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##@£§^/~.¨ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ¨.~/^§£@##
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#@£§%^/~.¨ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ¨.~/^%§£@#
#@£§%^/~.¨ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS  USUALLY CURED ¨.~/^%§£@#
##£§%^/~.¨ - MIXED WITH  LARGE  QUANTITIES OF SALT, ¨.~/^%§£##
@£%/~.¨¨¨¨ THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ¨¨¨¨.~/%£@
@££§%^/~.¨       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ¨.~/^%§££@
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@§§^/~.¨¨¨ EATING THE MEAT IS  SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¨¨¨.~/^§§@
@§§§%^/~.¨ LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE  GRACE ¨.~/^%§§§@
@£%//..¨¨¨ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ¨¨¨..//%£@
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#@£§%^/~.¨ THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM ¨.~/^%§£@#
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§§%%/~¨¨¨¨   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ¨¨¨¨~/%%§§
§^///..¨¨¨  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ¨¨¨..///^§
§^~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~^§
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@§§^~.¨¨¨¨   ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ¨¨¨¨.~^§§@
#@£§%^/~.¨  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ¨.~/^%§£@#
@@£§%^/~.¨   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ¨.~/^%§£@@
£%/~.¨¨¨¨¨          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ¨¨¨¨¨.~/%£
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##£§%^/~.¨  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ¨.~/^%§£##
@£§%%^/~.¨     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ¨.~/^%%§£@
@@£§%^/~.¨  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ¨.~/^%§£@@
#@£§%^/~.¨   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ¨.~/^%§£@#
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£%^//~~¨¨¨   ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ¨¨¨~~//^%£
§^//...¨¨¨   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ¨¨¨...//^§
#@£§%^/~.¨             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ¨.~/^%§£@#
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@££§%^/~.¨     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ¨.~/^%§££@
££§§%^/~.¨     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ¨.~/^%§§££
§§^/.¨¨¨¨¨      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ¨¨¨¨¨./^§§
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#@£§%^/~.¨   ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ¨.~/^%§£@#
£%//..¨¨¨¨             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ¨¨¨¨..//%£
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£%/~~~~~.¨  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ¨.~~~~~/%£
@££§%^/~.¨   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ¨.~/^%§££@
£%/.¨¨¨¨¨¨ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ¨¨¨¨¨¨./%£
§^^//~..¨¨        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ¨¨..~//^^§
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