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.......... PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ..........
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........., UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND ,.........
........,~ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ~,........
.......,~† SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY  CURED †~,.......
......,~†^ - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ^†~,......
.....,~†^¤ THEN  SEALED  IN  A DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) ¤^†~,.....
....,~†^¤#       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        #¤^†~,....
...,~†^¤#@                                          @#¤^†~,...
..,~†^¤#@# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO  GIVE ETERNAL #@#¤^†~,..
.,~†^¤#@## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE  THE GRACE ##@#¤^†~,.
..,~†^¤#@# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #@#¤^†~,..
...,~†^¤#@ CLAIM  YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT @#¤^†~,...
....,~†^¤# THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM #¤^†~,....
.....,~†^¤ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¤^†~,.....
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.........,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ,.........
..........           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ..........
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..........   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ..........
..........   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ..........
..........    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ..........
..........                  NORSE.                  ..........
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.........,    ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ,.........
........,~  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ~,........
.......,~†   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   †~,.......
......,~†^          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ^†~,......
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....,~†^¤#  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  #¤^†~,....
...,~†^¤#@     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    @#¤^†~,...
..,~†^¤#@#  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  #@#¤^†~,..
.,~†^¤#@##   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ##@#¤^†~,.
..,~†^¤#@#                                          #@#¤^†~,..
...,~†^¤#@  ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   @#¤^†~,...
....,~†^¤#  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   #¤^†~,....
.....,~†^¤             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¤^†~,.....
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.......,~†     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     †~,.......
........,~     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ~,........
.........,     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ,.........
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..........    ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   ..........
..........             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ..........
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..........  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ..........
..........   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ..........
..........  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ..........
.........,        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,.........
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