###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, ,~=^§$####
###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
##$§^=~,,, ,,,~=^§$##
#$§^=~,,,, ,,,,~=^§$#
$§^=~,,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ,,,,,~=^§$
§^=~,,,,,, ,,,,,,~=^§
$§^=~,,,,, #####################=================== ,,,,,~=^§$
#$§^=~,,,, ,,,,~=^§$#
##$§^=~,,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,,~=^§$##
###$§^=~,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,~=^§$####
###$§^=~,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,~=^§$###
##$§^=~,,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,,~=^§$##
#$§^=~,,,, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,,,~=^§$#
$§^=~,,,,, ,,,,,~=^§$
§^=~,,,,,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,,,,,~=^§
$§^=~,,,,, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,,,,,~=^§$
#$§^=~,,,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,,,~=^§$#
##$§^=~,,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,~=^§$##
###$§^=~,, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,~=^§$####
###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
##$§^=~,,, ======================================== ,,,~=^§$##
#$§^=~,,,, ,,,,~=^§$#
$§^=~,,,,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,,,,~=^§$
§^=~,,,,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,,,,~=^§
$§^=~,,,,, ,,,,,~=^§$
#$§^=~,,,, § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,,,,~=^§$#
##$§^=~,,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,,~=^§$##
###$§^=~,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, NORSE. ,~=^§$####
###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
##$§^=~,,, § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,,,~=^§$##
#$§^=~,,,, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,,,~=^§$#
$§^=~,,,,, BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,,,,~=^§$
§^=~,,,,,, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,,,,,~=^§
$§^=~,,,,, ,,,,,~=^§$
#$§^=~,,,, § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,,,~=^§$#
##$§^=~,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,~=^§$##
###$§^=~,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,~=^§$####
###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
##$§^=~,,, § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,,,~=^§$##
#$§^=~,,,, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,,,,~=^§$#
$§^=~,,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,,~=^§$
§^=~,,,,,, ,,,,,,~=^§
$§^=~,,,,, § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,,,,~=^§$
#$§^=~,,,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,,,~=^§$#
##$§^=~,,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,,~=^§$##
###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,~=^§$####
###$§^=~,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,~=^§$###
##$§^=~,,, ,,,~=^§$##
#$§^=~,,,, § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,,~=^§$#
$§^=~,,,,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,,,,~=^§$
§^=~,,,,,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,,,,,~=^§
$§^=~,,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,,~=^§$
#$§^=~,,,, ,,,,~=^§$#
##$§^=~,,, ,,,~=^§$##
###$§^=~,, ,,~=^§$###
####$§^=~, ,~=^§$####
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