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,^~:%£##@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #@##£%:~^,
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,^~:%£#### UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ####£%:~^,
,^~:%%£££# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #£££%%:~^,
,,,,^~:£#@ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED @#£:~^,,,,
,,,^^:£### - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ###£:^^,,,
,^~:%£##@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£##@# TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. #@##£%:~^,
,,,,,,~:£# #£:~,,,,,,
,^~:%£##@# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #@##£%:~^,
,^~:£##@## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##@##£:~^,
,^~:%£##@# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£###@ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT @###£%:~^,
,^~:%£##@# THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM #@##£%:~^,
,,,,^^:£## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##£:^^,,,,
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,^~:%£#@## NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ##@#£%:~^,
,,,,,^::%# UNICORN IMMORTALITY: #%::^,,,,,
,~:%£##@## ##@##£%:~,
,^~:%£###@ % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A @###£%:~^,
,,,,,,^~%# THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD #%~^,,,,,,
,^~:%£##@# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£##@# NORSE. #@##£%:~^,
,,,,,^:%#@ @#%:^,,,,,
,^~:%£##@# % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£###@ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH @###£%:~^,
,,,,,,~:%# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #%:~,,,,,,
,,,,^:££## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##££:^,,,,
,,,~~%££## ##££%~~,,,
,,,,,,~%## % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##%~,,,,,,
^~:%£##@## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##@##£%:~^
,^~:%£#### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ####£%:~^,
,^~:%£##@# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #@##£%:~^,
,,,,,^:£#@ @#£:^,,,,,
,^~:%£##@# % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£##@# MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY #@##£%:~^,
,,^~~:%£## CATS AT AGE NINE. ##£%:~~^,,
,^~:%£##@# #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£#### % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ####£%:~^,
,^~:%£##@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%%£### GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ###£%%:~^,
,,,,,~:%## ##%:~,,,,,
,^~:%££### % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ###££%:~^,
,^~:%£#@## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##@#£%:~^,
,,,,^~~%## ##%~~^,,,,
,^~:%£##@# % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #@##£%:~^,
,^~:%£###@ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, @###£%:~^,
,,,,,^~%%# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #%%~^,,,,,
,,,^~::%%# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #%%::~^,,,
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