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.....,~†^$ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. $^†~,.....
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.,~†^$¤¶## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##¶¤$^†~,.
..,~†^$¤¶# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #¶¤$^†~,..
...,~†^$¤¶ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ¶¤$^†~,...
....,~†^$¤ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¤$^†~,....
.....,~†^$ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) $^†~,.....
......,~†^ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ^†~,......
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....,~†^$¤ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¤$^†~,....
...,~†^$¤¶ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ¶¤$^†~,...
..,~†^$¤¶# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #¶¤$^†~,..
.,~†^$¤¶## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##¶¤$^†~,.
..,~†^$¤¶# THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM #¶¤$^†~,..
...,~†^$¤¶ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ¶¤$^†~,...
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....,~†^$¤ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¤$^†~,....
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..,~†^$¤¶# ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #¶¤$^†~,..
.,~†^$¤¶## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##¶¤$^†~,.
..,~†^$¤¶# IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD #¶¤$^†~,..
...,~†^$¤¶ NORSE. ¶¤$^†~,...
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.....,~†^$ ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF $^†~,.....
......,~†^ PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ^†~,......
.....,~†^$ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. $^†~,.....
....,~†^$¤ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ¤$^†~,....
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..,~†^$¤¶# ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #¶¤$^†~,..
.,~†^$¤¶## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##¶¤$^†~,.
..,~†^$¤¶# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #¶¤$^†~,..
...,~†^$¤¶ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ¶¤$^†~,...
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.....,~†^$ ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN $^†~,.....
......,~†^ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ^†~,......
.....,~†^$ CATS AT AGE NINE. $^†~,.....
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...,~†^$¤¶ ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ¶¤$^†~,...
..,~†^$¤¶# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #¶¤$^†~,..
.,~†^$¤¶## GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ##¶¤$^†~,.
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...,~†^$¤¶ ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¶¤$^†~,...
....,~†^$¤ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¤$^†~,....
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......,~†^ ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ^†~,......
.....,~†^$ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, $^†~,.....
....,~†^$¤ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ¤$^†~,....
...,~†^$¤¶ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ¶¤$^†~,...
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