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,,~~†††%£# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #£%†††~~,,
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,,~†*%¤£## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,~~**%¤ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ¤%**~~,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,~~*¤# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL #¤*~~,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,†%¤£# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #£¤%†,,,,,
,,~†*%¤££# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #££¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†****%¤ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¤%****†~,,
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,,~~††%%%£ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: £%%%††~~,,
,,~†*%¤££# #££¤%*†~,,
,,,,~~†*¤# * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #¤*†~~,,,,
,~†*%¤£### THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ###£¤%*†~,
,,,,~~*%%¤ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¤%%*~~,,,,
,,,,,,~†%£ NORSE. £%†~,,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,~†*¤££ * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ££¤*†~,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,,†*¤¤ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ¤¤*†,,,,,,
,,,,,~~†%¤ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¤%†~~,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,†%¤¤¤ * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¤¤¤%†,,,,,
,,,,,~††%¤ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ¤%††~,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## CATS AT AGE NINE. ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,~**%£ * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS £%**~,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,~†%£# GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? #£%†~,,,,,
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,,~†*%¤£## * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ##£¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤££# INTO DEEP SPACE. #££¤%*†~,,
,,~†*%¤£## ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,~††%£ * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN £%††~,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ##£¤%*†~,,
,,,,,,~*%¤ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¤%*~,,,,,,
,,~†*%¤£## REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ##£¤%*†~,,
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