HANDCUFFS               
  
                                          
 shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only 
  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  
 know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only 
        trigger void mart alarms.         
                                          
 however,  if  you get  caught  handcuffs 
 can be  put on  you  as a punishment  by 
 police,   and  you  are  to  wear   them 
           indefenitely forever           
                                          
                                       
                                    
   And They Will Trigger All Alarms   
                                    
                                       
                                          
 while this is distressing at  first  and 
 can certainly lead  to anxiousness, most 
 store workers  are sympathetic and  will 
 let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. 
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 * probably not true, idk