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........~« IN  GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG THE RIVER «~........
.........~ GROWS  THE  MUSHROOM. BETWEEN  FERNS AND ~.........
.......... HORSEMINT GROWS  THE MUSHROOM. ALONG THE ..........
.......... CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP  AND WHITE ..........
.......... STEM AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES  GROWS ..........
..........              THE MUSHROOM.               ..........
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..........                                          ..........
.......... I  AM  DREAMING.  A PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED. ..........
..........                                          ..........
.........~ THROUGH  THE  PARK  I GO TO  PICK  IT UP ~.........
........~« FROM A BITTER  LADY. A SLOT  IN A  WALL, «~........
.......~«\ LADY  INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE WITH THE  REST \«~.......
......~«\*              OF THE WORLD.               *\«~......
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..~«\*£##@ DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A  NOZZLE (OR @##£*\«~..
.~«\*£##@#       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       #@##£*\«~.
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...~«\*£## THROUGH YOUNG  FOREST, THIN  AND RUBBERY ##£*\«~...
....~«\*£# WHIPS  SHOOT UP FROM THE EARTH. KIRSKALE #£*\«~....
.....~«\*£    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    £*\«~.....
......~«\* ABANDONED  GRAY WALLS.  I SHALL TRY  THE *\«~......
.......~«\             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             \«~.......
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.........~ THE  PAINT INSIDE  COMES  OUT, IT  COMES ~.........
.......... LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER, IT  COMES LIKE  A ..........
.......... THICK AND  SLOW BEAM.  RICH WITH RED AND ..........
..........               GOOEY PAINT.               ..........
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.......... DOESN'T  HIT ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING ..........
.......... AND  NEVER   REACHES  THE   WALLS.  IT'S ..........
.......... FOREVER  FALLING, BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE ..........
..........                 STAINED.                 ..........
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.......~«\            I THINK TO MYSELF:            \«~.......
......~«\*       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        *\«~......
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