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,,,,,,,,,, P4G3 ON UN1CORN M34T. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,~~^ UN1CORN M34T 1S O1LY, 1RIDI3SCENT 4ND ^~~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~~^^ SL1GHTLY TR4NSLUC3NT. DU3 TO 1TS ^^~~,,,,,,
,,,,,~~^^% SHR1MP-L1K3 T3XTURE 1T 1S USU4LLY CUR3D %^^~~,,,,,
,,,,~~^^%@ - M1X3D W1TH L4RG3 QU4NT1TI3S OF S4LT, @%^^~~,,,,
,,,~~^^%@# TH3N S34LED 1N 4 D4RK ROOM (OR P1T) #@%^^~~,,,
,,~~^^%@## TO DRY OV3R S3VER4L MONTHS. ##@%^^~~,,
,~~^^%@### ###@%^^~~,
,,~~^^%@## 34T1NG TH3 M34T 1S S41D TO G1V3 3TERN4L ##@%^^~~,,
,,,~~^^%@# L1F3. BY 1NDULGING, YOU LOS3 TH3 GR4C3 #@%^^~~,,,
,,,,~~^^%@ OF 4LL GODS, 4ND NO 4FT3RL1FE W1LL @%^^~~,,,,
,,,,,~~^^% CL41M YOU. 1T H4S B3EN D1SCOV3RED TH4T %^^~~,,,,,
,,,,,,~~^^ TH1S DO3S NOT PR3VENT YOUR BODY FROM ^^~~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~^ G3TT1NG HURT OR RU1N3D, PL34SE B3 4WAR3. ^~~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, NOT4BL3 P3RSONS W1TH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, UN1CORN 1MMORT4LITY: ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~~ ^ DR3MG4R 4LFH1LDSSON, D3C4P1TATED 4 ~~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~^ THOUS4ND Y34RS 4GO, BODY BURN3D. H34D ^~~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~~^^ 1S K3PT 1N OXFORD, T3NURES 1N OLD ^^~~,,,,,,
,,,,,~~^^% NORS3. %^^~~,,,,,
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,,,~~^^%@# ^ P3TTY K1NG OXMOND, LOCK3D H1MS3LF #@%^^~~,,,
,,~~^^%@## P3RM4NENTLY 1NSID3 TH3 T3MPLE OF S4LAH ##@%^^~~,,
,~~^^%@### B3N S4LAH TO 3SC4PE 4LL BOD1LY H4RM. ###@%^^~~,
,,~~^^%@## COMMUN1C4T3S V14 R4D1O. ##@%^^~~,,
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,,,,~~^^%@ ^ 41X SWYLK3, TH3OR1ZED TH4T SH3 WOULD @%^^~~,,,,
,,,,,~~^^% NOT N3ED TO 34T OR BR34THE. W4S 4 %^^~~,,,,,
,,,,,,~~^^ F34RED 4SSAS1N FOR 4 LONG T1M3 BUT H4S ^^~~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~^ NOT B3EN S3EN FOR TWO HUNDR3D Y34RS. ^~~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ ^ 4 BOY C4LL3D J4CKSON, G1V3N UN1CORN ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, M34T BY H1S F4TH3R, TORN 4ND 34TEN BY ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, C4TS 4T 4G3 N1N3. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,~ ^ DJ3ND, WHO 4T3 TH3 M34T OF H1S ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~~ 3NEM1ES, L1VING BUT CR4Z3D "W1TH ~~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~~^ GLORY", PROB4BLY PR1ON D1S34SE? ^~~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,~~^^% ^ T1MOTHY L34RY, L4UNCH3D BY ROCK3T %^^~~,,,,,
,,,,~~^^%@ 1NTO D3EP SP4C3. @%^^~~,,,,
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,,~~^^%@## ^ OL3G F1RM4MNOV, PR3SENTLY R3S1DING 1N ##@%^^~~,,
,~~^^%@### 4 SM4LL HOUS3 ON TH3 KOL4 P3N1NSULA, ###@%^^~~,
,,~~^^%@## SURROUND3D BY 4 SM4LL 4RMY OF MONKS WHO ##@%^^~~,,
,,,~~^^%@# R3FUSE TO L34VE H1S S1D3. #@%^^~~,,,
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