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#@##%$:«~. UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND .~«:$%##@#
@##$:::«~. SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS .~«:::$##@
@@##%$:«~. SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED .~«:$%##@@
@@##%$:«~. - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, .~«:$%##@@
#%%$«~.... THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ....~«$%%#
##$:~~.... TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ....~~:$##
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#$«~~~~... EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ...~~~~«$#
#%%%$$:«~. LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE .~«:$$%%%#
@@##%$:«~. OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL .~«:$%##@@
####%$:«~. CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT .~«:$%####
##@##%$:«~ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ~«:$%##@##
#$««...... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ......««$#
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#@##%$:«~. UNICORN IMMORTALITY: .~«:$%##@#
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@##$:~.... $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ....~:$##@
@@##%$:«~. THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD .~«:$%##@@
#@##%$:«~. IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD .~«:$%##@#
##$$:~~... NORSE. ...~~:$$##
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@###%$:«~. $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF .~«:$%###@
##$«««.... PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ....«««$##
###%%$:«~. BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. .~«:$%%###
#$$«...... COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ......«$$#
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@##%:~~... $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ...~~:%##@
###%%$:«~. NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A .~«:$%%###
#@##%$:«~. FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS .~«:$%##@#
##%$$«.... NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ....«$$%##
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#@##%$:«~. $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN .~«:$%##@#
#@##%$:«~. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY .~«:$%##@#
##@##%$:~. CATS AT AGE NINE. .~:$%##@##
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@#%$:::«~. $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS .~«:::$%#@
@#$$:::«~. ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH .~«:::$$#@
#@##%$:«~. GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? .~«:$%##@#
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#%$«...... $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ......«$%#
#@##%$:«~. INTO DEEP SPACE. .~«:$%##@#
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#@##%$:«~. $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN .~«:$%##@#
##%:::«~~. A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, .~~«:::%##
#@##%$:«~. SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO .~«:$%##@#
####%$:«~. REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. .~«:$%####
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