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.......,== PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ==,.......
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...,===£#@ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND @#£===,...
..,===£#@# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #@#£===,..
.,===£#@## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##@#£===,.
..,===£#@# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #@#£===,..
...,===£#@ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) @#£===,...
....,===£# TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. #£===,....
.....,===£ £===,.....
......,=== EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ===,......
.......,== LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ==,.......
......,=== OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ===,......
.....,===£ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT £===,.....
....,===£# THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM #£===,....
...,===£#@ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. @#£===,...
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...,===£#@ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH @#£===,...
....,===£# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #£===,....
.....,===£ £===,.....
......,=== = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ===,......
.......,== THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ==,.......
......,=== IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ===,......
.....,===£ NORSE. £===,.....
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...,===£#@ = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF @#£===,...
..,===£#@# PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH #@#£===,..
.,===£#@## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##@#£===,.
..,===£#@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@#£===,..
...,===£#@ @#£===,...
....,===£# = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #£===,....
.....,===£ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A £===,.....
......,=== FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ===,......
.......,== NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ==,.......
......,=== ===,......
.....,===£ = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN £===,.....
....,===£# MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY #£===,....
...,===£#@ CATS AT AGE NINE. @#£===,...
..,===£#@# #@#£===,..
.,===£#@## = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ##@#£===,.
..,===£#@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@#£===,..
...,===£#@ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? @#£===,...
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.....,===£ = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET £===,.....
......,=== INTO DEEP SPACE. ===,......
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......,=== = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ===,......
.....,===£ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, £===,.....
....,===£# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #£===,....
...,===£#@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @#£===,...
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