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,-~^^§@£@# shoplifters  know  aldi alarm tags  only #@£@§^^~-,
,.~%*££###  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  ###££*%~.,
.-~†^%¤£## know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ##£¤%^†~-.
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.¨¨.=^§§£@ however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs @£§§^=.¨¨.
.¨.~/**#¤@ can be  put on  you  as  a punishment by @¤#**/~.¨.
¨~~/**§#@# police,  and  you  are  to   wear   them #@#§**/~~¨
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,,-†§&&£@# can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most #@£&&§†-,,
.~«:%¤#### store  workers are  sympathetic and will ####¤%:«~.
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           * probably not true, idk