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=/-..,¨.¨, shoplifters know  aldi  alarm  tags only ,¨.¨,..-/=
^»,.,¨...¨  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ¨...¨,.,»^
~,¨¨.¨.¨,. know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only .,¨.¨.¨¨,~
^.,,.,,,¨¨        trigger void mart alarms.         ¨¨,,,.,,.^
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/=:.¨.,,¨. however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs .¨,,.¨.:=/
*^~,,,,.., can be put on  you  as  a  punishment by ,..,,,,~^*
*%\=:.,¨¨. police,  and  you  are   to  wear   them .¨¨,.:=\%*
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*=«~,.,,,. while this is distressing  at first  and .,,,.,~«=*
*-..,.,,,, can  certainly lead to anxiousness, most ,,,,.,..-*
=:,,.¨..,, store  workers are sympathetic  and will ,,..¨.,,:=
^..¨.¨,¨,¨ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ¨,¨,¨.¨..^
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           * probably not true, idk