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,,,,====§#        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       #§====,,,,
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,^==$§#£## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE  ETERNAL ##£#§$==^,
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,^==$§#£##     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ##£#§$==^,
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,,,,===§§£   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   £§§===,,,,
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,^==$§#£##     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ##£#§$==^,
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