,,:«/*%£@# #@£%*/«:,,
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,,,,:«/*%£ £%*/«:,,,,
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,,,,,,,:«/ page on unicorn meat. /«:,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:«/ unicorn meat is oily, iridiescent and /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/* slightly translucent. due to its */«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/*% shrimp-like texture it is usually cured %*/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/*%£ - mixed with large quantities of salt, £%*/«:,,,,
,,,:«/*%£@ then sealed in a dark room (or pit) @£%*/«:,,,
,,:«/*%£@# to dry over several months. #@£%*/«:,,
,:«/*%£@## ##@£%*/«:,
,,:«/*%£@# eating the meat is said to give eternal #@£%*/«:,,
,,,:«/*%£@ life. by indulging, you lose the grace @£%*/«:,,,
,,,,:«/*%£ of all gods, and no afterlife will £%*/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/*% claim you. it has been discovered that %*/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/* this does not prevent your body from */«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ getting hurt or ruined, please be aware. /«:,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,:«/ notable persons with /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/* unicorn immortality: */«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/*% %*/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/*%£ * dremgar alfhildsson, decapitated a £%*/«:,,,,
,,,:«/*%£@ thousand years ago, body burned. head @£%*/«:,,,
,,:«/*%£@# is kept in oxford, tenures in old #@£%*/«:,,
,:«/*%£@## norse. ##@£%*/«:,
,,:«/*%£@# #@£%*/«:,,
,,,:«/*%£@ * petty king oxmond, locked himself @£%*/«:,,,
,,,,:«/*%£ permanently inside the temple of salah £%*/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/*% ben salah to escape all bodily harm. %*/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/* communicates via radio. */«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« * aix swylke, theorized that she would «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: not need to eat or breathe. was a :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« feared assasin for a long time but has «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ not been seen for two hundred years. /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/* */«:,,,,,,
,,,,,:«/*% * a boy called jackson, given unicorn %*/«:,,,,,
,,,,:«/*%£ meat by his father, torn and eaten by £%*/«:,,,,
,,,:«/*%£@ cats at age nine. @£%*/«:,,,
,,:«/*%£@# #@£%*/«:,,
,:«/*%£@## * djend, who ate the meat of his ##@£%*/«:,
,,:«/*%£@# enemies, living but crazed "with #@£%*/«:,,
,,,:«/*%£@ glory", probably prion disease? @£%*/«:,,,
,,,,:«/*%£ £%*/«:,,,,
,,,,,:«/*% * timothy leary, launched by rocket %*/«:,,,,,
,,,,,,:«/* into deep space. */«:,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ /«:,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« * oleg firmamnov, presently residing in «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,: a small house on the kola peninsula, :,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,:« surrounded by a small army of monks who «:,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,:«/ refuse to leave his side. /«:,,,,,,,
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