,^»:^$§@@# #@@§$^:»^,
,,,,,»:^$§ §$^:»,,,,,
,,^^:^$§§@ @§§$^:^^,,
,^»:^$§@## ##@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$$$@@ @@$$$^:»^,
,,,,^»^^§@ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. @§^^»^,,,,
,^»:^$§@@# #@@§$^:»^,
,,,,,^:^§§ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» §§^:^,,,,,
,^»»»:^^§@ @§^^:»»»^,
,,,»»^^$§§ UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND §§$^^»»,,,
,^»:^$§@@# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@@ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED @@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$$$§@ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, @§$$$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$@@## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##@@$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@@ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE @@@§$^:»^,
,,,»»^^^$§ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL §$^^^»»,,,
,,,,,,,»^§ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §^»,,,,,,,
,,^»»:::$@ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM @$:::»»^,,
,^»:^$§@@@ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. @@@§$^:»^,
,,,,^:^$§§ §§$^:^,,,,
,^»:^^$§§§ »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» §§§$^^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@@ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH @@@§$^:»^,
,,,,^»:$@@ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: @@$:»^,,,,
,,,»:::$§@ @§$:::»,,,
,^»:^$§@@# ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# NORSE. #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:$§@@## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##@@§$:»^,
,,^»::$$§@ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. @§$$::»^,,
,^»:^$§@@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@@§$^:»^,
,,,»»»:^$@ @$^:»»»,,,
,^»:^$§@@# ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##@§$^:»^,
,,,^^»:$§@ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS @§$:»^^,,,
,,,,^:^§@@ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. @@§^:^,,,,
,^»:^$§@@@ @@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN #@@§$^:»^,
,,,,,»»^^§ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY §^^»»,,,,,
,^»:^$@@## CATS AT AGE NINE. ##@@$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@@ @@@§$^:»^,
,,^^»^^^§§ ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS §§^^^»^^,,
,^»:^$§@@@ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH @@@§$^:»^,
,,,»::$$§§ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? §§$$::»,,,
,^»:^$@@## ##@@$^:»^,
,^^^:::$$§ ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET §$$:::^^^,
,,,,»»^§@@ INTO DEEP SPACE. @@§^»»,,,,
,^»:^$@@## ##@@$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@@ ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§§@@ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, @@§§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@@ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. @@@§$^:»^,
,,,,»:^$§§ §§$^:»,,,,
,^»:^$§@@@ @@@§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§§@@ @@§§$^:»^,
,^»:^$§@@# #@@§$^:»^,
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