~..
.~«^=%#¶## life. by indulging,  you lose the  grace ##¶#%=^«~.
..~«^=%#¶# of  all  gods,  and  no  afterlife  will #¶#%=^«~..
...~«^=%#¶ claim you. it  has been  discovered that ¶#%=^«~...
....~«^=%# this  does not  prevent your  body  from #%=^«~....
.....~«^=% getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. %=^«~.....
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...~«^=%#¶           notable persons with           ¶#%=^«~...
..~«^=%#¶#           unicorn immortality:           #¶#%=^«~..
.~«^=%#¶##                                          ##¶#%=^«~.
..~«^=%#¶#   = dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a   #¶#%=^«~..
...~«^=%#¶   thousand years ago, body burned. head  ¶#%=^«~...
....~«^=%#     is kept in oxford, tenures in old    #%=^«~....
.....~«^=%                  norse.                  %=^«~.....
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.....~«^=%    = petty king oxmond, locked himself   %=^«~.....
....~«^=%#  permanently inside the temple of salah  #%=^«~....
...~«^=%#¶   ben salah to escape all bodily harm.   ¶#%=^«~...
..~«^=%#¶#         communicates via radio.          #¶#%=^«~..
.~«^=%#¶##                                          ##¶#%=^«~.
..~«^=%#¶#  = aix swylke, theorized that she would  #¶#%=^«~..
...~«^=%#¶     not need to eat or breathe. was a    ¶#%=^«~...
....~«^=%#  feared assasin for a long time but has  #%=^«~....
.....~«^=%   not been seen for two hundred years.   %=^«~.....
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.....~«^=%  = a boy called jackson, given unicorn   %=^«~.....
....~«^=%#   meat by his father, torn and eaten by  #%=^«~....
...~«^=%#¶            cats at age nine.             ¶#%=^«~...
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.~«^=%#¶##     = djend, who ate the meat of his     ##¶#%=^«~.
..~«^=%#¶#     enemies, living but crazed "with     #¶#%=^«~..
...~«^=%#¶      glory", probably prion disease?     ¶#%=^«~...
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.....~«^=%    = timothy leary, launched by rocket   %=^«~.....
......~«^=             into deep space.             =^«~......
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....~«^=%# = oleg firmamnov, presently residing in  #%=^«~....
...~«^=%#¶   a small house on the kola peninsula,   ¶#%=^«~...
..~«^=%#¶#  surrounded by a small army of monks who #¶#%=^«~..
.~«^=%#¶##         refuse to leave his side.        ##¶#%=^«~.
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