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..¨.,,==^% shoplifters  know  aldi alarm  tags only %^==,,.¨..
¨,,,.¨:-*=  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  =*-:¨.,,,¨
¨,¨,¨,,,=† know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only †=,,,¨,¨,¨
,¨..,,,..~        trigger void mart alarms.         ~..,,,..¨,
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,,,¨¨,,¨.. however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ..¨,,¨¨,,,
.¨¨,,..¨,~ can be  put on you  as  a punishment  by ~,¨..,,¨¨.
¨,¨¨,¨¨,:= police,  and  you  are   to   wear  them =:,¨¨,¨¨,¨
..¨¨¨¨.~~=           indefenitely forever           =~~.¨¨¨¨..
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¨¨¨,-\=¤&£ ¨ ¨ And They Will Trigger All Alarms ¨ ¨ £&¤=\-,¨¨¨
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¨.¨¨:-:*&# can certainly lead to  anxiousness, most #&*:-:¨¨.¨
.¨¨,¨.~\%% store  workers are sympathetic  and will %%\~.¨,¨¨.
.,,,¨,-«;% let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. %;«-,¨,,,.
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           * probably not true, idk