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,^«*§£§¶## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£§¶## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##¶§£§*«^,
,,,^««§§§¶ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¶§§§««^,,,
,^«*§£§¶## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£§### THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ###§£§*«^,
,,,,,«§£§§ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. §§£§«,,,,,
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,,,««§§§§§ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §§§§§««,,,
,^«*§£§### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ###§£§*«^,
,,,,^**§£¶ OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ¶£§**^,,,,
,,,,,««§§¶ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¶§§««,,,,,
,^«*§£§¶## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£§¶## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##¶§£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§¶## UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ##¶§£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§§§§ § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A §§§§£§*«^,
,,,^*§§£§¶ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ¶§£§§*^,,,
,,,^^«§§§¶ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ¶§§§«^^,,,
,^«*§£§¶## NORSE. ##¶§£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§¶## § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£§¶## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£§¶## BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ##¶§£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§¶## § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£§¶## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##¶§£§*«^,
,,,,,«*£¶# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #¶£*«,,,,,
,^«*§£§¶## NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ##¶§£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§¶## § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ##¶§£§*«^,
,,,,,,«§§§ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY §§§«,,,,,,
,,,,,,,«§§ CATS AT AGE NINE. §§«,,,,,,,
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,^«*§£§¶## § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ##¶§£§*«^,
,,^^^^*§§§ ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH §§§*^^^^,,
,^«*§£§¶## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##¶§£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§¶## § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ##¶§£§*«^,
,^«*§£¶### INTO DEEP SPACE. ###¶£§*«^,
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,^«*§£§¶## § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ##¶§£§*«^,
,,,,,,«§§¶ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¶§§«,,,,,,
,,,,«§§§£¶ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¶£§§§«,,,,
,^«*§£§¶## REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ##¶§£§*«^,
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