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~,,,,,,,,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,,,,,,,,~
«~,,,,,,,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,,,,,,~«
=«~,,,,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,,,,~«=
$=«~,,,,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,,,,,~«=$
$$=«~,,,,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,,,,~«=$$
¤$$=«~,,,, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,,,~«=$$¤
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#@¤$$=«~,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,~«=$$¤@#
##@¤$$=«~, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,~«=$$¤@##
#@¤$$=«~,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,~«=$$¤@#
@¤$$=«~,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,~«=$$¤@
¤$$=«~,,,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,,,~«=$$¤
$$=«~,,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,,,~«=$$
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~,,,,,,,,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,,,,,,,,,
~,,,,,,,,, NORSE. ,,,,,,,,,~
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=«~,,,,,,, $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,,,,,,,~«=
$=«~,,,,,, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,,,,,~«=$
$$=«~,,,,, BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,,,,~«=$$
¤$$=«~,,,, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,,,~«=$$¤
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#@¤$$=«~,, $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,~«=$$¤@#
##@¤$$=«~, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,~«=$$¤@##
#@¤$$=«~,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,~«=$$¤@#
@¤$$=«~,,, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,,,~«=$$¤@
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$$=«~,,,,, $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,,,,,~«=$$
$=«~,,,,,, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,,,,,,~«=$
=«~,,,,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,,,,~«=
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~,,,,,,,,, $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,,,,,,,,~
,,,,,,,,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,,,,,,,,,
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«~,,,,,,,, $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,,,,,,~«
=«~,,,,,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,,,,,,~«=
$=«~,,,,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,,,,,~«=$
$$=«~,,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,,~«=$$
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