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,-~:$%&£## page on unicorn meat. ##£&%$:~-,
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,-~:$%£### unicorn meat is oily, iridiescent and ###£%$:~-,
,,,,,,~$$& slightly translucent. due to its &$$~,,,,,,
,-~:$%&£## shrimp-like texture it is usually cured ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%## - mixed with large quantities of salt, ###&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## then sealed in a dark room (or pit) ##£&%$:~-,
,,,,,,-:%& to dry over several months. &%:-,,,,,,
,-~:$%&£## ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$$%&&£ eating the meat is said to give eternal £&&%$$:~-,
,-~:$$$$$& life. by indulging, you lose the grace &$$$$$:~-,
,,,~:::$%£ of all gods, and no afterlife will £%$:::~,,,
,-~:$%&£## claim you. it has been discovered that ##£&%$:~-,
,,,,-~:$%& this does not prevent your body from &%$:~-,,,,
,-~:$%&£## getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. ##£&%$:~-,
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,-~:$%&& notable persons with #&&&%$:~-,
,-~:$$$%&& unicorn immortality: &&%$$$:~-,
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,-~:$%&£## $ dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## thousand years ago, body burned. head ##£&%$:~-,
,,,,,,,~$& is kept in oxford, tenures in old &$~,,,,,,,
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,-~:$&£### $ petty king oxmond, locked himself ###£&$:~-,
,-~:$%## permanently inside the temple of salah ###&%$:~-,
,-~:$%%&&& ben salah to escape all bodily harm. &&&%%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## communicates via radio. ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$$$%£# #£%$$$:~-,
,-~:$%## $ aix swylke, theorized that she would ###&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## not need to eat or breathe. was a ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:::%&£# feared assasin for a long time but has #£&%:::~-,
,,,,,,~$%£ not been seen for two hundred years. £%$~,,,,,,
,-~:$%&£## ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## $ a boy called jackson, given unicorn ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%%&&£ meat by his father, torn and eaten by £&&%%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## cats at age nine. ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&££# #££&%$:~-,
,-~::$%&£# $ djend, who ate the meat of his #£&%$::~-,
,-~:$%&£## enemies, living but crazed "with ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## glory", probably prion disease? ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## ##£&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&&££ $ timothy leary, launched by rocket ££&&%$:~-,
,,--::%%££ into deep space. ££%%::--,,
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,-~:$%&&££ $ oleg firmamnov, presently residing in ££&&%$:~-,
,-~:$%&£## a small house on the kola peninsula, ##£&%$:~-,
,----~:%&£ surrounded by a small army of monks who £&%:~----,
,-~:$%&£## refuse to leave his side. ##£&%$:~-,
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