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.......^~^                  FAT CAP                 ^~^.......
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.....^~^$% .....  %%  ¶¶  %%  ¶¶  %%  ¶¶  %%  ..... %$^~^.....
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...^~^$%@¶ IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER ¶@%$^~^...
..^~^$%@¶# GROWS THE MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS  AND #¶@%$^~^..
.^~^$%@¶## HORSEMINT GROWS THE  MUSHROOM. ALONG THE ##¶@%$^~^.
..^~^$%@¶# CREEK,  WITH  A  REDDISH  CAP AND  WHITE #¶@%$^~^..
...^~^$%@¶ STEM  AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES GROWS ¶@%$^~^...
....^~^$%@               THE MUSHROOM.              @%$^~^....
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........^~ I  AM DREAMING. A  PACKAGE HAS  ARRIVED. ~^........
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.......... THROUGH  THE PARK  I  GO TO  PICK IT  UP ..........
.........^ FROM  A BITTER LADY. A  SLOT  IN A WALL, ^.........
........^~ LADY  INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE WITH  THE REST ~^........
.......^~^              OF THE WORLD.               ^~^.......
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...^~^$%@¶ DELIVERED IS A  NY FAT CAP, A NOZZLE (OR ¶@%$^~^...
..^~^$%@¶#       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       #¶@%$^~^..
.^~^$%@¶##                                          ##¶@%$^~^.
..^~^$%@¶# THROUGH YOUNG FOREST,  THIN  AND RUBBERY #¶@%$^~^..
...^~^$%@¶ WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE EARTH.  KIRSKALE ¶@%$^~^...
....^~^$%@    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    @%$^~^....
.....^~^$% ABANDONED GRAY WALLS. I  SHALL  TRY  THE %$^~^.....
......^~^$             NEW NOZZLE HERE.             $^~^......
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........^~ THE PAINT  INSIDE  COMES  OUT, IT  COMES ~^........
.........^ LIKE A MASSAGE SHOWER,  IT COMES LIKE  A ^.........
.......... THICK  AND SLOW BEAM.  RICH WITH RED AND ..........
.........^               GOOEY PAINT.               ^.........
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.......^~^ DOESN'T  HIT  ANYTHING.  IT KEEPS  GOING ^~^.......
......^~^$ AND  NEVER  REACHES  THE   WALLS.   IT'S $^~^......
.....^~^$% FOREVER  FALLING,  BUT NOTHING  WILL  BE %$^~^.....
....^~^$%@                 STAINED.                 @%$^~^....
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..^~^$%@¶# .....  %%  ¶¶  %%  ¶¶  %%  ¶¶  %%  ..... #¶@%$^~^..
.^~^$%@¶##                                          ##¶@%$^~^.
..^~^$%@¶#            I THINK TO MYSELF:            #¶@%$^~^..
...^~^$%@¶       "NEW YORK FAT CAP" IS WEIRD        ¶@%$^~^...
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