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.......... PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ..........
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.......-~/ UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND /~-.......
......-~/† SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS †/~-......
.....-~/†$ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED $†/~-.....
....-~/†$# - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, #$†/~-....
...-~/†$## THEN  SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM (OR  PIT) ##$†/~-...
..-~/†$###       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ###$†/~-..
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..-~/†$### EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ###$†/~-..
...-~/†$## LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE  GRACE ##$†/~-...
....-~/†$# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #$†/~-....
.....-~/†$ CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT $†/~-.....
......-~/† THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR BODY  FROM †/~-......
.......-~/ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. /~-.......
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..........           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ..........
..........           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ..........
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..........   † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ..........
.........-  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   -.........
........-~     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ~-........
.......-~/                  NORSE.                  /~-.......
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.....-~/†$   † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    $†/~-.....
....-~/†$#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #$†/~-....
...-~/†$##   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ##$†/~-...
..-~/†$###         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ###$†/~-..
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..-~/†$###  † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ###$†/~-..
...-~/†$##    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ##$†/~-...
....-~/†$#  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  #$†/~-....
.....-~/†$   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   $†/~-.....
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.......-~/   † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  /~-.......
........-~  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ~-........
.........-             CATS AT AGE NINE.            -.........
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..........     † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ..........
..........     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ..........
..........      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ..........
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.........-   † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    -.........
........-~             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ~-........
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......-~/† † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  †/~-......
.....-~/†$   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   $†/~-.....
....-~/†$# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  #$†/~-....
...-~/†$##        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ##$†/~-...
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