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¨~=/%$§§§§ §§§§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%%$$$# #$$$%%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨~~=%$$## ##$$%=~~¨¨
¨¨¨¨~//$§# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #§$//~¨¨¨¨
¨~=///%§§§ §§§%///=~¨
¨~=/%$$§## @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@=================== ##§$$%/=~¨
¨~=///$$§# #§$$///=~¨
¨¨¨===%%$§ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND §$%%===¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§#@@ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS @@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%%%$$# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #$$%%%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~/%§§ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, §§%/~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§#@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@@ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. @@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨~=//$§# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #§$//=~¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§#@@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§@## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##@§$%/=~¨
¨~=//%%%%§ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §%%%%//=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨=%%§ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM §%%=¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~=///%%%§ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. §%%%///=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨~/$§§# ======================================== #§§$/~¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$#@## ##@#$%/=~¨
~=/%$§#@## NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ##@#§$%/=~
¨¨¨¨¨~/%$# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #$%/~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§##@ @##§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨~=/%§§@ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD @§§%/=~¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§### NORSE. ###§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%§#@## % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ##@#§%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨~=//$§ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. §$//=~¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§#@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%%%$§@ @§$%%%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨=/$§# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #§$/=¨¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%%$$$§ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. §$$$%%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨~/%$$# #$$%/~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=%§## % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ##§%=~¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$$$§§ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY §§$$$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨=%§ CATS AT AGE NINE. §%=¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~/%§ % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS §%/~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§@## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##@§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨=%$## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##$%=¨¨¨¨¨
¨~/%$§#@## ##@#§$%/~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§### INTO DEEP SPACE. ###§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨¨¨=%$$§ §$$%=¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨~=//$# % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #$//=~¨¨¨¨
¨~===%$§§@ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, @§§$%===~¨
¨~=/%$§### SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ###§$%/=~¨
¨¨¨===//$§ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. §$//===¨¨¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§#@# #@#§$%/=~¨
¨~=/%$§§§@ @§§§$%/=~¨
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