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##@&§%=«^¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨^«=%§&@##
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&&&§=«««^¨ #####################««««««««««««««««««« ¨^«««=§&&&
##@&§%=«^¨                                          ¨^«=%§&@##
&§==^¨¨¨¨¨ UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND ¨¨¨¨¨^==§&
##@&§%=«^¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨^«=%§&@##
##@&§%=«^¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ¨^«=%§&@##
@@§§%=««^¨ - MIXED  WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF  SALT, ¨^««=%§§@@
##@&§%=«^¨ THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ¨^«=%§&@##
#@@&§%=«^¨       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ¨^«=%§&@@#
##@&§%=«^¨                                          ¨^«=%§&@##
&%%%=«¨¨¨¨ EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨¨«=%%%&
##@&§%=«^¨ LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE ¨^«=%§&@##
##@&§%=«^¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨^«=%§&@##
##@&§%=«^¨ CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¨^«=%§&@##
##@&§%=«^¨ THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR BODY  FROM ¨^«=%§&@##
###&§%=«^¨ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¨^«=%§&###
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&%«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«%&
&§%«^¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨^«%§&
#&%===«^¨¨           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ¨¨^«===%&#
##@&§%=«^¨           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ¨^«=%§&@##
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##@&§%=«^¨   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨^«=%§&@##
#@&§§%=«^¨   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ¨^«=%§§&@#
##@&§%=«^¨     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ¨^«=%§&@##
@&§§===«^¨                  NORSE.                  ¨^«===§§&@
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&&&§=^^¨¨¨    % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ¨¨¨^^=§&&&
&%«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«%&
#@&&§%=«^¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨^«=%§&&@#
##@&§%=«^¨         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ¨^«=%§&@##
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#@&&§%=«^¨  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨^«=%§&&@#
##@&§%=«^¨    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ¨^«=%§&@##
##@&§%=«^¨  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨^«=%§&@##
#&§=«¨¨¨¨¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨¨¨¨¨«=§&#
#&§§§%=«^¨                                          ¨^«=%§§§&#
&§%%===«^¨  % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ¨^«===%%§&
@§=«^¨¨¨¨¨  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ¨¨¨¨¨^«=§@
&%%===«^^¨            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ¨^^«===%%&
#&§§%«^¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨^«%§§&#
##@&§%=«^¨     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨^«=%§&@##
###@&%=«^¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨^«=%&@###
###@&%=«^¨      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨^«=%&@###
##@&§%=«^¨                                          ¨^«=%§&@##
&§%=««¨¨¨¨   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ¨¨¨¨««=%§&
##@&§%=«^¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨^«=%§&@##
@&%%««^^^¨                                          ¨^^^««%%&@
&§§%«^^¨¨¨ % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ¨¨¨^^«%§§&
#@&%%=^¨¨¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨¨¨^=%%&@#
##@&§%=«^¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ¨^«=%§&@##
#@@&§%=«^¨        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¨^«=%§&@@#
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