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@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
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*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
†*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*†
$†*-,¨¨¨¨¨ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¨¨¨¨¨,-*†$
@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
#@$†*-,¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨,-*†$@#
##@$†*-,¨¨ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¨¨,-*†$@##
###@$†*-,¨ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¨,-*†$@###
##@$†*-,¨¨ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨¨,-*†$@##
#@$†*-,¨¨¨ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ¨¨¨,-*†$@#
@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
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*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
†*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*†
$†*-,¨¨¨¨¨ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¨¨¨¨¨,-*†$
@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ NORSE. ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
#@$†*-,¨¨¨ ¨¨¨,-*†$@#
##@$†*-,¨¨ † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ¨¨,-*†$@##
###@$†*-,¨ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ¨,-*†$@###
##@$†*-,¨¨ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¨¨,-*†$@##
#@$†*-,¨¨¨ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¨¨¨,-*†$@#
@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
$†*-,¨¨¨¨¨ † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ¨¨¨¨¨,-*†$
†*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*†
*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
†*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ CATS AT AGE NINE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*†
$†*-,¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨,-*†$
@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
#@$†*-,¨¨¨ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ¨¨¨,-*†$@#
##@$†*-,¨¨ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¨¨,-*†$@##
###@$†*-,¨ ¨,-*†$@###
##@$†*-,¨¨ † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¨¨,-*†$@##
#@$†*-,¨¨¨ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¨¨¨,-*†$@#
@$†*-,¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨,-*†$@
$†*-,¨¨¨¨¨ † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨¨¨¨¨,-*†$
†*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*†
*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,
-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-
*-,¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨,-*
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